I would be an arbiter of love throughout the world, helping nations to break down barriers, to peacefully resolve their various issues in respect of ideology, of politics, of landownership, of religion etc with my mighty Penis Of Unity.
I would gather the parties together who, thanks to their differing viewpoints & greed driven self-interest, were on the brink of war. I would then resolve the issue in one simple move, removing my aforementioned Penis of Unity I would stimulate it to full erectness & then, after a few scant moments of vigorous pumping, spray those assembled with my Semen Of Solidarity!
Another conflict averted!
Another group of diverse peoples unified in peace!
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