What pisses you off?

[Icewater Jones]

Where do I start???

People with no standards
Child abusers
Douchebag photographers that get laid because of it
Those lacking common sense
The BCS
Religion bashers
Dallas Cowboy fans
Ugly chicks with shitty attitudes
Flat chested fat chicks
People offended by Christmas and other American traditions
Gay people turning every little thing into a rights issue
Alabama Crimson Tide Fans
Animal abusers
Haters who bitch about people hating
Trick or treaters without costumes
Infidelity
Current West Coast Hip Hop
Broke ass divas
Average looking white people being considered 'hot'
Awesome looking black people not considered 'hot'
People who 'born like this' as an excuse
Falling for sluts and whores
Being cheated out of money
Hipster assholes
Newer Eddie Murphy movies
Air Jordans 16-now
Uncomfortable nights sleep
Chicks that treat small dogs like babies
Overexaggerating weed smokers
People who complain about the weather
Shitty comic book movies
When the justice system fails
Fake lesbians
American citizens that won't shut up about other countries they feel are better

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Where do I start???

People with no standards
Child abusers
Douchebag photographers that get laid because of it
Those lacking common sense
The BCS
Religion bashers
Dallas Cowboy fans
Ugly chicks with shitty attitudes
Flat chested fat chicks
People offended by Christmas and other American traditions
Gay people turning every little thing into a rights issue
Alabama Crimson Tide Fans
Animal abusers
Haters who bitch about people hating
Trick or treaters without costumes
Infidelity
Current West Coast Hip Hop
Broke ass divas
Average looking white people being considered 'hot'
Awesome looking black people not considered 'hot'
People who 'born like this' as an excuse
Falling for sluts and whores
Being cheated out of money
Hipster assholes
Newer Eddie Murphy movies
Air Jordans 16-now
Uncomfortable nights sleep
Chicks that treat small dogs like babies
Overexaggerating weed smokers
People who complain about the weather
Shitty comic book movies
When the justice system fails
Fake lesbians
American citizens that won't shut up about other countries they feel are better

ummm, yeah! what he said!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Hot mega appears to have vanished... and so have all of his mysterious sidekicks. :rofl2:

 

[PirateKing]

People who send me unfunny shit via email/text or make me watch an unfunny movie with them.

 

[STDiva]

People who send me unfunny shit via email/text or make me watch an unfunny movie with them.

Dude. Check this out.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Bastards on this forum who are posting under multiple usernames.

Hey pussyboy if you know who these people are. why haven't you PM Petra or Roald??

 

[PirateKing]

Dude. Check this out.

If you though that was funny...

Roflcopter!!! the cat has cheese in it's head!

 

[PirateKing]

Damn doublE posts! Fix this shit!

 

[Sam Fisher]

People (seems to be women mostly) who chew gum like there is no tomorrow. I mean, they sit there and make all kinds of disgusting noises, their jaw is going up and down, sideways, and traveling about 500 miles per hour (sorry to those who use kilometers, I don't know the conversion), and then when they do a reverse bubble, by sucking in and popping it at their lips versus blowing a bubble.

 

[Elwood70]

People (seems to be women mostly) who chew gum like there is no tomorrow. I mean, they sit there and make all kinds of disgusting noises, their jaw is going up and down, sideways, and traveling about 500 miles per hour (sorry to those who use kilometers, I don't know the conversion), and then when they do a reverse bubble, by sucking in and popping it at their lips versus blowing a bubble.

I agree somewhat: Some of them are chewing it like there's no tomorrow; because they're trying to quit smoking.

 

[spudr85]

The 1800 Tequila guy.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Hey pussyboy if you know who these people are. why haven't you PM Petra or Roald??

Aw snap

 

[cindy CD/TV]

Those Viagra commercials with that stupid fucking song. The commercials imply that men can't be manly, tough and independent if they can't get it up.

Also, rail-thin women promoting diet plans, pills, shakes, etc. in commercials.

And, finally, bodybuilder-types promoting the latest piece-of-shit exercise apparatus, saying it will get you "ripped" (that term also pisses me off to no end! :hairpull in just a couple of weeks. Basically implying you're gonna look exactly like them if you buy it. Seriously, these people have been building their bodies for years and we're supposed to think a fucking ShakeWeight is gonna give us the same muscle definition and zero% body fat? We're not idiots. :wtf: :cussing:









Oh, and by the way ... the Shakeweight? C'mon, really? :rofl:

 

[PlumpRump]

Anyone who uses or has ever used the term "twitter-verse." Including myself, a little bit, for having typed it just right now.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Anyone who uses or has ever used the term "twitter-verse." Including myself, a little bit, for having typed it just right now.

i've yet to encounter that one surprisingly, but if it means what i think it mean then i will have urges to set whoever uses it seriously aflame...

 

[Facetious]

Re: What pisses you off?





:hammer: :Flame:

Seriously, singing and joy over an insurance company ad? WTF?!!!

That and running out of Ocean Spray Cran Cherry drink. :bawling:

 

[Icewater Jones]

...(continued)

MTV reality shows
Irresponsible parents
Bad fake tits
The shortage of good reality porn
The shortage of good amateur porn
The shortage of good lesbian porn
Anyone with the last name Kardashian
'Occupy' whatever
The notion that all chicks with ink are hot
Pretty chicks who are bigger getting bashed
Ugly chicks who are fit getting praised
Guys who bite their lip and make gay faces for every chick
Seth Rogen
WWE after the PG rating move
Gay and Emo vampire movies and shows
People that need justification for every little thing
Bad movie remakes
Cock teases
Cock blockers
Bad music covers
Thugs in hipster clothes
Women who act as if their kids are an unfortunate set back
Pornstars that try to justify their profession
Dudes that act miserable when they date hotties
Seeing stretch marks and c-section scars in public
Rapists
People who say they did shit 'before it was cool'
Sluts that keep you in the friend zone
General ignorance
Those who complain about people in their business on twitter
Bank fees
Police lights in my rear view
Africans that don't like American Blacks
Conservatives
Liberals
Fat chicks that can't cook
People with ugly feet in sandals
New Martin Lawrence material

 

[Sam Fisher]

...(continued)

MTV reality shows
Irresponsible parents
Bad fake tits
The shortage of good reality porn
The shortage of good amateur porn
The shortage of good lesbian porn
Anyone with the last name Kardashian
'Occupy' whatever
The notion that all chicks with ink are hot
Pretty chicks who are bigger getting bashed
Ugly chicks who are fit getting praised
Guys who bite their lip and make gay faces for every chick
Seth Rogen
WWE after the PG rating move
Gay and Emo vampire movies and shows
People that need justification for every little thing
Bad movie remakes
Cock teases
Cock blockers
Bad music covers
Thugs in hipster clothes
Women who act as if their kids are an unfortunate set back
Pornstars that try to justify their profession
Dudes that act miserable when they date hotties
Seeing stretch marks and c-section scars in public
Rapists
People who say they did shit 'before it was cool'
Sluts that keep you in the friend zone
General ignorance
Those who complain about people in their business on twitter
Bank fees
Police lights in my rear view
Africans that don't like American Blacks
Conservatives
Liberals
Fat chicks that can't cook
People with ugly feet in sandals
New Martin Lawrence material

Best reply yet!

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

People (seems to be women mostly) who chew gum like there is no tomorrow. I mean, they sit there and make all kinds of disgusting noises, their jaw is going up and down, sideways, and traveling about 500 miles per hour (sorry to those who use kilometers, I don't know the conversion), and then when they do a reverse bubble, by sucking in and popping it at their lips versus blowing a bubble.

It´s funny, but I´ve only ever seen that in american movies or shows.

"My name is Earl" comes to mind.

And no, this is not me taking another pot shot at you, I´m serious, I´ve never ever seen that.

 

[Ravenholm]

Ugly chicks with shitty attitudes

I'll add one... Attractive chicks with shitty attitudes.

They think that because they are gorgeous it gives them right of passage on everything. And they also look at you as if you are dirt because they know they are above and beyond your league.

Cunts!.