What pisses you off?

[PlumpRump]

i've yet to encounter that one surprisingly, but if it means what i think it mean then i will have urges to set whoever uses it seriously aflame...

There are several examples to choose from, here.

 

[Straight Shooter]

My piss smelling like coffee after I drink coffee

 

[bobslittlefeet]

People who are fake & the people who fall for their fakeness.

 

[Facetious]

Unsustainable sustainability

Root canals

A mum who often calls me with her shitlist of trivial complaints

When eating Cheez-its out of the box, accidentally flicking a stinging piece of salt or perhaps a cracker crumb into my lower right eye (lid).

The seemingly infinite number of craft/micro breweries that are popping up everywhere

The $10+ price per 6 pack of the aforementioned

People who are too insecure to choose outside that of the general consensus

Another year gone by in the speed of light, yay! :helpme:

 

[cindy CD/TV]

...(continued)

MTV reality shows
Irresponsible parents
Bad fake tits
The shortage of good reality porn
The shortage of good amateur porn
The shortage of good lesbian porn
Anyone with the last name Kardashian
'Occupy' whatever
The notion that all chicks with ink are hot
Pretty chicks who are bigger getting bashed
Ugly chicks who are fit getting praised
Guys who bite their lip and make gay faces for every chick
Seth Rogen
WWE after the PG rating move
Gay and Emo vampire movies and shows
People that need justification for every little thing
Bad movie remakes
Cock teases
Cock blockers
Bad music covers
Thugs in hipster clothes
Women who act as if their kids are an unfortunate set back
Pornstars that try to justify their profession
Dudes that act miserable when they date hotties
Seeing stretch marks and c-section scars in public
Rapists
People who say they did shit 'before it was cool'
Sluts that keep you in the friend zone
General ignorance
Those who complain about people in their business on twitter
Bank fees
Police lights in my rear view
Africans that don't like American Blacks
Conservatives
Liberals
Fat chicks that can't cook
People with ugly feet in sandals
New Martin Lawrence material

This is great stuff!! :bowdown: It reminds me of Ewan McGregor's monologue at the end of "Trainspotting." Now, if you were to recite this list to music it would go down like REM's "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." :clap:

Anyone who uses or has ever used the term "twitter-verse." Including myself, a little bit, for having typed it just right now.

And "blogosphere" (picture the air quotes here). God save us ...

 

[cindy CD/TV]

U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer-N.Y. Snotty, snide motherfucker. :moon:

 

[Ravenholm]

Video Games that take about 2 years (or longer) to make that when played seem broken beyond repair. Makes you wonder what the bastard fuck they had been doing the whole time in the development studio. Wanking in the toilets to porn mags or something. It obviously wasn't them doing their jobs.

True Crime.
Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness.
Duke Nukem Forever.
Modern Warfare 3.

Too name but a few games that come too mind of recent times.

 

[Kingfisher]

The US Postal Service. No wonder they're going bankrupt. I gave them a package last week to deliver and it still isn't there. Just pathetic. Next time I'll spend the 10 dollars more and send it through either UPS or Fedex. USPS SUCKS!

 

[itputsthelotion]

When stupid fucking cunts let their dogs run wild in the neighborhood because they think they're friendly. I've been chased four times on my bike by dogs. One of them was a really big mother fucker and I was lucky I outran him.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

This thread just keeps going.,....and going....and going...and going...


lol

You guys slay me

 

[Straight Shooter]

This thread just keeps going.,....and going....and going...and going...


lol

You guys slay me

Yeah one of my better threads I'd say

 

[STDiva]

People that contemplate suicide because they can't get a girlfriend.

 

[Kingfisher]

People that contemplate suicide because they can't get a girlfriend.

That's what Rub-n-Tug parlors are for.

 

[guitarnnblack]

Girls that are "just friends" that lead you on, then get mad that you make a move.
If your not interested, don't tell me the sexual things you do and pull out your new leather print thong. Men get horny when the wind blows.

 

[RichardNailder]

Girls that are "just friends" that lead you on, then get mad that you make a move.
If your not interested, don't tell me the sexual things you do and pull out your new leather print thong. Men get horny when the wind blows.

First mistake = having girls that are "just friends".

If you want to fuck the bitch - tell her either she puts out or gets out - otherwise the cunt will drain you dry!

 

[RichardNailder]

People that contemplate suicide because they can't get a girlfriend.

People that DON'T commit suicide after trying to make me feel bad for them.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Girls that are "just friends" that lead you on, then get mad that you make a move.
If your not interested, don't tell me the sexual things you do and pull out your new leather print thong. Men get horny when the wind blows.

the "friend-zone" is a lie...

 

[The Thing]

Girls that are "just friends" that lead you on, then get mad that you make a move.
If your not interested, don't tell me the sexual things you do and pull out your new leather print thong. Men get horny when the wind blows.

the difference between a whore and a bitch is a whore will fuck everybody, a bitch will fuck everybody but you.

 

[monicasilver]

U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer-N.Y. Snotty, snide motherfucker. :moon:

Understandable

 

[Ravenholm]

The length of the male orgasm!.

The fucking thing doesn't last long enough. It should last at least twice the length it does... or longer hehe.