What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

[~~whimsy~~]

Oh sheesh...

 

[mentalman]

You're awesome Sparky, thanks.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Sure can...or I'll just prop it up for you when I'm done...never understood why this was such an issue :rofl2: :rofl2:

Wow! And we can leave the toilet lid up!!! :nanner:

I luvs you too babe!!! :bowdown:

 

[JayJohn85]

Yes, but the whole "there are things only a man can do" is ridiculous. Choosing to act like the weaker sex is just...weak

Simply must respond to this one. Man why didnt you just let that go past your head, Its what some guys unfortunately an awful lot want to hear. Most of the women in this biz come out with that sorta stuff. Its good PR lulz.

Well I have obeserved it from OCSM or whatever the title is for people in the biz posting here and I guess you could say its an assumption which I am making based on observation.

 

[CunningStunts]

If I knew nothing else about Ms. Shortz, she's very pro-individual and pro-freedom, and therefore logically anti-crazy-ass-government.

That's a smart woman right there

 

[Sparky Shortz]

I actually don't give a rip about what Pete Rose says anyway, and find it rather entertaining...there's one in every crowd you know :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Everyone else on this thread is awesome and let's just have fun with it :thumbsup:

BC...he doesn't have a clue what he thinks...
Everybody is loving on Sparky and having a good time, 'cept him. He keeps trying to be a dick, and bring down the good tone of this thread. And then he tries to "crush" me with a 12 year old level cliche attack...

:rofl2:

God, it's almost embarrassing for a grownup to think like this and put it out in public...I am giving him more credit than he deserves, describing him as a "grownup", I know.
Maybe someone will point this out to him, and he'll leave the thread.:wave2:
:thumbsup:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

I'm not but I know how to use one :rofl2:

I thought she was going to say she was a broomstick.

(Reference game time! Where did that come from?)

 

[Sparky Shortz]

I'm actually having a hard time finding the quote I supposedly made stating "there are things ONLY a man can do." I thought I said, "us gals CAN'T do everything men can do." Whatever...I guess I didn't explain myself well for some of you.

Nonetheless, it's true...testoterone (an adult human male body produces about forty to sixty times more testosterone than an adult human female body). I believe there is a little difference there that gives them an edge in many ways!!

Also, I'm not really in the biz...I do it just for fun not $$$. So this post was not for good PR...just honestly what I believe in...and my respect for men will never be swayed :bowdown:

Simply must respond to this one. Man why didnt you just let that go past your head, Its what some guys unfortunately an awful lot want to hear. Most of the women in this biz come out with that sorta stuff. Its good PR lulz.

Well I have obeserved it from OCSM or whatever the title is for people in the biz posting here and I guess you could say its an assumption which I am making based on observation.

 

[JayJohn85]

Yea fair enough but you do realise females have there own hormones. A women's pain threshold is far higher than a man's as they have to give birth. The female brain is smaller than a males but apparantly they have evolved to multi task far more efficiently than men can. Just some food for thought. Testosterone= Aggression and strength, useful when we where all cave folks.

 

[Philbert]

Yes, but the whole "there are things only a man can do" is ridiculous. Choosing to act like the weaker sex is just...weak.

Yes, it's embarrassing to you when someone breaks down how awful and unfunny you are. When you have absolutely nothing to say, you revert to smilies. You should probably just use smilies in every one of your posts, since most everything you say is garbage. You still never answered my question (which you deleted, lol): What's it like being a child?

Awww...there there now...:rofl:
BTW...I'm fucking hilarious, and tell really great jokes...I've gotten rep for some of my posts in the Joke Thread.
But I really shouldn't get on you so much...it's like picking on the disabled.:nono:

Great post, you have displayed the analytical brilliance you have become known for!:thumbsup:

 

[Legzman]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air Force (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl

If only more women were like you! :glugglug:

 

[Nester6]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air Force (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl

Fuckin fantastic! You should be very proud. I admire your posts and comments.

 

[Philbert]

That's the same thing. :wtf:

You're still talking.

You're still here ...?

:ban:

 

[Boothbabe]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air Force (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Thanks for partially agreeing...men are stronger and more aggressive and that is why we love them...great protection if they care about us. The only strength I would have against a LARGE male attacking me would be my .357 (and I'm a damn good shot) :nanner:

Yea fair enough but you do realise females have there own hormones. A women's pain threshold is far higher than a man's as they have to give birth. The female brain is smaller than a males but apparantly they have evolved to multi task far more efficiently than men can. Just some food for thought. Testosterone= Aggression and strength, useful when we where all cave folks.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

This in itself is a good joke Philbert...you have such a way with words :thumbsup:

Awww...there there now...:rofl:
BTW...I'm fucking hilarious, and tell really great jokes...I've gotten rep for some of my posts in the Joke Thread.
But I really shouldn't get on you so much...it's like picking on the disabled.:nono:

Great post, you have displayed the analytical brilliance you have become known for!:thumbsup:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Nevermind...you wouldn't agree regardless of how it was worded...no problem...:eek:

That's the same thing. :wtf:

You're still talking.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Sleep well :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Thanks for the compliment...I am the kind of woman for REAL men which some of these guys on the posts aren't and don't have a clue...kinda entertaining I tell ya :rofl2::rofl2:

If only more women were like you! :glugglug:

 

[JayJohn85]

Lulz