What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

[Philbert]

Uh...huh?

Pay no attention, Sparky...he's the kinda guy who, if ya said "Oh, no! A dead bird!", he'd stand there, looking up, saying "Where?".

My respect...I wrestle with fuel pumps and vacuum leaks, not too good with mechanical repair when it comes to engines...a turbo-prop is just a bit more complex...

Although...
I could change my plugs and the battery on my FXR!

 

[Sparky Shortz]

That is so funny I almost pee'd myself :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

I've been doing engineering and forensic engineering on vehicles and product failure analysis so long, I could probably fix anything...I may be blonde, but I have a 1/2 brain :dunno:

Pay no attention, Sparky...he's the kinda guy who, if ya said "Oh, no! A dead bird!", he'd stand there, looking up, saying "Where?".

My respect...I wrestle with fuel pumps and vacuum leaks, not too good with mechanical repair when it comes to engines...a turbo-prop is just a bit more complex...

Although...
I could change my plugs and the battery on my FXR!

 

[Skyraider22]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air Force (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl

I don't know about you guys but if this ain't the coolest and most down the earth woman I've had the pleasure to know then I don't know what is.This thread bring tears to my eyes:crying:And I quote"All I ask from men is to take out the trash,make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me"close quote a woman like Sparky make this world a beautiful place and that really shows the give and take in a relationship.:hatsoff:Sparky you are amazing I hope this thread never dies

 

[turtle825]

You are truly an icon, Sparky :bowdown:

 

[Skyraider22]

Well I know what to say! If something ever happens (God forbid) to my current wife (love her passionately), I want your phone number sweetheart. A REAL woman. Nothing better.

As funny as this sounds (Lord forbid) but Jagger you know what to say :hatsoff:

 

[Jane Burgess]

I love you Sparky

 

[Philbert]

That is so funny I almost pee'd myself :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

I've been doing engineering and forensic engineering on vehicles and product failure analysis so long, I could probably fix anything...I may be blonde, but I have a 1/2 brain :dunno:

Uh-oh...ya know what they say..."What do you call a blond with half a brain?"




PREGNANT!

Watch what ya wish for...!:rofl:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Ditto to you...thanks for the compliment...you're quite a "CLASS ACT" yourself Skyraider!! This thread will never die (at least in my mind) and neither will I any time soon if I can help it!

I don't know about you guys but if this ain't the coolest and most down the earth woman I've had the pleasure to know then I don't know what is.This thread bring tears to my eyes:crying:And I quote"All I ask from men is to take out the trash,make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me"close quote a woman like Sparky make this world a beautiful place and that really shows the give and take in a relationship.:hatsoff:Sparky you are amazing I hope this thread never dies

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Thanks darlin'...you are also...I guess we all are in our own way

You are truly an icon, Sparky :bowdown:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Love you too Jane...too bad we're out of the top 50...but you know what...now we don't have to worry about winning because we already are WINNERS :nanner:

I love you Sparky

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Just remember this...

 

[Sicario]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air Force (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Sparky :lovecoupl

Wow! And we can leave the toilet lid up!!! :nanner:

I luvs you too babe!!! :bowdown:

 

[pete rose]

Pay no attention, Sparky...he's the kinda guy who, if ya said "Oh, no! A dead bird!", he'd stand there, looking up, saying "Where?".

You're terribly awful at being a troll. This is the stupidest god damn thing I've ever read in my life. You tell terrible jokes. You're awful.

You don't agree

I just think it's defeating.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I just think it's defeating.

What Sparky does with her life is a matter of personal choice.


You do support a woman's right to choose , don't you?

 

[Philbert]

What Sparky does with her life is a matter of personal choice.


You do support a woman's right to choose , don't you?

BC...he doesn't have a clue what he thinks...
Everybody is loving on Sparky and having a good time, 'cept him. He keeps trying to be a dick, and bring down the good tone of this thread. And then he tries to "crush" me with a 12 year old level cliche attack...

1)You're terribly awful at being a troll. 2) This is the stupidest god damn thing I've ever read in my life. 3) You tell terrible jokes. 4) You're awful.

:rofl2:

God, it's almost embarrassing for a grownup to think like this and put it out in public...I am giving him more credit than he deserves, describing him as a "grownup", I know.
Maybe someone will point this out to him, and he'll leave the thread.:wave2:
:thumbsup:

 

[BigSwede]

I don't know anything about cars,but I will take out the trash.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Before this gets out of hand, let me remind you that insulting each other on the board is frowned upon (you know who I'm talking to). It's better to keep quiet and remain here than to say something and be sent to time out.

 

[hiropro]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air Force (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl

You`re amazing.Anytime you want the trash taking out,your car sorting or just a good fuck.drop me a line.

 

[georges]

You are awesome Sparky :thumbsup:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I thought she was going to say she was a broomstick.

(Reference game time! Where did that come from?)