What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

[Sparky Shortz]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air ***** (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl

 

[drf]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air ***** (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl

You're a terrific broad Sparky and thanks.:bowdown::thumbsup:

 

[pete rose]

I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Uh...huh?

 

[gunslingingbird]

:shocked: I... I don't know what to say. Never thought I'd hear someone from the female species say things like that in this day and age. :hatsoff:

 

[Jack Davenport]

I am impressed . My neighbor is a retired Wizzo. I'm sure if he saw you, you would make him salute.

 

[pete rose]

I am impressed.

********** is pretty impressive I guess.

 

[Jagger69]

Well I know what to say! If something ever happens (God forbid) to my current wife (love her passionately), I want your phone number sweetheart. A REAL woman. Nothing better.

 

[Jack Davenport]

********** is pretty impressive I guess.

I was speaking of her service to her country. And that her job was that of a jet engine tech. I have witnessed the removal of an engine from a F-15 E. You have to know what the hell you are doing to work on those things.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

No thank you...I'm REAL and proud of it :bowdown:

You're a terrific broad Sparky and thanks.:bowdown::thumbsup:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

You don't agree

Uh...huh?

 

[Sparky Shortz]

You won't...that's why I have no female friends...they're from another planet

:shocked: I... I don't know what to say. Never thought I'd hear someone from the female species say things like that in this day and age. :hatsoff:

 

[Sparky Shortz]

I'm not that special...just respectful of men :bowdown:

I am impressed . My neighbor is a retired Wizzo. I'm sure if he saw you, you would make him salute.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Ditto...REAL is the only way to be...

Well I know what to say! If something ever happens (God forbid) to my current wife (love her passionately), I want your phone number sweetheart. A REAL woman. Nothing better.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

I actually did do some work on the F-15 but my specialty was the C-130 turbo props and I was the #1 engine re-builder at Little Rock Air ***** Base at the time!! Damn... miss that job

I was speaking of her service to her country. And that her job was that of a jet engine tech. I have witnessed the removal of an engine from a F-15 E. You have to know what the hell you are doing to work on those things.

 

[jod0565]

Thanks for sharing your thoughts Miss Sparky.

You left out:
Collector of **** bottles.
Great OCSM member on the freeones board.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Kudos to your neighbor...so Blue...would you salute too or just drop your drawers and have me rebuild your turbo prop :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I am impressed . My neighbor is a retired Wizzo. I'm sure if he saw you, you would make him salute.

 

[Ray Ecks]

[*]I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
[*]I do the laundry.
[*]I clean the house.
[*]I enjoy sex!

Will you marry me?

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Damn Joe...you have a mind like a steel trap...that is true too...I have a longer list but I didn't want to appear like I'm above the rest of the females out there, which I'm not...just a down to earth old gal that gives a **** about men :thumbsup:

Thanks for sharing your thoughts Miss Sparky.

You left out:
Collector of **** bottles.
Great OCSM member on the freeones board.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

I'll ponder this idea

Will you marry me?

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Glad all of you are finding out a little bit more about a gal that probably should NOT be on FreeOnes with the rest of the "Young and Restless;" I just didn't want to follow the "Ask Bree Olson Anything You Want" kind of thing, so I kinda came up with my own idea :thumbsup: