What is with these pathetic guys who actually buy gifts for porn stars?

[Philbert]

Well, it's been awhile....

Personally, while I don't have a wishlist...the only thing I've ever asked for is a fucking garden gnome and I'm still waiting.

I can only hope this helps ease your pain...it's gnome-related .
I care.




(It's a metrognome.)

^ ^ ^ ^

 

[Philbert]

While I would never compare my situation to that of Jimmy Carter, I have indeed felt lust in my heart for many a lovely lady in Adult films.

And in my heart, I have given many Ferraris and lots of Diamond jewelry to you all!

Also, I tip waitresses...!
(You just gotta know the OP is the classic no-tip a-hole waitresses all have at least one story about ...)

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

I'll show my tits when you show yours.

My tits are so awesome they cant be caught on camera.

 

[bobjustbob]

It's not like we haven't tried. Home Depot, Lowe's, Sears, Sam's and 3 Wmarts I can hit in 5 minutes. Each the same results. No. I tell them it's not for me but for the woman that runs a porn site in Amsterdam. "Petra?" the clerk asks? "Yea, her." Clerk comes back with the manager to also tell me no. I may have to pick one up on my way home. I didn't even get the chance to ask about the shaven balls.



The OP. I'm with you on that.

No, wait,
I've gotten gifts from some of the wonen here. Yea, I can give one back.

 

[Shifty]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7804947, member: 114093"]I'll show my tits when you show yours.

Sure, sure Petra. We've heard it all before.

Fuck garden gnomes!

You've been inundated with photos of trouser gnomes on a daily basis for years and still no action.

It's aaallllllllll about you!

 

[Jack Davenport]

I thought they only had gnomes in Alaska

 

[Philbert]

Some towns hang ya for bad puns...you must live in a death-free zone.


If they ever build a covered Sports Complex there, I wonder if they'd call it the Nome Dome?

 

[Jack Davenport]

That's what I love about you Phillip

You post with such a flair and aplomb. You're the Continental of FreeOnes.

 

[Philbert]

Who's Phillip?
I thought we were all alone on the site...

 

[Jack Davenport]

Certainly your parents didn't really name you Philbert? Mariah calls you Philly

 

[Philbert]

No more than your's named you after a car owned years after your birth...!

As far as I'll share, I was named after a Pope or an American actor ...which one it was, is my Mother's secret and I am pretty sure there were no Pope Philberts ...

 

[Petra]

Sure, sure Petra. We've heard it all before.

Fuck garden gnomes!

You've been inundated with photos of trouser gnomes on a daily basis for years and still no action.

It's aaallllllllll about you!

OF COURSE it's all about me! Without me, where would FreeOnes be today? And speaking of that, I know for a fact I've given you your share of free shit over the years. Now it's my fucking turn.

Someone give me a bloody gawd damned gnome for my garden! I'm entitled to it.

 

[Shifty]

^^ Yes ma'am! :uohs:

 

[Jack Davenport]

OF COURSE it's all about me! Without me, where would FreeOnes be today? And speaking of that, I know for a fact I've given you your share of free shit over the years. Now it's my fucking turn.

Someone give me a bloody gawd damned gnome for my garden! I'm entitled to it.

I am going to buy some mums for my garden this weekend.. fall is just around the corner. I'll get you a gnome while I am there and I will mail it to you if you provide an address. Roald's will do.

I am sending it regular mail no overnight shit to Turkministan or wherever it is you live. Stop your whining.

 

[Mariahxxx]

sounds like someone has a little issue going on....

maybe a different perspective will help you understand it. For one thing porn girls and girls who have websites often inter-act with their members or fans personally. Answer email, instant messenger etc Websites don't make nearly the money that they used and so much of the content is traded freely between losers who rant "I refuse to pay for porn" yet are the first to bitch when quality drops or updates aren't as frequent as they used to be.

Some guys are just generous and like to make someone smile that they like, be it personal or someone who is a fantasy of theirs. I get a lot of emails from fans telling me thanks because when they were lonely or in Iraq or wherever my movies made them happy. I'm sure all the other girls hear the same thing. So if someone who has appreciated the time you've given them or the happiness your content has brought them, why begrudge them that?

My suggestion to you is to take a good hard look at your life and why you have that chip on your shoulder about what other people are doing for other people which doesn't affect you in any way whatsoever.

 

[HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena]

Are you jealous?

Why do you give a frell what someone does with their money or who gets presents?
I'm a cam girl who gets gifts all the time, BIG DEAL.

So what if guys want to show some extra appreciation for their work.

Frell?

Well, it's been awhile....

Personally, while I don't have a wishlist...the only thing I've ever asked for is a fucking garden gnome and I'm still waiting.

Try holding your breath.

Nope. Haven't received one. Cheap ass bastards around here.

You get out of people what you put in....

Maybe if you stopped being a douche and just showed your ugly fucking tits to these monkeys they would give you your god damn garden gnome....

Just saying....

With that attitude is it surprising that nobody has given her anything?

OF COURSE it's all about me! Without me, where would FreeOnes be today? And speaking of that, I know for a fact I've given you your share of free shit over the years. Now it's my fucking turn.

Someone give me a bloody gawd damned gnome for my garden! I'm entitled to it.

Ego much?


Sometimes it's just nice to be nice.
I've bought a few things. Once for a girl because I wanted to see her in the outfit, another time just because from my interactions with a different girl we got on well, so I treated her to something she wanted. There's pleasure in giving as well as receiving. Kinda like oral sex.

 

[brodkill]

some guys will buy clothes or jewelry for a pornstar because the pornstar does custom videos for her fans

 

[Ari Dee]

Frell?

Frell means fuck in Farscape.

I'm a nerd, carry on.

 

[Ari Dee]

Honestly when I first started camming about 4 years ago I was very awkward about the idea of a wishlist. I grew up pretty damn poor and I really hadn't experienced so much spoilage.

Don't be so quick to assume that girls are materialistic cunts just because people want to show extra appreciation.. just like there are a lot of nice, kind, NORMAL guys who spend money on us. Their reasons are their own. Sometimes it's something to wear for a show or shoot, sometimes it's just because it makes them feel good to be in a position to give gifts to lovely women, some guys are even into financial domination or like to spoil a chick like a princess. Sometimes it's really practical items like photo equipment to help a model improve her content, video games they want to play with her online, a book they think might inspire or might help her with school.

The bottom line is guys ask girls repeatedly for wishlist links, most of us created them because they were wanted and asked for, not because we're all desperate for presents.
I've seen a lot of girls use their wish lists for charity, or do general things to give back. I've even seen fans help girls get items they needed to start a different career.

Sometimes the help I've received from fans via my wishlist has helped me to afford to help my family more, just like plenty of these ladies including myself, have also encouraged our fans to spread some of that generosity around via charity work & donations.
In the end, a thoughtful gift or useful item just feels nice to receive and nice to give. Don't underestimate the power of paying it forward, I've seen these girls do some amazing things for other people.
I've even received gifts from female fans and other cam girls.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I mean really. What is up with that. These girls haven't done anything exclusively for you. They already get paid to make the videos/movies you watch them in. So, why do these guys feel the need to actually buy these women, who they don't know, gifts? If you want to buy someone a gift, how about buying one for a real friend or family member instead of some chick you jerk off to who you don't even know personally. Are these guys so delusional that they actually think these porn stars will fuck them if they buy them enough gifts from their Amazon wishlist?

Definition of GIFT: A thing given willingly to someone without payment; a present: "a gift shop".
As you see, there is nothing delusional or sex-trade related in giving a gift.

For some people we are people too, you know...