What is with these pathetic guys who actually buy gifts for porn stars?

[Briana Lee]

Ya know... uh, a friend sometimes drops by and mows her friend's grass while he's out of town. I'm not saying I expect anything... but.. uh... well, the keys to the mower are behind the side door to the garage. Ya know, some info that one friend might tell another, just to be sharing info... like uh, friends do. :shy:

Not again, I told you before that was a one time deal.

 

[Rey C.]

Dammit!!! I knew that was too good to last forever... or at least til the end of summer! :hairpull: