What is with these pathetic guys who actually buy gifts for porn stars?

[Briana Lee]

Just out of curiosity, what would one have to expect in exchange, if he buys you the "Dyson DC41 Animal Complete Upright Vacuum Cleaner" for $587.99 ?


On topic: I am not really a big fan of this idea either, but to each his/her own.

Vacuum cleaner? What vacuum cleaner.....I can't see any Vacuum cleaner on there.

 

[blackowned]

who told you someone bought her the Ferrari? have you seen the title to the car? another point is that if she did get the car it's because she's a bigtime escort and it was probably one of her tricks she travels to dubai to escort all the time and has some high end clients in london.

however, I know several people who are tight with her and I never heard that she got that car. maybe she did but news like that tends to circulate quickly. I would bet that info posted came from *************?

I read it on her Twitter, if you must know.

 

[Mariahxxx]

BC I had been buying 2 or 3 of your everyday vacuums a year because I use them so much and they never work that well so I decided to invest in a good one that would last. So I did research for months to find the best one I could find. I read reviews, consumer reports you name it. Seeing the test in person sealed the deal.

And yes, I do know everything. thank you for making it official!

 

[Mariahxxx]

ok well maybe I'm wrong but there is a monitary limit on gifts before you have to pay tax? so a car worth $265k would be a huge tax she would have to pay would it not? go to the eroticreview.com and you can find out all the pornstars that escort and people's reviews of their experiences with them. she is one of the top escorting pornstars that has listings. others like lisa ann are on higher end very discreet agencies.

those guys keep the cars in their names. I know porn girls who escort who have sugar daddies who get them cars. they are all leased and never in their names.

 

[EggMcMoofin]

Mariah, she wouldn't pay any initial taxes on it because it's a gift vehicle. She can drive it for a bit and then sell it for pure profit.

 

[Anonyne#017]

Vacuum cleaner? What vacuum cleaner.....I can't see any Vacuum cleaner on there.

Does this mean that someone gifted you that vacuum cleaner? Will you now use this vacuum cleaner in webcam or something? That would be some kind of extreme love-hate porn by combining lovely female sex voices with one of the most annoying sounds in the entire world, vacuum cleaner noise. Thought that noise doesn't seem to be as annoying when used by oneself than when someone else it using it. Maybe I should try to google to find out if there exist some vacuum cleaner porn...

 

[humperbink]

On the flipside, pictures of a woman dressed in a tiny housemaid outfit and vacuuming the living room floor is amazingly wonderful

 

[rivasky]

I assume you didn't pay Eva Angelina's phone bill ...?

 

[Philbert]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7808595, member: 586426"]Vacuum cleaner? What vacuum cleaner.....I can't see any Vacuum cleaner on there.

Don't stress over anything raimmi says...

He makes a lot of stuff up.

 

[raimmi]

Don't stress over anything raimmi says...

He makes a lot of stuff up.

You are just saying that because you don't like me, but I guess You Might really be wrong this time.

She really had the vacuum cleaner on her wishlist and now it's gone. (maybe someone bought that thing for her?)
Come on, just look at her post again and look at the smiley she was using, then you will understand.

 

[Briana Lee]

Does this mean that someone gifted you that vacuum cleaner? Will you now use this vacuum cleaner in webcam or something? That would be some kind of extreme love-hate porn by combining lovely female sex voices with one of the most annoying sounds in the entire world, vacuum cleaner noise. Thought that noise doesn't seem to be as annoying when used by oneself than when someone else it using it. Maybe I should try to google to find out if there exist some vacuum cleaner porn...

Yep a very kind fan bought it for me and no it probably won't make an appearance in a video. It's not really sexy is it?! Haha.

You are just saying that because you don't like me, but I guess You Might really be wrong this time.

She really had the vacuum cleaner on her wishlist and now it's gone. (maybe someone bought that thing for her?)
Come on, just look at her post again and look at the smiley she was using, then you will understand.

Yes I was joking.....it just so happened that a few hours after you posted that someone bought it.

 

[raimmi]

Yep a very kind fan bought it for me and no it probably won't make an appearance in a video. It's not really sexy is it?! Haha.

Yes I was joking.....it just so happened that a few hours after you posted that someone bought it.

What? Someone really bought that thing for you? Maybe it helped advertising it here! Let's take another look at your wishlist and let me post the same thing I posted last time. Maybe it is working again?

Just out of curiosity, what would one have to expect in exchange, if he buys you the "Dyson DC41 Animal Complete Upright Vacuum Cleaner" for $587.99 ?

Just out of curiosity, what would one have to expect in exchange, if he buys you the "ePhoto 900 Watt Photography Studio Monolight Flash Lighting Kit W-300" for $619.99?

That is really much money, I would really like to know what one might get for buying you these things?

 

[Briana Lee]

What? Someone really bought that thing for you? Maybe it helped advertising it here! Let's take another look at your wishlist and let me post the same thing I posted last time. Maybe it is working again?



Just out of curiosity, what would one have to expect in exchange, if he buys you the "ePhoto 900 Watt Photography Studio Monolight Flash Lighting Kit W-300" for $619.99?

That is really much money, I would really like to know what one might get for buying you these things?

Haha! You never know, maybe it did......

Maybe it was you?

 

[Jack Davenport]

A vacuum cleaner is not the worst sound known to man. I had an ex with an insatiable sexual apetite. I knew if I were to live to see retirement age I had to cut her loose but as a parting gift I bought her a 2 ft lond dildo with a 5 horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine on it. it even came with a crash helmet . Now that fucker made a racket of a noise.

 

[Rey C.]

Yep a very kind fan bought it for me and no it probably won't make an appearance in a video. It's not really sexy is it?! Haha.



Yes I was joking.....it just so happened that a few hours after you posted that someone bought it.

Alright. Here's the mission, should you choose to accept it. You put a Mac Pro (the new one that'll be out in a couple of months - that fine, sexy piece of high tech nerd porn) on your wishlist. Then me and two or three of my best aliases will come on here (Will E. Worm, Baconsalt, Roald, Bree Olsen - yeah, I bet you didn't know I was her too!) and talk about how we all bought you a computer a year or two back and you would not stop sending nude pics and planning weekends getaways with us. Every day, all these wild & crazy displays of affection. Our gifts turned you into everyman's dream. And the line will be set. Now, that should net us () at least 4 of those Star Wars super computers. Send one to me, your partner in crime, keep one for yourself and sell the other two. Hey, that's just how I feel about you - you go ahead and keep all the money from the two you sell. But I need mine sent to a warehouse address in the name of John Doe Smith.

OK, so you're probably saying to yourself, "but what if we get caught???!!!" First of all, unless you have a mouse in your pocket, there is no "we", toots! Ah shit, wait! That sounds harsh. Uh... what I meant was, there's like less than a 51% chance that we would get caught and less than a 90% chance that you'd actually go to prison. But just in case, while you were in jail, what would I be doing? Bri! Do you even have to ask? I'm there for you, babe... like always. Who's your buddy? Who's your pal? Huh? Huh? Watering your plants, feeding your cat, downloading illegal software on the computer that's still hooked up on your account - just doin' the things that a friend does for a friend in need.

So, we got a deal, right? Come on. I'll buy you lunch at Sweetie Pie's and introduce you to Lil Charles if you join "the team".

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Rey, surely a kind as brilliant as the one that just came up with that idea could find a way to make yourself rich beyond your wildest dreams if geared in the right direction...

Or perhaps you've already become a trillionaire and now you're just bored, so you surf FO's spreading your brilliance...

Touché, Mr. "C"... Touché...

 

[Rey C.]

Rey, surely a kind as brilliant as the one that just came up with that idea could find a way to make yourself rich beyond your wildest dreams if geared in the right direction...

Or perhaps you've already become a trillionaire and now you're just bored, so you surf FO's spreading your brilliance...

Touché, Mr. "C"... Touché...

Well, I am quite bored right now. So I guess I'm on the right path, huh?

The kind of twisted mind that would come up with that craziness probably would have made it as a slimy mortgage banker or doing shady no money down real estate deals back in the 80's, doncha think? :dunno:

Shhh! Here Briana comes. Act like we were talking about sports.

 

[HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena]

I'm with you. The huge popularity of porn shows just how many people are into it, yet the chicks that star in it still seem to attract abuse and criticism as if they're criminals or something. Sending them items from their "buy me stuff" lists is just a way of simultaneously showing support for the girls, and saying "Fuck you!" to their (often hypocritical) critics.

Hugely popular.

Best vacuum on the market is a Miele go to a pro vacuum shop and have them do the comparion tests dyson is shit oreck is shit the Miele canister vacuum is fucking AMAZING and it's only $500

Miele works well, but my 5th wife refused a Mile washer because it was fucking ugly and our new kithcen wasn't with fronts.

Why do you care?

Indeed. Why does anyone?

I went to a local vacuum specialty store to buy a dyson when I got there the guy asked why I wanted the dyson and I said "because I hear they are the best" he chuckled and said "let me show you something"


we went over to where all of the sames were and there was a little pad with a hole on the end. he put the dyson over the hole which that measured the suction. the meter went a little over 1/4 of the way with the Dyson, which was $600 he then showed me an Oreck that was almost $1000 as well as several other brands and not one got to helf way on the meter. Then he showed me the Meile which went about 95% you could feel the difference. he proceeded to pour a variety of things on a strip of carpet including cereal, sand, some pennies, a cup of small ball bearings and some other stuff. then he used those other brands to try and pickup all that stuff he poured onto the carpet and they all left a lot behind. he poured it all over again and then swooped in with the Meile and got it all in 1 pass. it was less than the vacuum I went to buy so it wasn't some con job by the guy, he was just being honest. all of his refurbished vacuums were dyson.

also he told me that bagless vacuums are crap. if it is bagless it is not a high end vacuum.

vacuuming is my therapy always has been. so I spent a lot of thought and research and when I saw this I was hooked. that was about a year ago and I use it every single day that I am home, at least once but a lot of the time 2 or 3 times a day. I hate dog hair and have a big house with all wood and tile.

take it from a vacuum fanatic... Meile is by far superior

My 4th wife loved her Miele. Took it with her. Of all the weird things to take.

Maybe buying porn stars gifts is a way of showing appreciation for their work, or maybe they have crushes on their favorite porn stars and the gifts are a guys way of believing the porn stars might be interested in hooking up with them (obviously a stetch but who knows)... or maybe guys feel sorry/ashamed for jerking off to porn stars and treating them entirely as sex objects, and they believe giving porn stars gifts is their way of making the guy feel better (guilty conscience)? Lots of possible reasons.

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Congratulations on recycling a joke that was old when I was young.

Fucking hilarious that one guy is upset because another guy buys a girl a gift.

Grow some fucking balls.

This from him, people.

Does this mean that someone gifted you that vacuum cleaner? Will you now use this vacuum cleaner in webcam or something? That would be some kind of extreme love-hate porn by combining lovely female sex voices with one of the most annoying sounds in the entire world, vacuum cleaner noise. Thought that noise doesn't seem to be as annoying when used by oneself than when someone else it using it. Maybe I should try to google to find out if there exist some vacuum cleaner porn...

Believe it or not some people love white noise. Go on youtube and there are white noise videos to help people sleep. One youtube author, 10hours man, has a white noise video that last for.... wait while I do my research.
Wait please while I watch the whole video to ensure that I'm correct...

Alright. Here's the mission, should you choose to accept it. You put a Mac Pro (the new one that'll be out in a couple of months - that fine, sexy piece of high tech nerd porn) on your wishlist. Then me and two or three of my best aliases will come on here (Will E. Worm, Baconsalt, Roald, Bree Olsen - yeah, I bet you didn't know I was her too!) and talk about how we all bought you a computer a year or two back and you would not stop sending nude pics and planning weekends getaways with us. Every day, all these wild & crazy displays of affection. Our gifts turned you into everyman's dream. And the line will be set. Now, that should net us () at least 4 of those Star Wars super computers. Send one to me, your partner in crime, keep one for yourself and sell the other two. Hey, that's just how I feel about you - you go ahead and keep all the money from the two you sell. But I need mine sent to a warehouse address in the name of John Doe Smith.

OK, so you're probably saying to yourself, "but what if we get caught???!!!" First of all, unless you have a mouse in your pocket, there is no "we", toots! Ah shit, wait! That sounds harsh. Uh... what I meant was, there's like less than a 51% chance that we would get caught and less than a 90% chance that you'd actually go to prison. But just in case, while you were in jail, what would I be doing? Bri! Do you even have to ask? I'm there for you, babe... like always. Who's your buddy? Who's your pal? Huh? Huh? Watering your plants, feeding your cat, downloading illegal software on the computer that's still hooked up on your account - just doin' the things that a friend does for a friend in need.

So, we got a deal, right? Come on. I'll buy you lunch at Sweetie Pie's and introduce you to Lil Charles if you join "the team".

She doesn't need you. You need her.

Well, I am quite bored right now. So I guess I'm on the right path, huh?

The kind of twisted mind that would come up with that craziness probably would have made it as a slimy mortgage banker or doing shady no money down real estate deals back in the 80's, doncha think? :dunno:

Shhh! Here Briana comes. Act like we were talking about sports.

So, how 'bout those Redskins, huh?

 

[raimmi]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7813392, member: 586426"]
Maybe it was you?

Maybe

I'm kidding; you're uglier than mouldy pizza.

Looks like we've got a real gentleman here

 

[sjs25]

Fucking hilarious that one guy is upset because another guy buys a girl a gift.

Grow some fucking balls.

A guy with balls doesn't need to pay for a chick's attention. You don't have the balls to tell a chick "no." You don't have the balls to tell these girls, "hey, you want that $600 Gucci purse? work more, and buy it yourself." Someone will balls doesn't seek approval from women by spending their hard earned money on them when they don't even know them personally.