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What is the latest BAD film you watched?
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The new Red Dawn remake. Just crap and the guy they got to play Thor's brother was just awful.
I've watched in the last two days two of the worst films I've ever seen, Piranha DD and Piranhaconda. Piranha at least succeeded in being so-bad-its-ridiculous and laughable from an entertainment point of view, whereas 'conda featured utterly rubbish MS Paint level CGI, abysmal acting, no sense of building suspense (a nonsensical 7 pointless gratuitous on screen deaths of meaningless undeveloped characters - WE GET IT, ITS A FUCKING LETHAL MONSTER SNAKE) and just generally nothing of merit.
Id watch Piranha DD again for Champ Kind, the Hoff, tits and laughter. I'd rather eat a bag of dicks than watch Piranhaconda again.
Id watch Piranha DD again for Champ Kind, the Hoff, tits and laughter. I'd rather eat a bag of dicks than watch Piranhaconda again.
"The Wickeds"- when you have Ron Jeremy top billed as a zombie fighting grave robber, that's a bad sign. When the movie can't decide whether the villain(s) are ghosts, zombies, or a vampire I came to call "Nosferatard"? Worse...... When you reach the realization that Ron Jeremy playing it straight/serious is probably the HIGH POINT of the flick? Uh oh... and finally, when you discover that the whole thing was shot on an old 1 CCD chip camcorder strapped to an epileptic monkey? It's like cinema made poo, and they called it "The Wickeds"
But then I watched "Halloween Night". Shit....
But then I watched "Halloween Night". Shit....
Man of Steel.
I really wanted to like it too. But after Super .. err.. Kal-el is thrown or is throwing someone through a metropolis building for the umpteenth time, it kinda loses it's intended effect. It was actually getting boring. Not to mention all the tens of thousands of people who must be dying in the middle of all of that. Gee, thanks for sending your son to Earth, Jor-el. No, really, thanks! :thumbsup:
I really wanted to like it too. But after Super .. err.. Kal-el is thrown or is throwing someone through a metropolis building for the umpteenth time, it kinda loses it's intended effect. It was actually getting boring. Not to mention all the tens of thousands of people who must be dying in the middle of all of that. Gee, thanks for sending your son to Earth, Jor-el. No, really, thanks! :thumbsup:
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We're The Millers. Hate to break it to you guys, but all of the preview scenes of Jennifer Aniston stripping, are not all in the movie, and better then what is in the movie. And it's not even funny...not even close to funny.
Lacey Black
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Iron Man 3. Stupid plot, forced scenes of suspense, dumb villain, references the avengers every other scene but they never show up to help even when the president is being kidnapped, and everyone using a weak version of the suit while Tony barely used one at all.
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