What freeones member would you vote for?

[BlueBalls]

Damn, I was hoping the question would get you nervous and confused and you would say something like Miss South Carolina.

Thats actually a better answer :1orglaugh.

Waitresses have to be found somewhere :dunno:

 

[stampede2873]

Gotta go with.......


WILL E. WORM

 

[pikachar]

BB, got a campaign slogan for you...

"Why bust a nut, vote BLUE!"
"You can twist them, suck on them, or rub them... Nothing's gonna change the Big BLUE"
"we know who has the nuts in this campaign"

 

[ChefChiTown]

I want to run for President. But, I'm going to retract my campaign the night before the election. Why? BECAUSE I'M A MAVERICK!!

 

[om3ga]

Question to BlueBalls: will I have access to Sir Fred (the Shred) Goodwin's cashpoint?



*Sir Fred, who stepped down as chairman (aka kicked out) after Royal Bank of Scotland had to be bailed out by the [UK] government, revelled in his nickname of "Fred the Shred" for cutting costs and jobs.
It's emerged that the 50-year-old is already drawing payments from a pension pot worth £16m (over £700,000-a-year according to some reports).
Meanwhile the Royal Bank of Scotland has announced the largest annual loss in British corporate history losing over $24 billion in 2008

 

[BlueBalls]

Question to BlueBalls: will I have access to Sir Fred (the Shred) Goodwin's cashpoint?

Ahh the hollowed ground that is Sir Fred's Cashpoint, I heard a man once ordered the assassination of the King of Persia from that very cashpoint. It truley is a magical place where dreams are made and careers broken.

You may bask in its glory om3ga, but go forth with this warning for it will be the only warning one shall give. Do with the machine what you will, but once you have sipped at the clit of the almighty Eve one can never go back. So my warning to you is be careful good sir, because if you should find yourself in a world made of gold where big breasted virgins fall at your feet weeping, demanding that you take them there, you have gone to far and all is lost.

Enjoy :hatsoff:

 

[om3ga]

Ahh the hollowed ground that is Sir Fred's Cashpoint, I heard a man once ordered the assassination of the King of Persia from that very cashpoint. It truley is a magical place where dreams are made and careers broken.

You may bask in its glory om3ga, but go forth with this warning for it will be the only warning one shall give. Do with the machine what you will, but once you have sipped at the clit of the almighty Eve one can never go back. So my warning to you is be careful good sir, because if you should find yourself in a world made of gold where big breasted virgins fall at your feet weeping, demanding that you take them there, you have gone to far and all is lost.

Enjoy :hatsoff:

Touché....

 

[om3ga]

Question for Will E Worm:

Will you promise a "Stimulus package" for all FO members, similar to the current government?



Or will you take on board that we are FO members, and devise a unique alternative instead?

 

[bodie54]

With all due respect to the others, only one of the candidates has performed cunnilingus on The Queen Mother :eek:

That sort of courage and fortitude commands our respect, so the vote is for blueballs.

if you should find yourself in a world made of gold where big breasted virgins fall at your feet weeping, demanding that you take them there, you have gone too far and all is lost.

Oh well hell then please let me lose all

 

[Gordar]

Drats, too late to register as a candidate....

Oh well, in that case I'll go with BB.

 

[pikachar]

you should find yourself in a world made of gold where big breasted virgins fall at your feet weeping

Ahh i knew I voted for the right guy....

 

[D-rock]

Ahh i knew I voted for the right guy....

Just be careful, all of our promised resources have been postdated....like to the year 3009. :1orglaugh

 

[Will E Worm]

Ahh i knew I voted for the right guy....

You voted for a candidate that can't run. BlueBalls lives in the UK.

I'm the only legal candidate. My promises aren't empty. :hatsoff:

 

[fake_ono]

The "one drop" theory. I have enough Cherokee heritage to make it matter.

being '1 drop' blackfoot, you got my vote
:thumbsup:

Recent polls have shown that 1/5 of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why is this? How would you fix it?

more than that couldnt name a country that started with U

 

[broderic_randal]

i am not even sure what i am running for

 

[stampede2873]

i am not even sure what i am running for

:rofl::rofl:

A true politicians statement!!!! :thumbsup:

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

i voted for Will E Worm

 

[Marlo Manson]

i am not even sure what i am running for

Unbelievable one of the original candidates doesn't even know what he's running for?? need I say more about the competence of some of our candidates?? :shock::rofl2::dunno:

 

[Adore this Girl]

blue balls

 

[Baill Inneraora]

i am not even sure what i am running for

You sound like James Stockdale. "Who am I? Why am I here?" - Vice Presidential Debate 1992