What freeones member would you vote for?

What freeones board member would you vote for?

  • Milton Waddams

    Votes: 3 6.8%
  • Will E Worm

    Votes: 18 40.9%
  • broderic randal

    Votes: 2 4.5%
  • Blueballs

    Votes: 21 47.7%

  • Total voters
    44
  • Poll closed .

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I think I'd make a good running-mate for BlueBalls. I'm not American either. :nanner:

Which also means I can't vote for any of them.
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
I can't vote! I would vote for both BB and Will E Worm.. I think they would both be worthy of the office.. I would support either of the two!

I don't know what parties either represent?? democratic, republican, independent, or other?? I would have to know that type stuff.. I haven't been reading the debates or the issues in question..

We originally had our choice between a TOTAL A$$ Clown, and a :conehead: sort of speak cuz he is a smart guy who likes to be a joker!! so I definitely wasn't reading any of the :bs: those two were spewing! :rolleyes::rofl2:

I alwayz wait for the media to lay out (the issues) for me then I try to choose based on the ideologies, and whats best inclined to serve my peoples best.. :hatsoff:
 
I only recognise two of them. Of those on the list, it's got to be BlueBalls. He seems like he'd fit in well with the Monster Raving Loony Party.

2005 Manifesto:

* Refusing to sign up to the euro, but inviting the rest of Europe to join the pound.
* Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming "to make driving through Milton Keynes more fun".
* Traffic cops "too stupid" for normal police work to be retrained as vicars.
* Withdrawal of MPs' £118,000 expenses allowance, and the money "in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead."
* Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school.
* All motorways to become massive cycle tracks instead
* All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam.
* The introduction of a 99p coin to "save on change".

:)
 

Blink

Closed Account
I'm voting 5th party. Screw the quadruply ... quadruplicity ... wtfever the 4-party oligarchy should be called. :tongue:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
I don't know what parties either represent?? democratic, republican, independent, or other?? I would have to know that type stuff.. I haven't been reading the debates or the issues in question..

A short list of things I'd want to do if I was elected is posted in this thread.

I have my own party, The Constitutionalist party. :hatsoff:
 
Questions for BlueBalls:?

If you could change one thing on this earth, what would it be?
I think I would Kill every human being on the face of the Earth, so that I and I alone (well maybe a HIV infected hooker or two for company) would be the last man on Earth, I'd probably off myself in a couple of months though so dont you fret :D

Do you think being British is an advantage or disadvantage?
Being that I am a human being and as a human being I am no different from an American or a Kenyan or anyone else, where I come from does not matter its what I do that matters so it is neither an advantag or a disadvantage. But, as this is the US :rolleyes: I can see a few people having trouble with it, fuck 'em!!! They can be the first ones rounded up and put into forced labour camps.;)

Recent polls have shown that 1/5 of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why is this? How would you fix it?
Give a nice stern kick in the face with a good solid China made steel toed boot.

Seriously children cant locate their own country on a map? Thats pretty messed up, I suppose all I could do would be to take some of the money being poured into fighting two wars and put it into the school system, allowing teachers to have better equipment and more tools to work with.

If they still dont learn, there will be plenty of room in the forced labour camps.


:thumbsup:
 
lol dare i toss this in?????
i cant resist.
i write in........ rush limbaugh
hahaha :p
 
I'm going to do what I have for the past 6 years and not vote. Besides, I'm not on there. Nothing screams president like STD.
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
I'm thoroughly against elections of any kind. They interfere with my personal campaign to maintain dictator-for-life status.
 
Give a nice stern kick in the face with a good solid China made steel toed boot.

Seriously children cant locate their own country on a map? Thats pretty messed up, I suppose all I could do would be to take some of the money being poured into fighting two wars and put it into the school system, allowing teachers to have better equipment and more tools to work with.

If they still dont learn, there will be plenty of room in the forced labour camps.


:thumbsup:

Damn, I was hoping the question would get you nervous and confused and you would say something like Miss South Carolina.
 
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