Paul Reubens explains in an interview with playboy that he was innocent of masturbating in a XXX movie theater in 1991. He claims that he couldn't have done it, because it was the wrong hand:
I think that's a bunch of bunk. I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my left hand. Well, I may have started out with the right, but for the past 5 years at least it's been my non dominant hand all the way. Either *** Wee's full of **** and grasping for straws, or that "expert" hasn't interviewed enough guys for his research.
Any thoughts? Am i the first guy on earth who can prove this dude wrong?
PLAYBOY: You maintained you were innocent of the charge that you were masturbating in public in an adult theater.
REUBENS: Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.
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REUBENS: Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.
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I think that's a bunch of bunk. I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my left hand. Well, I may have started out with the right, but for the past 5 years at least it's been my non dominant hand all the way. Either *** Wee's full of **** and grasping for straws, or that "expert" hasn't interviewed enough guys for his research.
Any thoughts? Am i the first guy on earth who can prove this dude wrong?
