Valentine's Day
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Awww, how romantic, a naked woman lying on a big silky bed, her bottom exposed and waiting. Have you got everything ready for Valentine`s Day - flowers, chocs, fine ****, underwear, toys, energy pills, balls full of cum...?
BreannaSparks
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Love this pic! Anyone doing anything special for Vday? No plans here so far =/
Going to a rather nice hotel for the night via a few sights on the way. Comforting bath on arrival, champagne, sex, then dinner, then more sex, then good night`s *****, then more sex, then return home. No hobbits involved.
Yeah. I'm going to my simultaneous interpretation class, then coming back home. Alone.
JaanaRuutu
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I plan to spend all of that day on cam with the other lonely people, and I'll possibly be having a threesome with Ben and Jerry - foursome if you count my DVD of V: the original Miniseries.
Maggie Green
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You had me at balls full of cum. How romantic.
Know why they dragged them by the hair? Because if you drag them by the ankles, they fill up with sand.
Not going to watch The Final Battle too? Ham Tyler is God.
Don`t think I did have yo - I`m sure I would have remembered...!
twat36975248664224
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I have had only two Valentines, so this is my feelings towards V.D-ay :thefinger
Here's my plan for VD evening.
(1) Make cynical SadBook/Twatter posts criticizing people living out their private lives in public and rubbing singletons faces in it, and pointing out that your love is hollow if you have to have a special day to spend money to tell your other half how important they are to you.
(2) Reminisce tearfully over when I had someone to spend money on to tell them how important they were to me. Because it always ended in sex.
(3) Text favourite hooker to see if she received the Maltesers gift set.
(4) Romantic meal for one, whatever my **** has cooked me.
(5) Watch Spurs game and decide which player, if any, I'd go gay for. Harder now that van der Vaart has left.
(6) Create mammoth 2 hour porn playlist for special VD self-love session and start wanking.
(7) Cum after 6 minutes, fall ******.
(1) Make cynical SadBook/Twatter posts criticizing people living out their private lives in public and rubbing singletons faces in it, and pointing out that your love is hollow if you have to have a special day to spend money to tell your other half how important they are to you.
(2) Reminisce tearfully over when I had someone to spend money on to tell them how important they were to me. Because it always ended in sex.
(3) Text favourite hooker to see if she received the Maltesers gift set.
(4) Romantic meal for one, whatever my **** has cooked me.
(5) Watch Spurs game and decide which player, if any, I'd go gay for. Harder now that van der Vaart has left.
(6) Create mammoth 2 hour porn playlist for special VD self-love session and start wanking.
(7) Cum after 6 minutes, fall ******.
bobjustbob
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Studying my scratch sheet. Hawthorne Park opens on the 15th with cheap claimers being shipped in. Candy and flowers for everyone when I'm done.
