Happy Valentine's Day, Perverts!

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
Just came back from dinner with my wife and remembered something. Have any of you had a first date with a gal and that day happened to be Valentine's Day? I did once. I took this gal out to Dinner and the whole thing felt weird. We ate and finished our meal then went back to her place to screw. After the sex her food poisoning kicked in. She was throwing up in the bathroom. I asked her how the Bolognese was coming out but she said Marinara. I knew what I was saying too.
 

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