Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Is it just me or does anybody else think that Tiger staged this whole thing to give himslef more street cred? You will be surprised by what people will do for publicity (Balloon boy,...) or more street cred. So many things aren't adding up. He probably got tired of that good guy image

Since they didn't play even one Tiger themed commercial during the Chevron tournament this weekend, seems like street cred = sponsors getting cold feet.

No, I don't think he did this for street cred. What good would that do him? He's on the brink of being ruined by this scandal, what with his marriage probably blowing up and his sponsors possibly cutting off the checks.
 

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
He was obviously trying to break Wilt Chamberlin's record! Looks like the tally now stands at 10 (according to Fox News ;)).

And being that this is Perv Central, we might have to give him a break. Looks like he might be "one of us" now... seems like he nailed a porn star (who I've never heard of): Holly Sampson
:hatsoff:

The star of “Diary of a Horny Housewife” is the latest alleged mistress of a besieged Tiger Woods, whose PGA-polished image is dropping deeper into the rough.

The New York Daily News is reporting today that porn star Holly Sampson also linked up with Woods. The Daily Mail of London has also tied her to the golf titan’s stable of alleged mistresses. And Fox is reporting the tally is up to 10 alleged mistresses.
Porn Star is #7
 

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
He should've had a second Blackberry for all the whores he was nailin'.

smart thing to say, brother :thumbsup:

however, the guy id FUCKED up.

his wife is going to leave him, his sponsors as well, his level of game too...

and the history will remember him as a "greatest player, maybe the best of all time... but he was a dirty dog as well"

:2 cents:
 
This is officially the story of 2009 and may be the story of the DECADE! :bowdown:

I will give Tiger credit--he's atleast going after a realistic age range.

Manhattan nightclubber, Cori Rist, 31,

Waitress Mindy Lawton, 33,

Blonde model Jamie Jungers, 26,

New York party organizer Rachel Uchitel, 34,

Cocktail waitress and pot bar worker Jaimee Grubbs, 24,

Las Vegas club promoter Kalika Moquin, 27,

And now porn star Sampson, 36,

If this was a list of college girl tail I'd actually wonder about something more than he's just a horndog who has fallen into the idea of illicit, secret, "naughty" sex whenever he wants it.....

I don't see how Elin will stay with him, but since the numbers keep climbing, I think she's earned a roll in the hay at a stud farm of her choice...:dunno:
 
There is no such thing as street cred in golf. It's a "rich man's" sport. Tiger had something more valuable than street cred anyway. He had become a GLOBAL GOD, basically. Even the JayZs, Dr Dres, P Diddys of the world will bow down to a GLOBAL GOD....

I think he may lose Buick and Gillette but I doubt he'll lose all his sponsors.

He may consider not playing in the tour this year. He will be heckled like he's Frankenstein's monster walking among the masses....

The Holly Sampson in the FO links looks nothing like the Holly Sampson in that Daily News article, fwiw....maybe they have the wrong pornstar? :dunno:

The fact that he tapped a pornstar is a great thing for porn....Vivid and Brazzers should send Tiger a royalty check because he will provide them with new ideas and scenarios for 2010....
 
There is no such thing as street cred in golf. It's a "rich man's" sport. Tiger had something more valuable than street cred anyway. He had become a GLOBAL GOD, basically. Even the JayZs, Dr Dres, P Diddys of the world will bow down to a GLOBAL GOD....

I think he may lose Buick and Gillette but I doubt he'll lose all his sponsors.

He may consider not playing in the tour this year. He will be heckled like he's Frankenstein's monster walking among the masses....

:rofl:


I really feel sorry for the kids. Damn, how could he have been nailin' other women when his wife was literally in labor? Shame for the kids, however the story plays out. I would not respect my father if I'd known he was nailin' women on the side on my mom. Shit....:)
 
Hey bloody-
Did you catch the rumor that the reason Tiger was so quick to "shut up" Rachel Uchitel was because she was going to blab about he and her doing a little blow before they had sex :rolleyes: Oh man, THAT would've finished him for good. Even Nike would walk out on him if he was doing blow before sex...

In breaking news: Elin has moved out of the house...looks like the beginning of the end of the marriage..has begun?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out
 
Hey bloody-
Did you catch the rumor that the reason Tiger was so quick to "shut up" Rachel Uchitel was because she was going to blab about he and her doing a little blow before they had sex :rolleyes: Oh man, THAT would've finished him for good. Even Nike would walk out on him if he was doing blow before sex...

In breaking news: Elin has moved out of the house...looks like the beginning of the end of the marriage..has begun?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out

No I didn't hear that, but I assume there are a lot of things we will never hear about. ;)

Elin should leave, for godsakes man, she needs to leave that scene. She's just disgracing herself if she whores herself off just to make the picture look normal.
 
No I didn't hear that, but I assume there are a lot of things we will never hear about. ;)

Elin should leave, for godsakes man, she needs to leave that scene. She's just disgracing herself if she whores herself off just to make the picture look normal.

There are two types of marriage: your own and everyone elses. She should do what is best in her own. Who knows? All this crap might be the making of him. Right now he is looking at losing his kids. The fan adulation disintegrating and the mental equilibrium needed for top class golf being sent into a spin. Whatever else happens, it is obvious he is going to be entering a period where he will have to be completely honest with himself about what he wants and how he wants to live his life. If his marriage and his children top that list then he can try to work it out.

I do not like the man, his sport or the fact that he is horrendously overpaid. However, I've made mistakes for no other reason than it flattered my ego. If he wants to make ago of it again and be a stand up guy for his kids then the best of luck to him.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Whats the over/under number on fans kicked out of the tournament for heckling Tiger when he next plays?

The first tourney....hmm...I'd say put the over/under at 200. People are really going to feel like they got hoodwinked by him. 10 babes?? :eek::rolleyes:

He might be asked by the PGA not to play until the U.S. Open in hopes that the :flame: heat :flame: dies down....
 

Facetious

Moderated
All it takes is a filthy dirty extortionist by profession CUNT like this to get 'em hos to come out of the woodwork ... BITCH !!

You know, there comes a time and point when I just don't really wanna know, nor do I care about all of Tiger's individual hook ups. AFAIAC, he blew it as a husband and as a father from the moment that he consummated his initial affair, that's all I need to know.

What would be most interesting to find out is, is Tiger just carrying on a family tradition ? I bet that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
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She didn't approach Rachel, ya know. Ms Urchitel obviously "had the goods" on Tiger. Why is she the only one he's paid to shut up?
 
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