Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

titsrock

titsrock

Well the screws are being turned on Tiger. It looks like Rachel and Tiger did have a sexual affair, not a pimp/john affair. It looks like she's thinking about selling him all the emails she has of him complaining about Elin. Tiger really is a shitard.

BUT, the big news and reason for today's bump....THE POWER OF FREEONES STRIKES AGAIN!

I've been calling Tiger's meltdown As Tiger's World Turns...in a direct allusion to As the World Turns...the old popular soap opera on CBS...guess what happened TODAY?

CBS Cancels As the World Turns!!!

I AM TAKING CREDIT FOR CBS CAVING AND CANCELING THIS SOAP!!!:1orglaugh:nanner::rofl::thumbsup:

It is because of ME and this thread!!!:angels:
 
alexpnz

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
titsrock

titsrock

I hope there's more than ^^^THAT^^^ because those texts hardly qualify as anything, really. It's more like (no so) "witty repartee" between friends :dunno:

When I see the word sext--I expect something ripped from Penthouse Forum not texts about watching shitty television! :rofl:
 
R

Rekrul

This reminds me of the 1960s Kirk Douglas movie "Spartacus". At the end the Romans demand of the defeated slaves, "Who of you is Spartacus". Tony Curtis answers, "I'm Spartacus". This is followed by shouts throughout the crowd, "no, I'm Spartacus; no, I'm Spartacus". Now, we get "I've slept with Tiger"; no, "I've slept with Tiger; no, I've slept with Tiger". As in the movie, very entertaining.
 
Mrs Jolly

Mrs Jolly

Rekrul said:
This reminds me of the 1960s Kirk Douglas movie "Spartacus". At the end the Romans demand of the defeated slaves, "Who of you is Spartacus". Tony Curtis answers, "I'm Spartacus". This is followed by shouts throughout the crowd, "no, I'm Spartacus; no, I'm Spartacus". Now, we get "I've slept with Tiger"; no, "I've slept with Tiger; no, I've slept with Tiger". As in the movie, very entertaining.
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Either way someone is gonna get cruicified
 
B

Bloodshot Scott

The only way old Tiger will even remotely gain any respect again is if he comes out and does a long interview and starts crying like a little boy and the world feels sorry for him. I'm just not convinced this debacle will ever be forgotten. When the chum gonna come out and make a damned appearance? His face must be all messed up. :)
 
titsrock

titsrock

^
Yeah he really must've taken a few on the kisser. We won't see him until he's completely healed....then he can deny he ever was really injured at all.
 
Legzman

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Gotta respect the man! Talk about true playa! Was is he up to now? 10 women? He kept this charade going for how long without his wife ever knowing about it? I say good for him! But still, he fucked up somewhere along the line. Now bitches are coming out of the wood work trying to get paid. Thats all this is about. How much money can these gold diggin whores bleed outta him!
 
titsrock

titsrock

And so it begins....As Tiger's World Turns...

Something we've speculated here in this thread for weeks has come true.

Tiger Woods to take 'indefinite' leave from golf

Tiger Woods said Friday he is taking an indefinite leave from golf to work on saving his marriage, using the word "infidelity" for the first time in a statement posted on his Web site.

"After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf," Woods said. "I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person."

Woods and his wife, Elin, have been married five years and have a 2-year-old daughter and 10-month-old son.

The announcement came two weeks after a car accident that set in motion a shocking downfall for the world's No. 1 player, which has included sordid allegations of numerous extramarital affairs. One woman even shared a voicemail she said Woods left her two nights before his Nov. 27 accident.

Woods has not been seen in public since the accident.

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children," Woods said. "I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try."

The PGA Tour said it supported the decision by its biggest star.

"His priorities are where they need to be, and we will continue to respect and honor his family's request for privacy," PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem said in a statement, the tour's first public comment since Woods mentioned his "personal failings" on Dec. 2. "We look forward to Tiger's return to the PGA Tour when he determines the time is right for him."

How long Woods will stay away from golf was unclear.

A year ago, he was out of golf for eight months while recovering from reconstructive knee surgery, and television ratings dropped 50 percent during his absence.

Story Here

I think we all know how long he'll be gone :wave2: from the tour. Until Elin divorces him and TEAM TIGER decides it's safe enough for him to step out on a golf course without getting the hell heckled out of him...:1orglaugh
 
D

D-rock

At this rate if the world was going to end in a couple of days and it was being covered by the news they would want to interrupt that to bring us any updates about the happening of Tiger Woods. It's pushed way past the point of stupidity at this point.
 
titsrock

titsrock

^
The world ending doesn't seem as intriguing or as filled with strange plot twists as the Tiger story continues to offer...:dunno:

Let's enjoy the ride while it lasts...:dunno:
 
B

Bloodshot Scott

titsrock said:
And so it begins....As Tiger's World Turns...

Something we've speculated here in this thread for weeks has come true.

Tiger Woods to take 'indefinite' leave from golf

Tiger Woods said Friday he is taking an indefinite leave from golf to work on saving his marriage, using the word "infidelity" for the first time in a statement posted on his Web site.

"After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf," Woods said. "I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person."

Woods and his wife, Elin, have been married five years and have a 2-year-old daughter and 10-month-old son.

The announcement came two weeks after a car accident that set in motion a shocking downfall for the world's No. 1 player, which has included sordid allegations of numerous extramarital affairs. One woman even shared a voicemail she said Woods left her two nights before his Nov. 27 accident.

Woods has not been seen in public since the accident.

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children," Woods said. "I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try."

The PGA Tour said it supported the decision by its biggest star.

"His priorities are where they need to be, and we will continue to respect and honor his family's request for privacy," PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem said in a statement, the tour's first public comment since Woods mentioned his "personal failings" on Dec. 2. "We look forward to Tiger's return to the PGA Tour when he determines the time is right for him."

How long Woods will stay away from golf was unclear.

A year ago, he was out of golf for eight months while recovering from reconstructive knee surgery, and television ratings dropped 50 percent during his absence.

Story Here

I think we all know how long he'll be gone :wave2: from the tour. Until Elin divorces him and TEAM TIGER decides it's safe enough for him to step out on a golf course without getting the hell heckled out of him...:1orglaugh
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:rofl::rofl::rofl2::crowdgrin
 
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