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[Icewater Jones]

Clearly you're bound by the fear of what comes after death.

The worst kind of mental limitation there is.

No sir. Death is a given, so there's nothing to fear. The fear of what comes after life is way more taxing. Besides, if you have clear understanding of your destination, the road to it is your only obstacle.

The fact of the matter is that we all have structured, limited lives with very specific boundaries. What's the point of not accepting the idea a structuralist. For people who claim to have logic-based rational, this idea doesn't seem very logical. Every structure is built, every law starts with a thought and ends with a purpose. All of these happenstance theories stating otherwise never completely add up. Is it not possible for some answers to just be simple in concept and be correct???

I'm just sayin'...

 

[PirateKing]

It's good that people find purpose in life from believing in a god. If there is no god then at least there will be no disappointment after death because you're..well...dead. As long as I don't have to hear about Jesus or Allah then I have no problem with your beliefs. Religion has actually served a purpose for forming universal laws like don't kill or don't steal. Sure religion has been the reason behind many wars and genocides but in truth it's also just human nature and religion is just a tool used to justify these acts.

 

[BlueBalls]

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seemingly always marxist / leninist ... free from chains eh ?

Oh noes! The atheist commie alliance is growing by the day!

What's next!?

One world government!? Reptilian overlords!? Nuclear Holocaust!

Good GOD!

These atheist commies have to be stopped!!! :eek::eek::eek:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Oh noes! The atheist commie alliance is growing by the day!

What's next!?

One world government!? Reptilian overlords!? Nuclear Holocaust!

Good GOD!

These atheist commies have to be stopped!!! :eek::eek::eek:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Don't you mean Good Iguana? Or Good Salamander?

 

[BlueBalls]

Don't you mean Good Iguana? Or Good Salamander?

whimsy you poor deluded fool!

Everyone knows that our Reptilian oppressors are a form of reptile unknown to out limited human knowledge. So to even attempt to categorise them would be nothing more than an exercise in futility, for it is not what they are that we should worry about, but it what they can do and what they will do given half the chance. They live in the shadows and have far greater technology to that of our own so if we are going to fight them firstly we need to open our minds to the possibility that they are there and to what they've done.....

- They are responsible for 9/11
- They are in the final stage of world dominance.
- They killed Tom Jones
- They killed Disco
- They are here living amongst us using their specialist shape shifting holographic technology.
- They will soon come for your children in the night for their breeding farms to be fodder for their younglings.

The Reptilian shape shifters are here . . . OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!!

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The truth is out there!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

whimsy you poor deluded fool!

Everyone knows that our Reptilian oppressors are a form of reptile unknown to out limited human knowledge. So to even attempt to categorise them would be nothing more than an exercise in futility, for it is not what they are that we should worry about, but it what they can do and what they will do given half the chance. They live in the shadows and have far greater technology to that of our own so if we are going to fight them firstly we need to open our minds to the possibility that they are there and to what they've done.....

- They are responsible for 9/11
- They are in the final stage of world dominance.
- They killed Tom Jones
- They killed Disco
- They are here living among us and they will soon come for your children in the night for their breeding farms to be fodder for their younglings.

The Reptilian shape shifters are here . . . OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!!

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The truth is out there!

Screw the rest the part I made bold is the part that piqued my interest. Does this mean we could have a PS5 and Xbox 5th generation console if we find these lizard beasts? Virtual reality video games? Wow!

I shall get in my hunting gear and find these lizards, kill them, steal the technology and make trillions off their hides as clothing fashion, use their technology for entertainment purposes, and claim the role of Lizard King!

Come BlueBalls! You are either with me on this expedition or you are against me. If you are against me I will leave you in the bowels of Freeones forever!

See the song of success!

 

[BlueBalls]

Screw the rest the bold part piqued my interest. Does this mean we could have a PS5 and Xbox 5th generation console if we find these lizard beasts? Virtual reality video games? Wow!

I shall get in my hunting gear and find these lizards, kill them, steal the technology and make trillions off their hides as clothing fashion, use their technology for entertainment purposes, and claim the role of Lizard King!

Come BlueBalls! You are either with me on this expedition or you are against me. If you are against me I will leave you in the bowels of Freeones forever!

:nanner:See the song of success!:nanner:

You are missing the god damn point! If they are this powerful who knows what lurks in the depth of that pre evolutionary lizard mind! It's murder I tell you . . . MURDER!!!







Although now that I come to think about it, if we could get the uperhand on these beasts there could be a way - as you say - to harness what they have and use it for our own gain . . . hmmm.

Now this goes against everything I stand for here, but if we could harness this power we could use it against the rest of these poor deluded fools and become kings or emperors of this entire planet and no one could stop us.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Groovy!

You bring the guns, I'll get the snacks

YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU BASTARD!!!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

With the power of David Bowie's former glory and this sunshine song. What are lizards susceptible to? Sunshine and loud noise, possibly loud hair. We shall get UV tanning lights, make them into flashlights, and walk down there with the power of loud 1980s metal music, turn the flashlights on, burn them to a crisp and before you know it... we shall be making more money than all the billionaires in the world!

We will harness the technology. We could hire those insipid fools at technology schools to do our work. If they seem to want to steal from us our ideas and technology we will merely kill them! How delightful

 

[BlueBalls]

With the power of David Bowie's former glory and this sunshine song. What are lizards susceptible to? Sunshine and loud noise, possibly loud hair. We shall get UV tanning lights, make them into flashlights, and walk down there with the power of loud 1980s metal music, turn the flashlights on, burn them to a crisp and before you know it... we shall be making more money than all the billionaires in the world!

We will harness the technology. We could hire those insipid fools at technology schools to do our work. If they seem to want to steal from us our ideas and technology we will merely kill them! How delightful

Indeed.

This means I will finally be able to harness the true power of my 80s action movie phrase book.

There was a time in which I felt its purchase was highly moronic on my part and flipping through the pages now, it would seem that this was the correct conclusion. But now that a quest has been thrust upon us, one in which the 80s plays somewhat of a great deal I have a sneaking suspicion that chewing bubble gum and kicking ass might just become the number one fashion trend in all of our imaginations!

Those peasants who'll kneel before us, with our mighty tech gold shall not know what has hit them. Yes, we shall have to kill many before we reach the pinnacle of power (mainly tech geeks as you say but as they have no lives no one will miss them) but sacrifice is what makes one great and greatness shall be achieved before sunrise, or may the great allah strike us dead right now!

Bah!

The governments will have no other option but to submit and our plans of world dominance will finally come into fruition.

Excellent....

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Indeed.

This means I will finally be able to harness the true power of my 80s action movie phrase book.

There was a time in which I felt its purchase was highly moronic on my part and flipping through the pages now, it would seem that this was the correct conclusion. But now that a quest has been thrust upon us, one in which the 80s plays somewhat of a great deal I have a sneaking suspicion that chewing bubble gum and kicking ass might just become the number one fashion trend in all of our imaginations!

Those peasants who'll kneel before us, with our mighty tech gold shall not know what has hit them. Yes, we shall have to kill many before we reach the pinnacle of power (mainly tech geeks as you say but as they have no lives no one will miss them) but sacrifice is what makes one great and greatness shall be achieved before sunrise, or may the great allah strike us dead right now!

Bah!

The governments will have no other option but to submit and our plans of world dominance will finally come into fruition.

Excellent....

And just think! Atheists will be our willing acolytes! For they clearly see that we are indeed physical earthly rulers, they will have no choice but to submit to us.

In the meantime, with what you said, it looks like we will have to partake in buying some bubble gum and notepads so we can chew bubble gum and kick reptilian ass!

The mighty tech geeks, however, in the beginning will be fine. Until a certain amount of time passes and they think they can undermine us. We will clearly show them their own mortality when that time comes.

I have a feeling things will be looking better and better as the days go by now...

 

[BlueBalls]

And just think! Atheists will be our willing acolytes! For they clearly see that we are indeed physical earthly rulers, they will have no choice but to submit to us.

In the meantime, with what you said, it looks like we will have to partake in buying some bubble gum and notepads so we can chew bubble gum and kick reptilian ass!

The mighty tech geeks, however, in the beginning will be fine. Until a certain amount of time passes and they think they can undermine us. We will clearly show them their own mortality when that time comes.

I have a feeling things will be looking better and better as the days go by now...

Hmmm . . . it's all going to plan. But I am sceptical for it has been too easy for us to discuss this openly so far without the intrusion of one of their web drones posing as an idiotic poster on the board telling us how much we're going to fail.

This is usually their routine.

But no matter maybe they have become arrogant in their abilities to enslave us all. Maybe they believe patroling these internetz aren't important anymore because we're already their slaves.

Ah-ha! But what they don't know is - we're ready, we're willing and sooner or later the kings of the castle will be us, not them! We shall have the power to murder millions at will and neither they nor any other pathetic mortals will ever be able to stop us.

Tech = Power
Power = Murder
Murder = Love!

Come and get us you green bastards!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Murder = Love?

It all makes sense! Valentine's Day is tomorrow! If all is done right we shall murder those we love... Mass murder!

Damn those lizards! They got to you Blueballs! You are tainted!

I'm afraid I have to put you down if we are to see this plan come to reality...

 

[BlueBalls]

Murder = Love?

It all makes sense! Valentine's Day is tomorrow! If all is done right we shall murder those we love... Mass murder!

Damn those lizards! They got to you Blueballs! You are tainted!

I'm afraid I have to put you down if we are to see this plan come to reality...

Ah, whimsy my poor lad. No one has gotten to me, but I see now that you've been one of them all along.

I did have my sneaking suspicions about you but I put them out of my mind for the time being, you seemed to be a useful tool to aid my assent to greatness. All I was going to do was murder you in your sleep after we has finally gained control and take the reins as a living god.

But now you've spoilt all of that and now you must be dealt with. Our plans will go on one way or another - you cannot stop me.

Drop it now and die with dignity my dear fellow

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ah, whimsy my poor lad. No one has gotten to me, but I see now that you've been one of them all along.

I did have my sneaking suspicions about you but I put them out of my mind for the time being, you seemed to be a useful tool to aid my assent to greatness. All I was going to do was murder you in your sleep after we has finally gained control and take the reins as a living god.

But now you've spoilt all of that and now you must be dealt with. Our plans will go on one way or another - you cannot stop me.

Drop it now and die with dignity my dear fellow

Funny. I was planning on murdering you once we acquired what we needed, HQ, and power and technology up and running. Tis is shame I must do you in now though and you will never ever see what would be our kingdom come to fruition.

Such shame. No less, I will build you a bronze statue outside in a nice fountain with a sweet memorial plate. People will still know of you as I remembered you. A fallen comrade in the overthrow of our reptilian overlords.

Such a shame you did not survive...

 

[BlueBalls]

Funny. I was planning on murdering you once we acquired what we needed, HQ, and power and technology up and running. Tis is shame I must do you in now though and you will never ever see what would be our kingdom come to fruition.

Such shame. No less, I will build you a bronze statue outside in a nice fountain with a sweet memorial plate. People will still know of you as I remembered you. A fallen comrade in the overthrow of our reptilian overlords.

Such a shame you did not survive...

Oh hush now my dear boy. This front you're putting on for the rest of us isn't impressing anyone. All this piss and vinegar are just the actions of a frightened mole who has gotten himself in too deep and doesn't know where to turn. If it hadn't have been me that you had betrayed then I might feel sorry for you...

But it was me and you must pay.

You comments about the bronze statue are quite noble, for you see. When you're gone I plan on mounting you head on a spike outside of my castle amongst the wave after wave of reptile skulls as a warning to all of my kingdom; "Don't fuck with me!" it shall say . . . metaphorically of course.

Alas, twas not to be my dear boy..... shoulders back, stiff upper lip and all that.

 

[Will E Worm]

Atheists are snake oil salesmen.

They are a hate group. :tongue:

 

[Vagination]

2500 isn't really a lot for something that's supposed to be a "global convention." LMAO

 

[Icewater Jones]

2500 isn't really a lot for something that's supposed to be a "global convention." LMAO

Nothing a good size bingo hall can't host. My high school gym could hold this global event???

 

[freeryan]

oppressive religion ? Who are the ones being oppressed ?

Maybe you should ask those guilt filled and scared children being told to fallow bullshit with threats of hell. Know about atheism before attacking something you yourself probably are. I really thought this thread (or even this site) would go without threats of hell but what was I thinking?

 

[Icewater Jones]

Maybe you should ask those guilt filled and scared children being told to fallow bullshit with threats of hell. Know about atheism before attacking something you yourself probably are. I really thought this thread (or even this site) would go without threats of hell but what was I thinking?

Geeeezzz... what church did you go to??? C'mon man, threats of hell??? The average kid ain't scared of that shit. Kids are more scared of what they're parents will do to them if they don't listen than they are of hell. It's called being taught consequences for your actions. When your young, it spankings. When your an adult, its prison. In the after life, it's hell. Your whole life is structured in the same way. Besides, consider all of the meaningless bullshit we threaten kids with every damn day. If you're not good, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas... THAT'S A BULLSHIT THREAT! Sit too close too the T.V. and you'll go blind... don't get good grades, and you'll be poor as an adult, etc...