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A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
I was hoping you would put that next lmao :rofl: :tongue: :thumbsup:

A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a
 

Sutty

Banned
A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of
 

Sutty

Banned
A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums
 

bishbash1

Banned
A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he




lol, sutty. how did you know i keep my Britney Albums in my cellar.
c'mon guys. your letting me down. me and Bobbi should be doing the deed by now. you know, swapping internal fluids and all that!
 
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slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the
 

Superfly

Closed Account
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on
 

Superfly

Closed Account
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber ..
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of
 
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to
 

Superfly

Closed Account
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to Nikki and he..
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to Nikki and he gave her a
 

Sutty

Banned
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to Nikki and he gave her a Burger and Coke
 

Superfly

Closed Account
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to Nikki and he gave her a Burger and Coke at which time
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to Nikki and he gave her a Burger and Coke at which time she turned round
 
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to Nikki and he gave her a Burger and Coke at which time she turned round and lifted her
 

RKO!!!05

Banned
slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new bizzare looking wet piece of cloth. He used this to wipe out winnits from his prized golden statue buttock crack, Suddenly Bobbi Eden jumped on her BMX and went to the house of bishbash1 and started stealing his chocolate from his only fridge, once falling down to the place of a creepy dusty cellar. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, they saw a tramp trying to steal one of BishBash1's Britney Albums. 'keep them' he shouted at the big bird that sat perched on some wet rubber. . . . . .then all of a sudden RKO!!!05 went up to Nikki and he gave her a Burger and Coke at which time she turned round and lifted her high up. She
 
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