** Three word story! **

[Dixie Normus]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung

 

[Gordar]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards

 

[Sweeper]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards Larry who's still

 

[dirac]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards Larry who's still trying to get the

 

[Atlas 316]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards Larry who's still trying to get the condom to break.

 

[Dixie Normus]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards Larry who's still trying to get the condom to break. Why? Because, undoubtedly,

 

[bigbadbrody]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards Larry who's still trying to get the condom to break. Why? Because, undoubtedly, he knew he

 

[pussypoppa]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards Larry who's still trying to get the condom to break. Why? Because, undoubtedly, he knew he was going to

 

[bigbadbrody]

Once upon a time, in the land of Oz. A giant midget who's name was Mr Larry Leprechaun, decided to go take a look out of his bathroom window to see that middle-earth was forming on a small hill that was a land formed in Devon. Once the nuclear weapon exploded, all the children shit their pants and ran under the next umbrella that appeared on the far side of the Desert Fort. However, there were only enough Dildos to go round half of the collective rim. So they improvised by using the nearest hard boiled egg covered in honey and used condoms. Once the pleasure was gone it affected their rectums and swelled their testicles so much so that they were no longer fully functional, but not to worry; as they whined about their asses it began to itch and burn causing rectal bleeding which was uncontrollable (so F**king convinient!) Which was the tighter hole anyway? They could only run in circles because mice had told them that if they didn't, they should anticipate a harsh death by tentical monsters. Larry looked on while beating off in a condom. Ignoring the activities, a woman named Fiona started peeling potatos while singing Oh la la but a second later she undressed to reveal a gun shot wound to her lower abdomen. She started paying attention to her scar and started to stroke her hair with a large pitchfork, because she lost all her inhibitions and flung dirty panties towards Larry who's still trying to get the condom to break. Why? Because, undoubtedly, he knew he was going to have fun with