** Three word story! **

[SiliconeTits]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was

 

[Superfly]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with

 

[Sutty]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls

 

[Superfly]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked...

 

[member11579]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old

 

[Superfly]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as

 

[member11579]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped

 

[Superfly]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped love juice from

 

[Sutty]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped love juice from the DVD player

 

[Superfly]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped love juice from the DVD player and right away...

 

[member11579]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped love juice from the DVD player and right away his penis erupted

 

[saint]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped love juice from the DVD player and right away his penis erupted, spewing filth over

 

[Superfly]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped love juice from the DVD player and right away his penis erupted, spewing filth over the grand canyon..

 

[ilikethesun2009]

There was a male and female called Desmond and Monica they liked to indulge in a tub full of custard and have two friends who are animals.They also like bondage sex and to get wet and sit on dildo's...
Fortunately, they like to do it underwater while wearing boxing gloves and a pink tutu, whilst inserting a large object known... as the almighty rectal intruder. They really liked to arrange matchsticks with only using thier hands and knees. While they put the matchsticks together, I opened up the can of chicken of the sea tuna and poured it all over Monica's tits. While she is licking something strangely appears beneath her twat and she starts to feel it. It seems to cause immense pain in her ass, but the more tuna was needed especially when it started to bleed. So she opened a can of whoop ass instead. That's when Macho Bob decided to open the door. In came Bob Geldof covered in ketchup and french vanilla pudding and chocolate shit nuggets. The funny thing was that Spongebob and Tinky Winky were licking each others love balls while lil miss muffin exploded into pieces after she saw a pair of soiled trainers that were imported from the land that time had forgotten.
Elsewhere, cheese niblets had taken over the thankless job as red hot chilli tasters, where no person had returned from, not even Matthew Perry and his dog. The dog was positively buzzings with chocolate salty balls as he licked Perry's wrinkled old nipples as Monica Geller slurped love juice from the DVD player and right away his penis erupted, spewing filth over the grand canyon.. Dan Rather Reporting...

 

[member11579]

New story time

A slightly mad

 

[RKO!!!05]

old age pensioner

 

[RKO!!!05]

A slightly mad old age pensioner

 

[Sutty]

A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot

 

[bishbash1]

A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping

 

[Jiggah33]

A slightly mad old age pensioner started a riot while out shopping for a new