I hate when they make the guy's ass completely visible. I was also somewhat turned off when Puma Swede licked a guy's asshole, even though I like her.
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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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I'm not going to go all out of my way and agree with those exact words, but he really does not help a scene.
On a personal level, I hate searching for a certain scene (or entire movie for that matter) with someone. Like a once still gorgeous until a few years ago Daphne Rosen, or a younger Rebecca Lord back when she accept the cumshots of clean guys in her mouth, and because of the huge turn over rate of the adult film industry, plus with that factor that with several other factors, sometimes you have to spend money now about to soon to be absolete standard definition DVDs, in this AWESOME world of Blu-Ray and other high-definition products, to order a DVD online. That and because, let's fact it, because it's not overly mainstream still, prices ofr adult films on DVD have always continue'd to be as fuck in the ass as man of they're top attraction stars. 
I just recently had to order Faster, Pussy Cat! Fuck! Fuck! as well as a Rebecca Lord movie with that overrated 'stud' (yeah, like we're all into the guys here*groans*) Rocco Siffredi in 30 Men for Sandy a few moments ago, just in order to try to complete the few adult films I got on DVD collection, as well as to get all of those certain hard-to-find intense fuck scenes on there. As far as I'm concerned, the actresses in the industry should be able to go to the companies and to be able to offer--for cash, and for only so much of a fee--ALL of they're scenes from they're career, from Europe to Japan and back here ot the U.S., available on they're respective websites.
But of course with many different companies owning them, I know it's not gonna happen. Ever. And ture, maybe not a real "turn-off", but it's still something about the industry that is been a major bummer for me. Because following even ONE well-known adult film actresses career, and trying to look at or get samples of all of her best stuff through the years (though especially from said actresses early days in the jizz biz) can be beyond a total bitchy nightmare.
I just recently had to order Faster, Pussy Cat! Fuck! Fuck! as well as a Rebecca Lord movie with that overrated 'stud' (yeah, like we're all into the guys here*groans*) Rocco Siffredi in 30 Men for Sandy a few moments ago, just in order to try to complete the few adult films I got on DVD collection, as well as to get all of those certain hard-to-find intense fuck scenes on there. As far as I'm concerned, the actresses in the industry should be able to go to the companies and to be able to offer--for cash, and for only so much of a fee--ALL of they're scenes from they're career, from Europe to Japan and back here ot the U.S., available on they're respective websites.
But of course with many different companies owning them, I know it's not gonna happen. Ever. And ture, maybe not a real "turn-off", but it's still something about the industry that is been a major bummer for me. Because following even ONE well-known adult film actresses career, and trying to look at or get samples of all of her best stuff through the years (though especially from said actresses early days in the jizz biz) can be beyond a total bitchy nightmare.
1: Dudes fucking chicks with obviously phony plastic dicks... c'mon son.
2: Women fucking men with strap-ons. Certainly not my thing.
3: Preston (BangBros). Gotta be top 5 lamest dudes in porn. Somebody keep him from talking, please!
4: Scat, piss, menstrating, etc... self explanatory
5: Brian Pumper. About as bad at rapping as he is at fucking. Don't nobody wanna hear that lame shit, my dude.
6: Fat chicks with small tits.
7: Camera damn near up the dudes ass trying to get the shot.
8: Wesley Pipes. Enough said.
9: Dirty feet.
10. Dudes eating their own creampie. That shit is just wrong.
2: Women fucking men with strap-ons. Certainly not my thing.
3: Preston (BangBros). Gotta be top 5 lamest dudes in porn. Somebody keep him from talking, please!
4: Scat, piss, menstrating, etc... self explanatory
5: Brian Pumper. About as bad at rapping as he is at fucking. Don't nobody wanna hear that lame shit, my dude.
6: Fat chicks with small tits.
7: Camera damn near up the dudes ass trying to get the shot.
8: Wesley Pipes. Enough said.
9: Dirty feet.
10. Dudes eating their own creampie. That shit is just wrong.
Icewater man,
Than you might wanna stay away from any scenes out there on the FlashVideo quality sites which show a chick making love to Mark Davis. He still shoots pretty regularly now, even with his peach fuzz colored hair he won't shave off his face and his obvious post-alcohalic (or so they say) weight gain. As he is known for--and I've sadly seen it several times--quickly lapping up and even French-kissing females who have just gladly accepted his recently aborted baby juice that he has shot all over they're faces and mouths. No bullshit; I must've seen this at least six or seven times from him. The first time I came pretty close to vomitting (oddly enough, I was eating a chocolate shake from a WattaBurger when I first watched 2-Girls-1-Cup with screamin' friends and I didn't get sick).
Must say that I am fairly open-minded. But indeed, just didn't care to see that. But men catching they're own recently given to a chick Creampie, huh? Never seen it (nor do I care to). Hope my words of warning/advice somewhat come in handy.
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guy having a better orgasem then the female he trying too please
every script they come up with never works
one chick with like over 15 guys of all diffrent races
every script they come up with never works
one chick with like over 15 guys of all diffrent races
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guys acting like thier cock is best part of the whole moive
No doubt. If at the point of climax all you hear is the guy then something's wrong.
Must agree to all of the above, but especially the top two. I can't even remember the last time I didn't fast forward through that boring-as-all-hell barely thread C-grade movie "plot" that the industry use to reply on. Sorry to the writers, directors and editors who worked hard on them in order to turn out beter projects and to win AVN awards, but on his commentary track (the solo one) to Boogie Nights, Paul Thomas Anderson is 00% right: "You do NOT have time for a plot, because at the end of the day, there is a guy sitting at his home alone, with a fast forward button". Amusingly, it took them years to get it.
Also, I was never too into group sex & assorted gang bangs with one or only three or so women having to please two dozen or more guys. After all is said & done, it just makes me wonder about the poor gal's health and the germ & general risk factors, not to mention that with some pany penises in the room, it's almost always never really sexy.
I don't like anal scenes where the action and momentum slows to a grinding halt, because the guy can't just shove his dick in.
The girl should loosen her anus sufficiently before the scene even starts, so that way, when it comes time to do the anal, we don't have to wait while he opens her up and gets her used to his size.
I don't want realism, I want fantasy . . . the fantasy of fast, furious fucking until both parties have seizure-inducing orgasms, sans-pause.
The girl should loosen her anus sufficiently before the scene even starts, so that way, when it comes time to do the anal, we don't have to wait while he opens her up and gets her used to his size.
I don't want realism, I want fantasy . . . the fantasy of fast, furious fucking until both parties have seizure-inducing orgasms, sans-pause.
What you don't want to whack it to some guy whacking off? You have to question sometimes what the guys creating porn like that are thinking, I mean your target market is straight males so obviously showing a guy jerking off isn't exactly what I'd go with to fill up time.
when a scene doesn't spend time focused and the actresses face...also a lack of tits big enough to bounce
girl's and guy's with not so pretty genitals
fuck i can't stand it.
like this one: http://skinnyfap.com/IMAGES/579.jpg
what's the fuck is with his balls??
fuck i can't stand it.
like this one: http://skinnyfap.com/IMAGES/579.jpg
what's the fuck is with his balls??
- 'Barbie girl' performers, bleach blonde, fake tits, lots of makeup.
- Clean shaven pussy, big turn off for me, a little bush is womanly IMHO.
- Girls wearing wearing high-heels during sex.
- Piss/shit/vomit/violence.
- Talking cameraman.
- Hot girl getting screwed by old, fat, balding man.
For these reason, the likes of Rayveness and Lucy Pinder are my favourite models, natural, wholesome looking ladies, and although I don't know about Lucy, Ray at least keeps a tidy bush downstairs.
- Clean shaven pussy, big turn off for me, a little bush is womanly IMHO.
- Girls wearing wearing high-heels during sex.
- Piss/shit/vomit/violence.
- Talking cameraman.
- Hot girl getting screwed by old, fat, balding man.
For these reason, the likes of Rayveness and Lucy Pinder are my favourite models, natural, wholesome looking ladies, and although I don't know about Lucy, Ray at least keeps a tidy bush downstairs.
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