Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[Dan-O]

Gangbangs, bukkake, aggressive cocksmanship, throat-choking, extreme gonzo, bollard-sized dildos being forced forcefully into holes too small to adequately accommodate them, it's all robotised and industrialised these days, the women must have arseholes and twats made of vulcanised rubber. Oh, yeah, the main man's chocolate starfish directly in shot, pulsating right at you like an Arab's gouged-out eye scar, how offputting is THAT??

A good, normal, sexy fuck'll do me nicely in terms of hardcore, 1-on-1. Heck, I prefer softcore porn to be honest, no cocks at all is even better. :thumbsup:

 

[titsrock]

just show me some pleasure, so I can enjoy my own
(yes I'm fussy, I'm a woman, stfu)

I think you've identified what we're all talking about. We want to see pleasure in sex again. 2 people who are genuinely hot for each other (or hot to fuck each other)...that's it.

Fussy? No. More like interested, active consumer :thumbsup:

 

[Jaymon78]

Hand of the camera man constantly moving in and out of the frame.
Girl butt naked but the guy is wearing fucking socks.
When the scene starts with a lot of bullshit conversation between guys

 

[britlover]

Hand of the camera man constantly moving in and out of the frame.
Girl butt naked but the guy is wearing fucking socks.
When the scene starts with a lot of bullshit conversation between guys

I've noticed socks on this particular, now almost legendary thread 'round here, A LOT.

Personally, I have no problem with them. Especially those novelty large P.J. Soles type socks that she had on in Rock 'N Roll High School (1979). But yeah, it is goofy when a guy like me--as I prefer only Grey and Black socks in my personal life to the under thread count White tube ones which stain too easy--but I agree, I wouldn't wear them to make love.

Also, I found it odd that it is in I believe Ed Powers contact that his socks must NEVER come off during his scenes. And I also believe it's in Peter North's contract that his hair after it's been brushed must never, ever be touched. Anyone else remember reading these? Just curious.

 

[britlover]

And one of the reasons me as well as many others on here are very much against the more modern adult film & modeling biz and it's attitudes towards women are no doubt mentally disturbed in the head little fuckers like this guy. I went to askjolene today to search for some ramdom stuff, and his profile page/blog was right up the top. Than I took six minutes out of my not so busy scheduale and I was pretty shocked by what he wrote:

http://blog.askjolene.com/twistedfuck?page=1

Wouldn't wanna get involved myself, as I doubt any of us are psychatrist's and mental health physicians and the like. But hopefully that is some kid playing around. Or else he needs serious psychatric evaluation later on in life. And he actually had some comments on his pages and followers. SO sick and sad to know this is what the modern industry is all about in some men's eyes. But maybe someone can annoymously e-mail askjolene and have his page taken down, or looked over at least. His writing very much scares me.

 

[Sands3]

In other words anything Max Hardcore!

yes max is scum

 

[Sands3]

got another one. woman who have deep voices

Tanya James has a deep voice sometimes but she's still hot

 

[Sands3]

Black people in porn. Nasty. Small//ugly tits.Anal.Spreading of anybodys ass cheecks. Disgusting looking vaginas. And anything else that is intended to be gross.Really fat chicks. etc..

"black people in porn" i dont know if this guy is a racist, but i dont like to watch black dudes as the male performer (especialy in pov) because it kills the fantasy of me being the one there.

 

[Icewater Jones]

1: Dudes fucking chicks with obviously phony plastic dicks... c'mon son.

2: Women fucking men with strap-ons. Certainly not my thing.

3: Preston (BangBros). Gotta be top 5 lamest dudes in porn. Somebody keep him from talking, please!

4: Scat, piss, menstrating, etc... self explanatory

5: Brian Pumper. About as bad at rapping as he is at fucking. Don't nobody wanna hear that lame shit, my dude.

6: Fat chicks with small tits.

7: Camera damn near up the dudes ass trying to get the shot.

8: Wesley Pipes. Enough said.

9: Dirty feet.

10. Dudes eating their own creampie. That shit is just wrong.

"black people in porn" i dont know if this guy is a racist, but i dont like to watch black dudes as the male performer (especialy in pov) because it kills the fantasy of me being the one there.

*see Wesley Pipes and Brian Pumper.

 

[rickywong]

This thing. This FUCKIN THING.

http://www.thesexcarnival.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hitachi2.jpg

I like most everything in porn, honestly. But as soon as the world's hottest girl whips out the ol' mixmaster here, it's all over for me. It's PORN. Why do we need to see her applying a belt sander to get off? I'd rather she pretended.

 

[Icewater Jones]

This thing. This FUCKIN THING.

http://www.thesexcarnival.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hitachi2.jpg

I like most everything in porn, honestly. But as soon as the world's hottest girl whips out the ol' mixmaster here, it's all over for me. It's PORN. Why do we need to see her applying a belt sander to get off? I'd rather she pretended.

Rep to you, sir!

I can't stand to see women masturbating with what seems to be modified professional lawn equipment. Totally unnecessary. Why take the beauty of a girl/girl lez scene and fuck it up by crowding the bedroom with dildos, beads, rabbits, sybians, magic wands, drills, jackhammers, rubber tongue chainsaws, dongs mounted on gun turrets and all types of other bizarre machinery.

SMH.

 

[rickywong]

Why take the beauty of a girl/girl lez scene and fuck it up by crowding the bedroom with dildos, beads, rabbits, sybians, magic wands, drills, jackhammers, rubber tongue chainsaws, dongs mounted on gun turrets and all types of other bizarre machinery.

SMH.

Oh yes the sybian! Looks painful and hard, sounds like an detuned Honda 50, and takes the spot that could be filled by a perfectly good cock. Those poor vaginas

 

[cementhead]

Asian woman are an instant turnoff for me...just personal preference.

 

[habs0000]

Gangbangs, bukkake, aggressive cocksmanship, throat-choking, extreme gonzo, bollard-sized dildos being forced forcefully into holes too small to adequately accommodate them, it's all robotised and industrialised these days, the women must have arseholes and twats made of vulcanised rubber. Oh, yeah, the main man's chocolate starfish directly in shot, pulsating right at you like an Arab's gouged-out eye scar, how offputting is THAT??

A good, normal, sexy fuck'll do me nicely in terms of hardcore, 1-on-1. Heck, I prefer softcore porn to be honest, no cocks at all is even better. :thumbsup:

The same for me + Anal

 

[averageJoe]

Ass to mouth. Not only is the bitch taking it disgusting, but it's just disrespectful.
Torture: whether just tied up or using tools and machinery... WTF is wrong with people who get turned on by that?

And honestly I hate seeing a woman disrespected during sex anyway. Maybe I am just old fashioned, but I don't just fuck a woman, I make love to her. I worship her body from head to toes and give her lots of passion, that is what I would like to see more of. Hell, kiss her once in a while. if she actually enjoys the sex, she won't be faking orgasm.

 

[wigster]

Stupid dildos, when guys talk all the way through the scene, anything to do with scat, too much lead up to the scene ( honestly please we know there going to do it so get on with it )

 

[Dirtybaggins]

Nudity

 

[rickwinkle]

Slapping, choking, pimples and weird birth marks

 

[on]

Abusive Farming Techniques

 

[britlover]

Oh yes the sybian! Looks painful and hard, sounds like an detuned Honda 50, and takes the spot that could be filled by a perfectly good cock. Those poor vaginas

Very good choices, you all and the last few who mentioned dildos & vibrators. Personally, I believe it is both a lack of creativity when a videographer crew shots either a solo scene with a woman, or a girl-on-girl or more "fetish" marketed scene, as many in the biz today simply forgot how to be sensual as they last were in the '90s and just entering the early '00s when the good laides & gentlemen on over at Wicked & Vivid were really running the adult film business fairly damn well (if you ask me).

Plus I believe they simply get so much free product that they ultimately have to just take some out of they box and use it once without having to worry about using it again, just to get some usefullness out of it. And of course many of the male talent who are lucky enough to be in and around 7" and a querter at least when fully erect are the one's most normally are the ones who are molded for they're cocks. So as a result, it's probably just too full invatory. Just my :2 cents: