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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
call me sick, but Biting and Laughing it's a big turnoff for me.
 
I know that A LOT of girls that are in pornography have fake breasts but I HAAAAAAATE implants.

I also hate over-the-top screaming/moaning/noises...it's so stupid.
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Bad looking boob jobs. I'm not a fan of anal in shape form or fashion, but if I like the girl enough I'll ignore it.


Cameramen that look like they focus more on the penis, or guys hogging the camera, than the damn girl:mad:.
 
i hate clothes..if your gonna fuck in a rush dress down for easy undress/getting dressed..cuz skeet on clothes gets annoyingly costly.....so take'm off,that includes undies an leggings and shoes....no clothes in bed.............period!!!
 
I hate when I go to look at a gallery of photos of people having sex, whether it's just 2 of them, or a whole pile, and the girls won't stop looking at the fucking camera! Pay attention to what you're doing!


I may have even mentioned this before, but it recently irked me again.
 
1. Gay porn
2. Anal gaping - anal sex can be fun, but why doing it in excess
3. Too much tatoos, bitchy hair color - the "new" Monique Alexander is the prime example. She was perfect, killer body, beautiful face, hair, everything. Cry Wolf is the best porn movie ever IMHO (it has an average plot, but Monique can act like a pro actress) because she was so natural. Look at her now: lot of tatoos, crampy hair, she looks like a worn-down whore in her late 50s.
4. Elder porn
Other things can fly.
 
1. Gynecological shots. Save it for the doctor. I don't need to see close ups.
2. Any focusing on the guy. I prefer girl on girl, but if there's a guy in it he's vicariously me and that illusion's shattered if I see or hear to much from him.
3. Too much spitting.
4. Guys that are aggressive or rough. I don't mind a bit of spanking, but grabbing, choking etc. No.
5. Smoking.
6. Cumming on her face. It just seems disrespectful.
 
Those ones where it's an 'orgy' except that there are only about two birds and about 15 men, and most of the men are standing around wanking.

If it's one like that, it goes straight off.

Not turned on by black people. I mean, a white guy shagging a black bird doesn't turn me on any more than a black guy shagging a white bird does. Both ways round, I just don't find them that aesthetically attractive.
 
I get turned off when a guy talks too much or is too visible in the scene. Watching a guy eat out a girl and sucking /playing with her tits is a turn off.
I also get turned on by the use of most vibrators and strap-ons.

Nah, the guy pleasuring the girl is a turn on for me.

I actually get turned off by endless blowjob sequences. I tend to skip through them.
 
I guess I'm going to repeat a lot of what other people have said, but here goes anyway.

With individual girls it's big/multiple tattoos, piercings (other than ears), fake tits or other obvious cosmetic surgery, spray-tans. I'm getting used to bellybutton piercings but I'd rather not see them; pierced nipples etc are still an instant turnoff for me.

With solo sets the worst are the ones that are just long-shots of the whole body over and over again. I also prefer the girl to start with clothes on in a "real" environment, not against a studio backdrop. Gimmicky outfits -- you know, santa suits, bunny ears etc -- switch me off, too.

With girl/girl it's lack of interest. So many "lesbian" scenes are incredibly stilted. If the girls don't seem to be into it I'm not likely to be either.

With girl/boy it's mainly the things people have already said: any suggestion of violence, degradation etc should be as off-limits as children or animals, period. This has spoiled a few GGG scenes for me; bukkake, if it's your thing, should be about worshipping the girl, not humiliating her or forcing her to do something nasty. As someone said above, the words "brutal" or "nasty" are a good sign I'm not going to like it. And by the way, I'm not talking about consensual BDSM here, which isn't my thing but I'm not knocking it.

The other things are more about personal taste. I don't find anal very interesting. I like clothes, teasng, a little foreplay: a scene that starts straight in misses an opportunity for me. There has to be a cumshot, and it annoys me if the film then immediately cuts -- I want to see the results. Too much focus on the guy doesn't work for me. Too much phoney "performance" is annoying and suggests the girl is bored and having to put it on. Scenes with girls who look too young, even if they're not, creep me out, especially when they're done up with pigtails and lollypops etc. No thanks.

I prefer not to have more than one guy in the movie. As someone said, while I'm watching that guy is me. I don't fantasize about scenarios where there's another guy. But I'm OK with you if you do :D
 
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