Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[Member2019]

Have to disagree ...

Indeed. Plain and SImple indeed. I actrually hate the overly beautiful, 'box cover art' girls from the big L.A. based porn studios like Vivid and such, cause I already know women like Krystal Steal wont swallow and are already legendary cum-dodgers. Pretty unsexy, if ya ask me, with them struggling to keep they're mouths shut and a pretty general disgusting look on they're face, as if the baby juice they have swalloed (pre-cum) is really all that worse.

I have to disagree.

One of the most beautiful, hourglass women that are my "kyptonite" and make me cum faster than I want is Kira Kener, formerly of Vivid. She was a cum dodger, and that bothered me none at all! I would so be kissing her while unloading, or at least looking at her in her eyes so I don't want her to shut them while taking any load.

But I'm not into facials at all. I know I'm in a very small minority. Doesn't mean I don't like a woman to give me oral, or even take me. But she's free to drool/spit it out away from her. Back all over her breasts is fine by me. And if not, that's fine as well.

In fact, as long as I get to eat her out, I'm satisfied. She need not reciprocate. Curves are my stimulus, and damn if Kira didn't have them all!

 

[britlover]

Re: Have to disagree ...

I have to disagree.

One of the most beautiful, hourglass women that are my "kyptonite" and make me cum faster than I want is Kira Kener, formerly of Vivid. She was a cum dodger, and that bothered me none at all! I would so be kissing her while unloading, or at least looking at her in her eyes so I don't want her to shut them while taking any load.

But I'm not into facials at all. I know I'm in a very small minority. Doesn't mean I don't like a woman to give me oral, or even take me. But she's free to drool/spit it out away from her. Back all over her breasts is fine by me. And if not, that's fine as well.

In fact, as long as I get to eat her out, I'm satisfied. She need not reciprocate. Curves are my stimulus, and damn if Kira didn't have them all!

Hey very cool, interesting responce.

I of course don't loathe *all* the bigger known, Box Art cover girls. Hell many of my favorites have graced them. But most I don't like. It's just a personal thing. I just don't really, really understand the cum dodging at all. Sure I know it probably doesn't taste good, unless a man is on an all-Pineapple diet, but I simply wish women in the industry would try it more. I prefer Facials, which is the prefered way I love to see a scene end. All over her tits as well is just as well, especially on the rae occasionas that they wanna scoop some up to eat that baby juice.

And I've also never been *that* find of very petite, too thin women. I have to have curves as well, and am admitedly a big BBW, Thick and also Hourglass figure chaser. I am VERY picky about my women, which is why I doubt I will ever get married in my life ...

 

[Bigoldowls]

I too do not like watching gangbangs and everything associated with them.

 

[JohnBurrows]

I've seen a few girls who are really cute girls, but when they open their mouth, they have these butt ugly crooked teeth.

Horrible teeth turn me off like nothing else.

 

[clogselfe]

vegetables, food (cakes ...), fist-fucking

 

[britlover]

I too do not like watching gangbangs and everything associated with them.

I hate to say what I just said a few days ago, but: Here here. *nods head in agreement*. Gang Bangs have never, and will never, be sexy.

And indeed: Anything with food an such, ect--a major turn off. Food is a great aphrodesiac, though, and always puts me in the mood, but in sexual scenes, oh God no ...

 

[D-rock]

Re: Have to disagree ...

I just don't really, really understand the cum dodging at all. Sure I know it probably doesn't taste good, unless a man is on an all-Pineapple diet, but I simply wish women in the industry would try it more.

To be fair to them, I would speculate that the majority of women in the world don't like having that done. :2 cents:

 

[Count Fuckula]

guys talking crap or being misogynistic

 

[yellowone]

I HATE it when the camera man shoots the guys face while he nuts.

I mean WTF is that about. I don't give a flyin F*&^ about him!

 

[britlover]

Re: Have to disagree ...

To be fair to them, I would speculate that the majority of women in the world don't like having that done. :2 cents:

And once again, a fair enough comment. BUT, remember, most porn is fantasy product (see the intelligent and kind words of quotes from BBW goddess Samantha Anderson on Boobpedia.org for more info of how I also feel and how good pornography attitudes should be from more female performers). And as such, there shouldn't been too much that a woman ISN'T willing to do. And by now, Facials are the profered finisher in most scenes. So many women need to get used to it. Just my own :2 cents: ...

*shrugs*

 

[britlover]

*BUMP*

I got to thinkin' about this after someone in the Favorite chicks thread wrote of a 'women on toilets' thread.

Oh my, I'm sorry, but I fucking *HATE* scenes that take place in the bathroom and in the shower, tubs and on accasion (I remember a few scenes, including one with Peter North doin' his usual legendary jizz thing all over one chick) visable toilets in the scenes and hardcore photo shoots.

Urgh. A first class turn off, I'm sorry. I use my bathroom's in my home for showering, brushing my teeth, shaving and to use the toilet like any other human being. I don't like to see the images and imagine the possible smells, if it hasn't recently been cleaned & bleached properly, and also the shower was *never* that erotic to me. So blah to that as well. I like to shower, towel off, and then quickly get out of the steamed bathroom. I also clean by showers with cleaning products regularly, so as to not feel filthy.

I tried making love to a girl only once, and at her request in which I didn't care all that much for (it was an ex), and I just didn't like it at all; rushing so we didn't run out of hot water, trying not to slip, ect. So no, didn't turn me on or do anything for me.

Toilets are a BIG fucking no-no to be seen. So over all, knock out the bathroom and restroom photo shoot shit ...

 

[MrZiggles]

fake tits and golden showers

 

[dave_rhino]

I tried making love to a girl only once

I appreciate your honesty :1orglaugh

 

[squallumz]

big drooping balls. yuck.

 

[placenta]

Two more things-

I am tired of the meathead rock soundtracks/music that most DVD's open with- the over the top crunching guitar garbage stuff... Please- enough.

ALSO- the gagging blowjob: (that results in the gag reflex, a freaky amount of drool/saliva, watery-red eyes and eye make up everywhere)...
Prime Example: Hillary Scott; note to Hillary- you are soooooo smoking hot; I have the biggest crush on you; your scenes are soooo much hotter when you DO NOT do the drool/gag/choke BJ routine!!! Trust Me!!!

 

[historylover]

I agree - if a woman's gagging, how can either of us be enjoying it?

 

[britlover]

I appreciate your honesty :1orglaugh

IN THE SHOWER ONCE, my friend ...

 

[tubuler]

I agree - if a woman's gagging, how can either of us be enjoying it?

Trust me, I can enjoy it. Don't care if she does.

As far as my porn turn offs go, they are as follows.

Prolapses
Rosebudding assholes
shit stained cum dripping out of assholes
small dicks
large clits that look like little dicks
bukkake
gangbangs with more than 5 guys
old bitches
old dudes fucking young bitches
and those huge moles all over Rita Faltoyanos body.

 

[historylover]

I cannot enjoy something which obviously makes the beauty uncomfortable - like a 13 incher going balls-deep in her ass.

I don't like how accents can ruin some line readings. This IS porn, but still...

 

[thegod]

spitting

hate it