Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[gengiskhan]

when a guy kisses a girl after -

A) sucking someones dick ( not necessarily his own!)

B) A facial

it enough to make you want to :crash:

 

[SBTNW]

call me insane, but i hate BITES.
in any part of the body.

 

[Whazoo]

I really have to agree with most turn-offs mentioned.

May I add the following:
- Scene edits: The less a scene is edited, the better. Watching a take being repeated three times in black & white and slow motion makes me wanna zap to MTV.
- Girl licking guys' hairy butts: Occurs a lot in gangbang movies and is a BIG turn-off.
- Girl removing fancy stockings when a dick appears on screen.

 

[nealdrox]

Smoking,scars on boobs,old guys fucking extremely hot chicks.

 

[Marlo Manson]

major turn off's: things I can't stand:

ugly girls
fat girls
fake tits *way to big*
scarred tits
shoes on girls
sox on girls
when the girl isn't barefoot *fishnets only exception*
girls with ugly feet *usually isn't an issue IMO*
barefoot guys
close up of guys face
anytime you just see the guy
girls wearing glasses
girls with ugly hair
girls with ugly or un-natural body parts
girls with sores on her ass; her face or
anywhere on her body
girls with bad acne

well thats all I think of right now!! I am sure their are a other automatic and instant turn offs that I can't think of right now!!

eric

 

[britlover]

Plain and Simple- girls that can't handle a facial! You know the types; they take a huge load to the face; keep their mouth welded shut and pray for the camera fade out (while trying to fight the gag/throw-up reflex).
Krystal Steal is a great example...

*applaudes*

Indeed. Plain and SImple indeed. I actrually hate the overly beautiful, 'box cover art' girls from the big L.A. based porn studios like Vivid and such, cause I already know women like Krystal Steal wont swallow and are already legendary cum-dodgers. Pretty unsexy, if ya ask me, with them struggling to keep they're mouths shut and a pretty general disgusting look on they're face, as if the baby juice they have swalloed (pre-cum) is really all that worse. It's like "Hey sister, ia ya didn't wanna do this, then don't put yourself in this particular situation". It's like what, are they trying to be one of those quote un-quote "Save somethinig for the bredroom" type adult film stars ? Pretty pathetic, if so. I say swallow if you want that pay check, ladies! Just a simple request.

I also loathe:

Pussy eating (eww, fuckin' gross)

I can do without Anal. I honestly don't mind or care, but I have just never seen the appeal.

Too much God damn male talking from the camera man/Gonzo interviewer, or the lucky dude fuckin' her. Both of them need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Urgh ...

 

[Portillo]

ass to mouth
not only is that shit nasty but unhealthy
what the fuck?

I agree absolutely. I also hate spitting and pissing.:crash:

 

[britlover]

I agree absolutely. I also hate spitting and pissing.:crash:

I also agree. Don't know about anyone else, but when in Clerks II in the movie, when the characters were having a silly but honest to God discussion on the logistics of Ass-To-Mouth sex, I was actually going along with Dante in exclaiming "Fuck, you *never* go ass-to-mouth!" ...

 

[Junkee69]

First of all: Brutality!!! I think the acting becomes harder and harder. This is absolutely not necessary! I also hate fisting, golden shower and all this as-to-mouth-shit. I hate too much surgery (Krystal Steal was so pretty before, Krisztina Bella is an example as well). I am sure, I forgot some things.

 

[METAL HEAD]

lately shitty backround music
horror porn (don't really have to explain)
if they focus more on the guy then the girl
out of line dirty talk
boring storylines
beastality (same as above)

 

[squallumz]

when they fuck up the editing. like badly. u know what i mean.

sexample: hes giving a blowjob with clothes on. then she takes em off. then all of the sudden shes wearing them again. its like, WTF!

 

[CunningStunts]

Whenever the girl(s) don't look like they are having fun... especially when they look like they are being forced to do something they do NOT want to do. I don't get off on that...

 

[sputnikgirl]

Excessively LOUD moaning, especially in threesomes where you feel trapped in a sound chamber of craziness.

 

[METAL HEAD]

long masterbation
girl with over 200 guys
shitty acting
shemales
i don't like it either when girls are forced to do thing's don't like.
too much gagging
females who act like they are 18 but thier not.

 

[britlover]

I have to agree:

Gang Bangs don't do shit for me.

Example: I am a pretty big Jasmine St. Claire fan, and I once 'barrowed' an old VHS tape of her 200-or-so plus (or 300; whatever) from a neighbour when I was much younger from the duplex next door that we shared. And I chouldn't believe how much I just didn't get into it and was not interested in it.

I mean I love the sweet las (although maybe I shouldn't say it that way--a had a friend meet her at a heavy metal music fest and said she was pretty cool, but a lot of people say she is a stuck on herself bitch ect), but I am just not into super long lines (seeing it) of guys waiting to get sucked, or to stick it in a free hole where dozens of other cocks have been, and she has both hands full of cock, and jizz is flying from too many dudes, and she called several guys 'Asshole' if I remember correctly (though they were pinching and twisting her tit implants way too hard and being disrespectfull),ect. And of course, Ron Jeremy interviewing the fluff ladies/blowjob girls and doin' his lousy stand up comedy routine pretty much killed it for me.

I expected so much more to be turned on my this big sexual 'event' from a porn star who I always wanted to see more of and make it big, and I don't know---just sort of deppressed me at age 13 or 14 when I saw it ... *shrugs*

PS: Indeed. Overly long Masterbation scenes from women do absolutely *nothing* really for me. Don't know why. To each they're own.

 

[PotBuck]

I absolutely hate those College vids, you know the ones where theres like twenty idiots shouting and hollaring while some chick is getting boned. Yuck.

Gangbangs don't do it for me either. Horrible tit jobs.

 

[METAL HEAD]

boring sex
lack of new ideas
fake plotlines that seem really fake and unbelieveable
if both parties have something remotely wrong or abnormal on thier body's
tattoo's everywhere or in places they dont really need to be even if thier stupid or not even great to look at on flim at all thier is no need for them.
undescrible object's being used by females untill the end of the vid wtf?
them trying to talk out what are already doing while doing it. YAWN !!!
really and i mean REALLY HUGE TITES.

 

[WheresDave]

Braces!

 

[hedonis]

Pussy eating (eww, fuckin' gross)

Women must love you, then...

 

[britlover]

Women must love you, then...

*lol* Well at least I admit what I am not into and into doin', ect. Not sorry. And re-checking the thread, at least 3 or 4 times, it seem's that I am not the only one in which seeing guys and even other women going down on girls turns me off. Interestingly enough ...