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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

britlover

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You guys were dogging on Dirty Sanchez a couple of pages back. Couldn't agree more. I actually really enjoy some of the Bang Bros sites, they get some great girls; but when they pull that shit where they're just mean to chicks because they're bored, or just some juvenile shit, I regret ever having shelled out a single dollar. For a while there, one of the camera guys, Sanchez maybe, got into doing a heavy metal dirty vocals style scream pointlessly during the scene and then giggling like he'd done something creative. He totally fucked up a scene with Tia Sweets on Ballhoneys.

Yup I fully agree. Sanchez desurves all the scorn thrown opun him, and then some.

Now the many BangBros sites are usually smokin' hot with some of the hottest adult talent. But Sanchez, however, is truely fuckin' annoying. So many of they're scenes would work better without him in it ...
 
-Implants
-Poop/pissing
-More cock than pussy
-Camera guy filming more guy than girl...
-when the girl laughs (not smile) in the middle of it...
 
lesbian pussy grinding
Fisting
small dicks
over-acting
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Not so much as a turn-off, but a dislike.
Spitting on the cock or pussy, it shows a sign of disrespect. If you want to get it wet, honey, put it in your mouth....
How almost every video now is MMF. Honestly, what happened to FFM?
And would it hurt them to smile?
And no, you don't have to give the pretty girl a facial everytime, you jackass.

But I guess instantly would be....
Throat gagging, the vomiting.
Face slapping.
The guy talking or showing too much of him. That's not why I'm watching.
Large amount of piercings or tattoos, and bruises.
 
I know porn is not really designed for two people to show the 'love' aspect of sex but I think a lot of porn is very neanderthalish. It borderlines on primitive the way some of the scenes are shot. Basically most pornos look like a guy is banging a bag of potatoes (who just happens to be a woman). There seems to be no desire or anything love or lustful present it's just go in there, hit the record button, shove your cock into a girl, and finish up.
I remember once in a Jon Yuma film called 'Orgy' I think, right at the end of the film there are is an orgy going on in one part of the room but on the other side of the room there is just a male and female couple having sex on their own. You can really see that the couple were really into each other, they were hugging and kissing right the way through. When the guy cums he embraces the girl. You get a sense that it was almost a real couple having sex for the first time. Its funny to see the other performers in the film looking at them in shock because the couple were so into each other.
 

britlover

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Not so much as a turn-off, but a dislike.
Spitting on the cock or pussy, it shows a sign of disrespect. If you want to get it wet, honey, put it in your mouth....
How almost every video now is MMF. Honestly, what happened to FFM?
And would it hurt them to smile?
And no, you don't have to give the pretty girl a facial everytime, you jackass.

But I guess instantly would be....
Throat gagging, the vomiting.
Face slapping.
The guy talking or showing too much of him. That's not why I'm watching.
Large amount of piercings or tattoos, and bruises.

Yup, all great things to list that annoys the living fuck out of me. Currently, the hardcore scene of L.A. is pretty hyper-annoying. I wish it chould go back tot he mid and late '90s look and feel, for whatever I truely mean by that.

Yeah I'm also tired-as-fuck of the MMF scenes. I would much prefer a three-some with two women and a man, so I can imagine myself in the lucky lad's shoes. Can't stomach all of the huge demand in photo shoots and hardcore scenes with too many men in it. I chould imagine myself as a performer as it's actually a fantasy of mine to one day run our own site with a woman and shoot regularly for it and up-date. But not with multiple men. Fuck I chould never work around that.

And yes, I'm sick og the spitting on the cocks from women, the guy's (and sometme's women) spitting between they're tits for a wel oiled tit-job and spitting in pussies and assholes for better lube. So, like what? The real stuff provided like KY or Astro-Glide isn't good enough for them ? :confused: I also agree: It's like "Just put it in your mouth, sweetie--hell, it's what your over payed for anyone, since women in the films make much more then us men, anyhow".

Throat-gagging and such: Most definately sickening. Facial Abuse.com is probably the most sickeing and degradeful shit out there. Don't know how they stay in business. Honestly, who gets off to that shit ? Meh, to each they're own, I guess ...
 
When the guy(s) won't shut up.

Seriously.

The pro-am sites have some very hot talents, but does the entire camera crew need to provide running commentary? Those clowns are worse than Monday Night Football's bunch...

Shut up and let the couple do their thing!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Women who remind me of my mother.
 
I hate:

- Music that overwhelms the sex sounds...not the talking but the sounds the bodies make.
- Video effects that affect the action.
- Lethargic performers
- Overly vocal performers ESPECIALLY when the action doesn't warrant it.
- Girls that did perform gonzo several times, then refuse to do the same style of scene when they become a name...

The Satyr Icon
 
Loud music sucks. Slow-motion things and similar effects suck. Excessive hollering and shouting sucks. Farting, pissing and anything related to those kinds of bodily functions suck. Excessive closeups suck - there has to be closeups, but not for the length of the entire scene. Positions that look like you could break your neck or other body parts doing it suck.
 
Not so much as a turn-off, but a dislike.
Spitting on the cock or pussy, it shows a sign of disrespect. If you want to get it wet, honey, put it in your mouth....


Yeah. For example: Lanny Barbie is great, but I don't like the spitting. She does it almast by every man, I believe....
 
Throat-fucking, I believe they call it. I see that in a porno and it just sickens me. Whoever invented that bullshit should be shot.
 

lone gunman

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Chico Wang,the Diabolic videos director,talking.I can`t watch porn for days.
 
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