Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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1) Any sort of music - hey we dont play music when having sex
2) Little bit of groaning from the girl is OK and seems realistic - but too much of it becomes unbearable.
3) I would like to see most sex scenes in bedroom. Other places just dont bring out the sexual feeling.
4) Dont mix lesbian stuff with non-lesbian in the same movie. I avoid movies that has any lesbian stuff.
5) Girls bringing out plastic stuff in heterosexual scenes.
6) Scenes that have more than 1 guy and 1 girl. Every video should cater to a single category of taste.
7) Dont waste my time with storylines longer than 2 minutes.
8) Changing camera angles often and using headache-causing camera angles.
2) Little bit of groaning from the girl is OK and seems realistic - but too much of it becomes unbearable.
3) I would like to see most sex scenes in bedroom. Other places just dont bring out the sexual feeling.
4) Dont mix lesbian stuff with non-lesbian in the same movie. I avoid movies that has any lesbian stuff.
5) Girls bringing out plastic stuff in heterosexual scenes.
6) Scenes that have more than 1 guy and 1 girl. Every video should cater to a single category of taste.
7) Dont waste my time with storylines longer than 2 minutes.
8) Changing camera angles often and using headache-causing camera angles.
A turn off would be a guy eating out a girl. I wanna see that pussy get pounded or another girl making a meal out of it. You got a tool, guy. Use it.
Another, more of an annoyance, really, is when the guy is in the way or when the camera guy doesn't know how to hold a fucking camera. What the hell is going through his head? "She's taking it hard in the ass. Let's sit back a ways and get a shot of the guys leg. That's so really hot. Check out that man leg!" or "God, that chick is hot! Oh my God, I so wanna get a shot...of the guy's face! That would be cool. Because that's what every straight guy watching this porno wants. He wants to see this guy's face while he makes out some facial expressions similar to my constipated grandfather while on the crapper. This **** is so hot!"
At least that's what I think could be the case. Not quite sure though.
Another, more of an annoyance, really, is when the guy is in the way or when the camera guy doesn't know how to hold a fucking camera. What the hell is going through his head? "She's taking it hard in the ass. Let's sit back a ways and get a shot of the guys leg. That's so really hot. Check out that man leg!" or "God, that chick is hot! Oh my God, I so wanna get a shot...of the guy's face! That would be cool. Because that's what every straight guy watching this porno wants. He wants to see this guy's face while he makes out some facial expressions similar to my constipated grandfather while on the crapper. This **** is so hot!"
At least that's what I think could be the case. Not quite sure though.
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zooming in on guys instead of the really hot chicks faces
Seeing the female performer in a really uncomfortable situation like a DP scene when really you know she is new to it and it's hurting.
I find the above camera dilemma completely annoying with Doggystyle. I don't want to see Doggystyle shot from the back so all we see is the guy's ass taking up the frame. Doggystyle looks best from the side or front shot (which is under-used,imo). We can see the cock action from the side view or if the director wants to show cock action..try getting a camera from above..that might be interesting. The other problem with the back view in doggy is it allows the chick's face and tits to be basically hidden...which kinda collapses the whole "porn" thing...
Boob-job scarring makes me go limp..=(
I **** the food scenes too and appreciate the use of the word rubbish!:thumbsup:
-- Janet Jacme's loud ass moaning and groaning
-- Ava Devine post-boob job flicks
-- Ava Devine getting fucked until her asshole falls out
-- "Ghetto Gaggers"
-- Shitting, ***********, *****, guts, girls that resemble **** and teenagers
-- MILF flicks (this is getting old, literally)
-- Jeannie Pepper's tired ass in flicks (retire, goddamnit)
-- Nina Hartley's tired ass in flicks (give it a rest, boo)
-- Ava Devine post-boob job flicks
-- Ava Devine getting fucked until her asshole falls out
-- "Ghetto Gaggers"
-- Shitting, ***********, *****, guts, girls that resemble **** and teenagers
-- MILF flicks (this is getting old, literally)
-- Jeannie Pepper's tired ass in flicks (retire, goddamnit)
-- Nina Hartley's tired ass in flicks (give it a rest, boo)
Sick fugger!Nothing turns me off instantly! Seriously. If it's sick and/or distrubing, I just close the window and move on! Nothing surprises me anymore! Which is actually kinda sad
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