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Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

I don't like it when dudes shove their fingers into a pussy and churn it hard...like they're making butter...it looks painful and un-hawt..Fisting is also seriously not interesting looking.

Usually it's lez porn or MMF scene where one girl munches and fingers another where I find oral and manual pussy stimulation to be hot looking...
 
For me, it's got to be that stupid grin that you pretty much see on every chick's face when she's getting drilled. Doesn't matter how, 1 on 1, DP, whatever...when I see some chick grinning or smiling it just becomes so unrealistic. I mean, when does it become "funny" getting nailed.

just don't get it, me. :dunno:

I'm mostly talking about pictorial sets, because that's where the majority of THAT happens.

List yours.

haha yeah i know what you mean. but sometimes i laugh and so does my gf during. only coz we are in the moment and say silly things lol!
 
#1 Fakeness. In any form, but especially when it's a girl moaning & groaning all fake.

#2 The guy's face. I understand, porn is for women too, and I'm sure that women must like to look at some men... but an extended close-up of a male pornstar's face is just disgusting (even my girlfriend agrees).

#3 Plot. Porn, to me, is about fucking. Add a plot and it becomes a movie with fucking in it, not a movie about fucking.
 

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dave_rhino

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Zuleidy aka Little Lupe

http://meatforcash.com/galleries/hardcore/private/39/index79.html
http://galleries.littlelupe.com/00630235-01-12/combo/24/index.php

I'm probably gonna pi$$ off fans of LL, but here goes...I know they're one and the same woman, but while the first pic of Zuleidy in latex looks hot, the concept of Little Lupe just feels wrong...

Yup, I prefer to not watch children have sex.

I don't give a fuck if she's "old enough".

If it looks, tastes, and smells like chicken, then it's chicken...
 

britlover

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Basketball-sized Tits: The recent "new & improved", though I don't think so and hate her current look, Daphne Rosen comes to mind. I'm really very much sick & tired of seeing very attractive young ladies in the industry, ruining they're body types for years at a time, with un-wanted plastic surgery as a whole, actually (such as Daphne's fake lips) just to appear more sensual/exotic or younger, whatever, ect. There is no need. You will continue to do modeling and now website work and Hardcore as long as you have a resume and look for it and have a sexual appetite.

Always such a shame when women go plastic/silicone when there is no real need. Especially a shame with Daphne since her previous implants were fine for her older body type. Ah well.

Lesbian Scenes: Do nothing for me. I was relived when I read through this thread yet again and I saw I wasn't the only one in which Lesbian-ism does absolutely nothin' for me.

Cum-dodging. Hey sweetie, if you didn't wanna taste & feel the baby gravy, then you should have taken a job at Hollywood Video or makin' Blizzards at Dairy Queen. Sorry if I come off sounding like a prick, but it's incredibly silly when many of us, who love to see the Facial's as the prefered finishers, still see women who only want it on they're stomaches' and sometimes tits (I kinda prefer that as well) or who jerk the guy's off onto the floor. Swallow, take it on the face, or just go home, sweetie. I think I've seen one chick who did DP work and also a full 30 minute scene, and still jacked the guy off in both vids. As if the double pussy & ass fucking, coupled with all of the sucking, wouldn't give you an STD that the cum would. Ridiculous ...
 
The dude's face when he's cumming. Who wants to see that? Also hate any shit looking up at a dude's nuts. Who wants to see that?
 

britlover

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The dude's face when he's cumming. Who wants to see that? Also hate any shit looking up at a dude's nuts. Who wants to see that?

Yeah, indeed. The 'cock worshipping' of the camera just gettin' all up into the lucky buff bastard's cock & ball sack and his hairy legs, ect. Also the "Ohh!" face shots totally kill the mood indeed. It's like "Doesn't the editor know what makes a good porno ? Who is this made for?". By the way, everyone into the late/great stand up comedian Bill Hicks (RIP) should see the rare footage of him hosting the AVN's on YouTube and talking, as he so often did, about the adult film industry. It's golden stuff ...
 
This isn't necessarily as sexual act that turns me off per say,but one of my biggest pet peeves is when a girl changes her name every month and has collected 5 to 10 different aliases.I find that really annoying and unnecessary.I mean c'mon,pick a name and stick with it.

One thing that I find pretty stupid is when a girl is suckin' dick with her lips curled over her teeth.It just looks really stupid and un-sexy.Dasha used to blow like this in her earlies stuff but some one gave her some lessons or something because she figured out how to suck dick the right way now.

I also am not a big fan of lezbo scenes.There's only maybe one or two girl/girl scenes that I have found to be really hot,the rest have been boring fast forward material.
 

britlover

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young grils with old guys not my thing

Yeah, I've seen a few of those sites on link sites. I'm really into MILFs, but this new trend of younger girls (very young it seem's) with really old guys in they're 60s and slightly older is indeed pretty gross ...
 
The dude's face when he's cumming. Who wants to see that? Also hate any shit looking up at a dude's nuts. Who wants to see that?

Agreed. Peter North is just plain fugly and if he's cumming its even worse.

And also when guys are missing when cumming. FFS how difficult is it. If you're aiming in the genreal direction of her face, make sure you hit it.
 
Tatoos, especially on the guys not so much the women. Fat tatooed guys even if they are fucking the hottest women on the planet its a turn off.
 
I haven't noticed anyone else mentioning this. But that goddamn fly that tries to get in on the action in so many outdoor scene really friggin bothers me. I immediately start thinking, "What could be attracting that bastard in there to try to fly up that pretty girl's snatch?" I mean, I know it's very likely not poor hygeine, but still...

Also, dudes wearing socks during a scene where traction is not an issue. ...or shoes, either. ...or both. Where are these bastards raised?

Also, gagging, barfing, etc. And I don't really care for anal sex. So, I guess anything related to the digestive system, either end, is out for me.

Bored chicks. Get a job you like, eh?

You guys were dogging on Dirty Sanchez a couple of pages back. Couldn't agree more. I actually really enjoy some of the Bang Bros sites, they get some great girls; but when they pull that shit where they're just mean to chicks because they're bored, or just some juvenile shit, I regret ever having shelled out a single dollar. For a while there, one of the camera guys, Sanchez maybe, got into doing a heavy metal dirty vocals style scream pointlessly during the scene and then giggling like he'd done something creative. He totally fucked up a scene with Tia Sweets on Ballhoneys.
 
Another, more of an annoyance, really, is when the guy is in the way or when the camera guy doesn't know how to hold a fucking camera. What the hell is going through his head? "She's taking it hard in the ass. Let's sit back a ways and get a shot of the guys leg. That's so really hot. Check out that man leg!" or "God, that chick is hot! Oh my God, I so wanna get a shot...of the guy's face! That would be cool. Because that's what every straight guy watching this porno wants. He wants to see this guy's face while he makes out some facial expressions similar to my constipated grandfather while on the crapper. This shit is so hot!"

At least that's what I think could be the case. Not quite sure though.

Pretty goddamn funny, friend. :rofl:
 
When it shows the guys face for more than a few seconds. Watching them give the girl oral is pretty unattractive to me as well.
 
When the men for some reason feel they are more important to the movie than they really are and have to do or say something stupid or annoying to make themselves known. Basically the ones that haven't figured out that people don't give a damn about them.
 
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