The WTF? - Files..

[garlic]

Lawnmower wouldn't start, so he shot it.

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/297939

 

[tunsty]

Bad: Plane crashes

Good: Lifeboat and Helicopter race to the scene

WTF?: False alarm... it was two inflatable penguins!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2939715.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[slowhand]

Peru wants jail for nude woman using flag as saddle


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080724/od_nm/model_flag_dc;_ylt=AoCqFO_bMD.pay4HOYQfbAISH9EA


Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080723/od_nm/chicken_dc;_ylt=AkRDNms7JlvTIV3QGDdq8foSH9EA

 

[tunsty]

Arab Sheik sends his Lamborghini in for a sevice...
just a 6'500 mile trip to Britain
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1493291.ece



Man abuses speed limit/self.. decides to film the occasion.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/07/31/4887_ntnews.html


Oh, the irony..
Pest controller gets lost in desert.
Stays alive by eating.... yup, bugs.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2947603.html?menu=news.quirkies


German family buy tank to do the shopping..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2944391.html?menu=news.quirkies
Local Polish shopkeepers decide to sell-up.

 

[dick van cock]

CARS FRIED IN BARBECUE BLAZE

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,552824,00.html

Cat Gets Mailed across Germany

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,565019,00.html

 

[tunsty]

Truck carrying ICBM overturns.. fails to go boom:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7524637.stm
Lex Luthor unavailable for comment.

 

[slowhand]

Man tells 911 slot machine stole his money

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080805/ap_on_fe_st/911_casino_call;_ylt=ArRXxg.Jp9V7RaKyLDor_13tiBIF



Wily sea lion slips aboard family's Wash. sailboa


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_unwanted_sea_lion;_ylt=AlVvTqX9IixBecMRDWYjz9ntiBIF

 

[slowhand]

Man says he's porn inspector demands free videos


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080812/ap_on_fe_st/odd_porn_inspector;_ylt=Ail.QaHgqTtL.A28PaSamqPtiBIF



Winnie-the-Pooh held for Tokyo robbery




http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080812/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_japan_crime;_ylt=AjJQkJ2NjRNF1O5SsV96n4TtiBIF

 

[Mickey Knox]

Pensioners in booze and sex rampage at Dumfries care home
[Link]
Good on em :thefinger

 

[tunsty]

Giant Turd leaves trail of destruction..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2965023.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[slowhand]

Buy evidence of my husband's adultery on eBay


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080813/od_nm/adultery_knickers_dc;_ylt=AlI2c05Sm2HdoDG_hSd_pwQSH9EA

 

[slowhand]

Confused sea turtles march into restaurant


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080818...aly_turtles;_ylt=Ar42ruSOb.YXWRgKNddqo8HtiBIF


Teen trying to burn spiders sets home on fire



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080818/ap_on_fe_st/odd_spider_fire;_ylt=Ak4puKxBPgQizBiBLpcs.JrtiBIF

 

[doobi]

these are bizarre! how in the world you get all these links? thanks for the upload

 

[tunsty]

these are bizarre! how in the world you get all these links? thanks for the upload

I get all my links from the ole Interwebnet..

Slowhand just picks a day at random from his diary.






School girl breaks record for snails on her face..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...world-record-lets-25-snails-slither-face.html


Airline loses luggage, Body... WAIT, WHAT?, BODY ??
http://www.nypost.com/seven/0909200...28154.htm?CMP=EMC-email_edition&DATE=09092008


Bad: Man eats 23'000 BigMacs

Worse: He's sad enough to keep every receipt

WTF: No sign of him dying anytime soon
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3002886.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[tunsty]

One of my previous posts.. totally fucked up by this new pornstar link-naming thingy ->http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1608538&postcount=290


Man killed by pornstar... lol:1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Good News: Irish Police finally track down worst driver in Ireland - His name is 'Prawo Jazdy'

Bad News: They are powerless to arrest him.

WTF?: 'Prawo Jazdy' is Polish for 'Driving licence' :1orglaugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7899171.stm



Another fugitive 'Tim O'Tei' was last seen in a hairdressers in Limerick...




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Man Utd fan duped into online affair with non-existent woman..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3203285.html?menu=news.quirkies

Good ole scouse tricksters.. :1orglaugh:hatsoff:




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Farmer gets a nice cosy fire going... in his fridge.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3198559.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[tunsty]

Guy creates blog...

of himself running away from his camera.
http://runningfromcamera.blogspot.com/




*note to guy - lose some fucking weight.. you'll get further

 

[tunsty]

Pub owner asks young guy to put the day's taking in a safe place..

Does he put it:

A) In a safe
B) In a bank
C) In a hot oven

As this is the 'WTF?' files, you can probably guess which..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3210996.html?menu=news.quirkies



Pig burns down house.. saves own bacon by hiding in a bath
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3207486.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[D-rock]

Pub owner asks young guy to put the day's taking in a safe place..

Does he put it:

A) In a safe
B) In a bank
C) In a hot oven

As this is the 'WTF?' files, you can probably guess which..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3210996.html?menu=news.quirkies



Pig burns down house.. saves own bacon by hiding in a bath
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3207486.html?menu=news.quirkies

I hope that guy never has to take care of children and keep them safe.

 

[Facetious]

Only A Suspect -

A 28-year-old man fell more than 20 feet from a catwalk on a road sign hanging over the Palmetto Expressway where the expressway crosses 826 near Bird Road and Southwest Miami-Dade at about 1 a.m.“We did find a spray bottle … spray can next to the victim,” trooper Francisco Lozano of the FHP said. “He may have been up there tagging the sign.

You Think ? Maybe the fact that the guy was later identified to be a whopping 28 years young was some doubt cast that he wasn't tagging. :updown: :wtf:

The whole enchilada here