The WTF? - Files..

[garlic]

Lawnmower wouldn't start, so he shot it.

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[tunsty]

Bad: Plane crashes

Good: Lifeboat and Helicopter race to the scene

WTF?: False alarm... it was two inflatable penguins!

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[slowhand]

Peru wants jail for nude woman using flag as saddle


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Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital



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[tunsty]

Arab Sheik sends his Lamborghini in for a sevice...
just a 6'500 mile trip to Britain
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Man ****** speed limit/self.. decides to film the occasion.
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Oh, the irony..
Pest controller gets lost in desert.
Stays alive by eating.... yup, bugs.
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German ****** buy tank to do the shopping..
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Local Polish shopkeepers decide to sell-up.

 

[dick van cock]

CARS FRIED IN BARBECUE BLAZE

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Cat Gets Mailed across Germany

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[tunsty]

Truck carrying ICBM overturns.. fails to go boom:
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Lex Luthor unavailable for comment.

 

[slowhand]

Man tells 911 slot machine stole his money

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Wily sea lion slips aboard ******'s Wash. sailboa


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[slowhand]

Man says he's porn inspector demands free videos


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Winnie-the-Pooh held for Tokyo robbery




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[Mickey Knox]

Pensioners in ***** and sex rampage at Dumfries care home
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Good on em :thefinger

 

[tunsty]

Giant Turd leaves trail of destruction..
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[slowhand]

Buy evidence of my husband's adultery on eBay


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[slowhand]

Confused sea turtles march into restaurant


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Teen trying to burn spiders sets home on fire



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[doobi]

these are bizarre! how in the world you get all these links? thanks for the upload

 

[tunsty]

these are bizarre! how in the world you get all these links? thanks for the upload

I get all my links from the ole Interwebnet..

Slowhand just picks a day at random from his diary.






School girl breaks record for snails on her face..
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Airline loses luggage, Body... WAIT, WHAT?, BODY ??
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Bad: Man eats 23'000 BigMacs

Worse: He's sad enough to keep every receipt

WTF: No sign of him dying anytime soon
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[tunsty]

One of my previous posts.. totally fucked up by this new pornstar link-naming thingy -> Premium Link Upgrade


Man ****** by pornstar... lol:1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Good News: Irish Police finally track down worst driver in Ireland - His name is 'Prawo Jazdy'

Bad News: They are powerless to arrest him.

WTF?: 'Prawo Jazdy' is Polish for 'Driving licence' :1orglaugh

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Another fugitive 'Tim O'Tei' was last seen in a hairdressers in Limerick...




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Man Utd fan duped into online affair with non-existent woman..
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Good ole scouse tricksters.. :1orglaugh:hatsoff:




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Farmer gets a nice cosy fire going... in his fridge.
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[tunsty]

Guy creates blog...

of himself running away from his camera.
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*note to guy - lose some fucking weight.. you'll get further

 

[tunsty]

Pub owner asks young guy to put the day's taking in a safe place..

Does he put it:

A) In a safe
B) In a bank
C) In a hot oven

As this is the 'WTF?' files, you can probably guess which..
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Pig burns down house.. saves own bacon by hiding in a bath
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[D-rock]

Pub owner asks young guy to put the day's taking in a safe place..

Does he put it:

A) In a safe
B) In a bank
C) In a hot oven

As this is the 'WTF?' files, you can probably guess which..
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Pig burns down house.. saves own bacon by hiding in a bath
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I hope that guy never has to take care of ******** and keep them safe.

 

[Facetious]

Only A Suspect -

A 28-year-old man fell more than 20 feet from a catwalk on a road sign hanging over the Palmetto Expressway where the expressway crosses 826 near Bird Road and Southwest Miami-Dade at about 1 a.m.“We did find a spray bottle … spray can next to the victim,” trooper Francisco Lozano of the FHP said. “He may have been up there tagging the sign.

You Think ? Maybe the fact that the guy was later identified to be a whopping 28 years young was some doubt cast that he wasn't tagging. :updown: :wtf:

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