The WTF? - Files..

[slowhand]

It's a bird... it's a plane... no, It's a Helicockter!

funniest video you'll see in the next five minutes..
http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/

Ha ha I seen it all.

 

[slowhand]

$175 burger you want gold with that

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080520/od_nm/hamburger_dc;_ylt=AkmlSCPBW247iAC0zJS78mys0NUE

 

[tunsty]

Man has sex with 1000 cars..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...an-admits-/'having-sex/'-with-1,000-cars.html
Remember the old saying "If it has tits or wheels, it WILL give you trouble"?

I don't whether this guy is any better off shagging a bird or a Thunderbird.




Woman fined £265... for putting her dustbin out early.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2864201.html?menu=news.quirkies


Italian man arrested, for photographing womens butts.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2851610.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[slowhand]

Car thief held after stand-off with boars


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080523/od_nm/germany_boars_odd_dc;_ylt=An0_sUJ67LIu51VFbIoC1H.s0NUE

Guy loses lawsuit over fly in bottle of water


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080523/od_nm/fly_odd_dc;_ylt=AlGjtgZpKJuR.hI8500_YDCs0NUE

 

[slowhand]

"Flintstones" arrested in car emissions protest



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080527/od_nm/emissions_flintstones_dc;_ylt=ArDxOeV8xVtsUsmQBfu.ybjtiBIF


Man accused of stealing bracelet and swallowing it


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hungry_thief;_ylt=Apm7GtK.xPctw2wR3SnYdRztiBIF

 

[D-rock]

I don't whether this guy is any better off shagging a bird or a Thunderbird.

I guess it all depends on whether he let the exhaust pipe cool down first. :dunno::1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Hot tailpipe is the least of your worries.
It's the 'Sooty Foreskin' that is the problem..

 

[slowhand]

Police say red dye pack exploded in man's pants



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080603/ap_on_fe_st/odd_dye_pack_pants;_ylt=AmpRKP6xS8Zc4H1wxmJz2sTtiBIF


Japan man discovers woman living in his closet


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080530/od_nm/closet_odd_dc;_ylt=AqpFnF9ZdZkX7UxXuFMFxzntiBIF

 

[tunsty]

Man injures arse whilst Mooning:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-06-03-09-39-41



Bad News: Woman mugs old man

Good News: She is caught and wrestled to the ground by another 71yr old man.... In a wheelchair!.
http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?S=8413986

I think you need to re-think your line of work, honey.:2 cents:

 

[tunsty]

Chinese man sticks 2008 needles in his head, to celebrate the Olympics. With Pic!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...n-his-head-to-mark-Beijing-Olympic-Games.html

He's entered for the 100m hospital blood transfusion sprint.



Pole dancer strips off, on the underground.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2878684.html?menu=news.quirkies


Racehorse banned for having a rude name..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2873980.html?menu=news.quirkies



Dumbass Crooks No:267
Bad: Burglars break into house.

Badder: The house is occupied.

WTF?: It was full of Police Officers doing a drugs-raid, but the robbers still managed to escape...


Chief Wiggum Impressed.

 

[slowhand]

Thief buries 1.5 million euros in park

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080609/od_nm/thief_dc;_ylt=AvCy8QqQA6cVKiKaaXkWe4ms0NUE


Scientists find monkeys who know how to fish


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080610...ng_macaques;_ylt=AumhFxs0h7.6XN.WEOBVhk3tiBIF



Lost cameras "phone home" to catch thieves



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080606/od_nm/pluggedin_dc;_ylt=AjAo3a_ns7wFCeZpahqLqMbtiBIF

 

[tunsty]

Dumbass Crooks No:267
Bad: Burglars break into house.

Badder: The house is occupied.

WTF?: It was full of Police Officers doing a drugs-raid, but the robbers still managed to escape...


Chief Wiggum Impressed.

oops, only just noticed that I didn't post the link.. I'm surprised that the many, many, MANY, readers of this thread didn't alert me.

 

[david2006]

Never heard any thing that messed up before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[slowhand]

Drunk driver takes traffic cop for a ride.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080620/od_nm/russia_odd_dc;_ylt=Aq3u5rXrI7GJOKTH91VFM3Ws0NUE


Toilet paper wedding dress wins national contest.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_toilet_paper_wedding_dress;_ylt=Am6FpI7OliYyXlgqP644sJjtiBIF

 

[tunsty]

Man sells house, car, jetski, belongings... job, mates..

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1319754,00.html


Dog uses trampoline to escape from garden..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2897802.html?menu=news.quirkies
Doggone!


Village elects dead Mayor.
'http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2897790.html?menu=news.quirkies
Mayor Quimby unavailable for comment..


and if you're thinking WTF? about that.. get ready for:
The town that forgot to vote for Mayor' (including the candidates..)
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2896342.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[slowhand]

Woman finds brand new grenade in backyard


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080624/od_nm/grenade_odd_dc;_ylt=AvydYKqMVf9tl_3TggTNw2Cs0NUE




Man in wheelchair charged with drunk driving


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/od_nm/wheelchair1_dc;_ylt=AjGbOwKv7ltodZn5f.S86mKs0NUE

 

[slowhand]

Drunken Swede tries to row home from Denmark


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080630/od_nm/swede_odd_dc;_ylt=Ane3Fzn85cGjdwxWhxmhyGms0NUE



Giraffe helps camels, zebras escape from circus



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_netherlands_circus_escape;_ylt=Aqv2nzug7RXBwsNdW40jXmTtiBIF

 

[slowhand]

Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080627/od_nm/manure_dc;_ylt=As0S.f41pa2NoYELwGm3iAwSH9EA

 

[slowhand]

Australian man spent 487 pounds a week on beer


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080715...tralia_beer;_ylt=ApeQwTdl_tjTQrxhP2m39GbtiBIF


Bee blamed for causing minor helicopter crash


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080714...opper_crash;_ylt=AqgEAL4bXvAOL_m_FEMXvbPtiBIF

 

[slowhand]

Man blows up apartment spraying for bugs


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080721/od_nm/bugs_odd_dc;_ylt=Av7e8VDBeq.NqtYY.OuXZw0SH9EA



With this fake wife, I divorce thee



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080718/od_nm/divorce_dc;_ylt=AkTNz1AiT1l6PO6COdhcJxISH9EA