The official attention whore/braggart thread

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
papagmp is there any model u did on FO?

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i like your idea, great

There are quite a few.

These are ones that have only shot with us:
Anistaija
Aerynn Black
Indica Young
Faith Vega
Eva Escobar
Blaze Burnz
Butterfly Haze
Riley Fair
Maria Marez
Violet Little
Jayda Garcia
Maddy Marks
Josie Joe
Acasha Binito
Tasha Burke
Holie Marie
Abigail Blower

These are the ones that did their first porn with us and then went on to do porn with other companies:
Maxi Booty
Thena Sky
Gracelynn Moans
Alison Rapture
Angel Cakes
Delilah Daze

And these girls did their first porn elsewhere:
Katie May
Piper Brady
Smokie Flame
Allison Moore
Nickey Huntsman

We also have a bunch of girls that have only done one or two shoots and a slew of new girls that we will be publishing over the next few months.




Is "bones" a new slang term for "money" now?

Actually all bitches love to gnaw on a big bone once in a while - but the sexy tall ones are always more willing if you pay them well.
 
That list is much more impressive than my point of reference. I'd have to search property records of trailer parks to even come close.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Hmm....I'm German! :cool:

Seriously, haven't achieved anything important so far. :( I wish I could say I sucked more cock than anyone of you, but no...


Maybe that I finished medical school with the grade 1.7, but that's nothing that exciting to brag about. :o


I have huge boobs.
Well, not that I don't like your huge boobs :)drool2:), but you can't really brag about them since it's nothing you achieved, but you were gifted with. ;)


Um, I invented Post-Its.
Really? Is your name Romy or Michelle? :)
 
..... I believe it was Michele that invented Post-Its.

If we're going for most banal/inane achievement, in 2000 I was ranked joint 151st in Britain at table football/bar football/tischfussball/babyfoot.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I live on the Jersey Shore.

I have a great tan.

I can recite the Beastie Boys License to Ill record, word for word.

I'm from New Jersey.

I once met Noel Gallagher AND Ashley Dupre in the same week.

I drive an 2010 Audi A-4.

Did I mention I have a great tan?
 
I live on the Jersey Shore.

I have a great tan.

I can recite the Beastie Boys License to Ill record, word for word.

I'm from New Jersey.

I once met Noel Gallagher AND Ashley Dupre in the same week.

I drive an 2010 Audi A-4.

Did I mention I have a great tan?

How do you maintain the tan after the first cool blasts start in September and through the long winter?

Where I live, I have actually been able to swim in the ocean on Christmas and New Years Day.

Worship me.
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
How do you maintain the tan after the first cool blasts start in September and through the long winter?

Where I live, I have actually been able to swim in the ocean on Christmas and New Years Day.

Worship me.

Only beach tan for me.

I refuse to use Tanning beds.....they are gay.

I just hope my tan holds up long enough til the inevitable pastiness sets in. :cry:
 
Only beach tan for me.

I refuse to use Tanning beds.....they are gay.

I just hope my tan holds up long enough til the inevitable pastiness sets in. :cry:

Same here. Nothing more gay than a tanning bed tan or spray on.

I am fortunate to live in an area that we see mid 70 degree days even in the winter. Enough to avoid the pastiness.
 
Seems like every time I go somewhere, no matter where it is, I always run into a celebrity that I know who just so happens to be renting the same boathouse, mansion, island, or penthouse, that I happen to be staying at. Oh, and I have my own boat too. But, I must go now, the tide is in and I am going to bask in the sun.... oh look, there's Bono down at the beach, exactly where I was going to lay out. But first, let me mention that while flying in today (in First Class of course), sitting next to me was Al Gore.

Ciao!
 
Seems like every time I go somewhere, no matter where it is, I always run into a celebrity that I know who just so happens to be renting the same boathouse, mansion, island, or penthouse, that I happen to be staying at. Oh, and I have my own boat too. But, I must go now, the tide is in and I am going to bask in the sun.... oh look, there's Bono down at the beach, exactly where I was going to lay out. Ciao!

:1orglaugh
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I live on the Jersey Shore.

I have a great tan.

I can recite the Beastie Boys License to Ill record, word for word.

I'm from New Jersey.

I once met Noel Gallagher AND Ashley Dupre in the same week.

I drive an 2010 Audi A-4.

Did I mention I have a great tan?

You're just listing facts that everyone else would be embarrased about!

Only the Audi is hot, but Petra is right...Only douches drive Audis.

Oh and ORANGE is not a great tan!

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
 
At least he said Noel and not Liam.

RANDOM FUN FACT : the Gallachers have (or at least used to have) a personalized chequebook for one of their (business) bank accounts with Natwest that has the original Oasis logo on and "Bank Of Burnage" written across the top of the cheques. I know this because one of the cheques passed through my hands when I was in banking, for the refunds they issued for one of their big gigs that was blighted by poor sound quality and technical issues.

Good songs (some of them). Pair of wankers.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
You're just listing facts that everyone else would be embarrased about!

Only the Audi is hot, but Petra is right...Only douches drive Audis.

Oh and ORANGE is not a great tan!

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
This coming from a bus riding, dick admiring, toe pic groveling, pasty, resident board creep.

:facepalm:
 
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