The official attention whore/braggart thread

[sean miguel]

I'm not one to brag, but I'm so cut even my dick has abs.

 

[Maggie Green]

I have huge boobs.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7718741, member: 346743"]I have huge boobs.

So do I... you don't see me bragging about it...

 

[Maggie Green]

So do I... you don't see me bragging about it...

If I were a man and had huge boobs, I wouldn't be bragging either...

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7718758, member: 346743"]If I were a man and had huge boobs, I wouldn't be bragging either...

I think I see where I took a wrong turn here...

 

[288gto]

Dude your avatar looks like Oscar Pistorius trying to not be recognized at a gay strip club.

anders has more worse, is like look at me, i'm anders the gay unicorn

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

anders has more worse, is like look at me, i'm anders the gay unicorn

You jealous?

 

[288gto]

You jealous?

i don't judge you.

 

[Shifty]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7718741, member: 346743"]I have huge boobs.

You certainly do.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Um, I invented Post-Its.

 

[alkidder]

 

[Jack Davenport]

I think I see where I took a wrong turn here...

Yes, every Burger King that you see.

 

[RichardNailder]

Papa must indeed be very important!

Not only does he wander the wilds of Colorado taking pictures of attractive ladies, he has a photographer follow him around taking photos of him wandering the wilds of Colorado taking pictures of attractive ladies.

I mean papa's personal photographer really had to hike man! Now, that's important!

Wait ... unless it was a fly-by?!? Well, now I'm super fucking impressed. :bowdown:

... you didn't have sex with the lady too, did you Papa (you important son of a bitch)? :eek:

Well actually - the scene was of the photographer getting laid - I mean why not, I write the script.

http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...that-made-you-cum-today&p=7711450#post7711450

And to do that, my crew has to go where I go. Couldn't do it without them.

Candy in green (she's also my editor)

And her man Rudy on the rock with the bone-collector Knalle

 

[288gto]

papagmp is there any model u did on FO?

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Well actually - the scene was of the photographer getting laid - I mean why not, I write the script.

http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...that-made-you-cum-today&p=7711450#post7711450

And to do that, my crew has to go where I go. Couldn't do it without them.

Candy in green (she's also my editor)

And her man Rudy on the rock with the bone-collector Knalle

i like your idea, great

 

[rivasky]

I have tasted more donkey cock than anyone of you.

 

[Shifty]

^^ Actually, rivasky is a virtual savante, and (along with edirons) is a legend in the Identify / Name the Babe section. :thumbsup:

 

[raimmi]

 

[Patrick_S]

I have a user title in latin. It´s an attempt to make people think i´m more intelligent than i actually am.

 

[sean miguel]

guffaw.

 

[rivasky]

It´s an attempt to make people think i´m more intelligent than i actually am.

It says that you're not crusted with cheese.