The official attention whore/braggart thread

[Jack Davenport]

I thought I'd start this to try and combine all of the other useless threads into one.

So..

Tell us why we should notice you

or why we should be impressed by you.











GO!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I have a boat.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I have a boat.

http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/9/5/6/4/95645/1/y/Y/x/1yYxB/mckayladisappointed.jpg

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I own a blue Lamborghini Countach.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I once said "NO" to Sheldon Adelson. Really.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I own a blue Lamborghini Countach.

http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/9/5/6/4/95645/1/y/Y/E/1yYEK/countach.jpg

 

[Roald]

see avatar.

Clear right?!

 

[Petra]

 

[RichardNailder]

Hot bitches do whatever I say......

 

[288gto]

Hot bitches do whatever I say......

is that your site? and is that you?

 

[RichardNailder]

is that your site? and is that you?

Yes and Yes

 

[288gto]

Yes and Yes

cool and cool

great site.

 

[squallumz]

Hot bitches do whatever I say......

even the dog?








sorry. i really can't help myself.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Hot bitches do whatever I say......

Ok, so you´ve trained your dog well, how did you get the girl to pose for you?

 

[Roald]

Ok, so you´ve trained your dog well, how did you get the girl to pose for you?

hahahaha

 

[RichardNailder]

even the dog?








sorry. i really can't help myself.

Especially the dog!

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Ok, so you´ve trained your dog well, how did you get the girl to pose for you?

They both like big bones!

 

[Roald]

Simple - treats!

What kind of treats? My girl does not seem to do tricks like this

 

[Jack Davenport]

see avatar.

Clear right?!

Dude your avatar looks like Oscar Pistorius trying to not be recognized at a gay strip club.

 

[RichardNailder]

What kind of treats? My girl does not seem to do tricks like this

Big bones - bitches love big fuckin bones!

 

[Shifty]

Papa must indeed be very important!

Not only does he wander the wilds of Colorado taking pictures of attractive ladies, he has a photographer follow him around taking photos of him wandering the wilds of Colorado taking pictures of attractive ladies.

I mean papa's personal photographer really had to hike man! Now, that's important!

Wait ... unless it was a fly-by?!? Well, now I'm super fucking impressed. :bowdown:

... you didn't have sex with the lady too, did you Papa (you important son of a bitch)? :eek: