The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

[Starman]

I'm actually the ruler of Earth, and start a war a little here and there to distract you from that fact.

 

[foxycougar]

I'm a MAN!!!!!!!!

 

[Starman]

I'm a MAN!!!!!!!!

Like Meatloaf in Fight Club, you mean? Man tits?

I'm never gonna look at your boobie pics with the same eyes again... *LOL*

 

[don_equis]

The earth is actually flat and there are little midgets at the end of it with with pots of gold.... based on history facts.

 

[ÆGEAN]

There is a town near where I live that holds an annual 'Lying' competition.
Last year it was won by No less than George Bush..

yeah and John Howard and Tony Blair came 2nd and 3rd respectively!

 

[Terri Summers]

Just some chick.

yes i am 18, and have sex 8 times a day, 5 times with vegas yankee and 3 times with j.t.s! And i dumped don for paris..

 

[don_equis]

ha,ha,ha pets do have a sense of humor....

 

[don_equis]

Well just to let you all know, Sandy, Gauge and Terri Summers are at my place right now ******** **** and watching a romantic movie with me. For real folks..:nanner: :nanner: :nanner:

 

[J.T.S.]

Terri stole my car, drove it through three states, and crashed it in a pond.

 

[don_equis]

I taught Bruce Lee how to fight...:eyeso:

 

[Neptune]

I have three balls.

 

[the_tit_lover]

I am Duffman :****:

 

[thfcmad]

I'm not a multi millionaire

 

[Terri Summers]

I'm not a multi millionaire

i am not with thfcmad just for his money

 

[anobody]

man i been away too long and looks like should stay away ... what is with these weird threads??

hi terri btw long time no see (join my site girl!)

 

[georges]

i fuck briana banks every morning and evening lol

would be nice if that could be true.

 

[thfcmad]

I know terri, you really love me!!

 

[Goblin]

I can taste my bear!!!

 

[lucky4]

Please let me just rub it on your pussy. I promise i won't try to put it in:rubbel:

 

[geezer]

"I love you"

"Honey I'm not just in this for the sex"