The bible explained by /b/

JayJohn85

JayJohn85

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I grow tired of this argument as I am getting QQ for actually arguing on your playing field.....I must be causing issues of "faith" lol.

But I cant help but notice your reply on Sumerian mythology is rather brief....as I promised I wont continue I will merely LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!

PS> Maybe you arent familiar with the Sumerian term so I will use babylonian instead.
 
Will E Worm

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
JayJohn85 said:
I grow tired of this argument as I am getting QQ for actually arguing on your playing field.....I must be causing issues of "faith" lol.

But I cant help but notice your reply on Sumerian mythology is rather brief....as I promised I wont continue I will merely LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!

PS> Maybe you arent familiar with the Sumerian term so I will use babylonian instead.
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I know what you meant to say.

It's Babylonian and that's a corrupt text.
(Paganized adaptation)

You're probably thinking about the Babylonian Talmud, which is a corrupt and blasphemous book.

 
JayJohn85

JayJohn85

Banned
Will E Worm said:
I know what you meant to say.

It's Babylonian and that's a corrupt text.
(Paganized adaptation)

You're probably thinking about the Babylonian Talmud, which is a corrupt and blasphemous book.

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No sumerian and babylonian as well as pagan beliefs is what the bible was built on....Adapted then of course by all the various individuals involved with it throughout history. That story about the blasphemous book is the first thing the joe bloggs knew they must do....They must ****** the old beliefs so no one would realise they in fact actually ripped them off.


Marduk is pretty much the arch angel michael.....In fact the three archs are likely based on this fictional entity.
 
LaLiLuLeLohan

LaLiLuLeLohan

Will E Worm said:
I know what you meant to say.

It's Babylonian and that's a corrupt text.
(Paganized adaptation)

You're probably thinking about the Babylonian Talmud, which is a corrupt and blasphemous book.

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I thought he was speaking of the Sumerian or Akkadian Epic of Gilgamesh and other writings, which predates the Talmud or any monotheistic Hebrew writings.

Did the devil plant that while he was scattering artificial dinosaur bones?
 
JayJohn85

JayJohn85

Banned
Ya know man I dont care as long as you allow others to live how they wish within reason as in dont try to **** others or impede them in any way you can strip naked and dance, howl at the moon for all I care.
 
LaLiLuLeLohan

LaLiLuLeLohan

Will E Worm said:
Sure you weren't. ;)
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I wasn't. I never read anything you've posted about evolution or the creation of the universe, I was using the line to summarize the logic-free style of Christian thinking. If I was trying to quote you, I'd use an actual quote..those are funnier than any comic's jokes.
 
dogbone27

dogbone27

SimplexDesign said:
Lack Evidence huh?
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2922328&postcount=6

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3444938&postcount=52

(Hilarious God Reference here)
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3446902&postcount=78

Personal Preference??? I guess on the 6th day god created a grotesque looking chick with a tiny dick and big fake tits for will to jerk off to hidden behind his computer right?
You know I have no problem with normal Religious people or normal Atheist that keep to their beliefs and respect other but people like you are a fucking disease that are so ass backward they cant even follow "the path" in their own life let alone have the right to tell another how to live theirs. But does that stop you from opening your mouth. Hell no why do that when you can look like a fool



Coming back to a thread over and over to push an issue where your opinion was already stated and then threatening members that you are going to report them for disagreeing with you. That could be a good start for flaming. No matter what happens you have seal your fate in being the biggest hypocritical jackass on this forum. Congrats :party:
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AMEN!!! am i friends with you?.
 
Will E Worm

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
LaLiLuLeLohan said:
I wasn't. I never read anything you've posted about evolution or the creation of the universe, I was using the line to summarize the logic-free style of Christian thinking. If I was trying to quote you, I'd use an actual quote..those are funnier than any comic's jokes.
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Quoting another member out of context to give the impression they hold views they don't hold or to malign them.

That's what it looked like. :hatsoff:

dogbone27 said:
AMEN!!! am i friends with you?.
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All misinformation and misquoting. :tongue:
 
LaLiLuLeLohan

LaLiLuLeLohan

Will E Worm said:
Quoting another member out of context to give the impression they hold views they don't hold or to malign them.

That's what it looked like. :hatsoff:
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Yet again, I never quoted you. How could I misquote you without having stated or implied any given quote?? If I asked you if you thought the Earth was flat, that wouldn't equate to saying that you had said it was.
 
Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
This. High five!
 
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