The 2021 Moderator Search (WHO CAN IT BE NOW?)

[gmase]

I heard on the radio that the pandemic has really made people not give a shit anymore. People are letting their freak flag fly and allowing themselves the joy and luxury of being crazy for awhile. I caught a guy masturbating at Whole Foods in the gluten-free aisle. Brentwood too. Right on San Vicente. About 2:45PM. Think he was done at around 2:48-49PM.

Being in the GF aisle was your first mistake.

I have been letting my flag fly. Shorts in the office. Not shaving every day. Cranking up the tunes. Fortunately an unexpected visitor arrived today while Jefferson Airplane was taking off. They would have been treated to Ghost yesterday.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Being in the GF aisle was your first mistake.

I have been letting my flag fly. Shorts in the office. Not shaving every day. Cranking up the tunes. Fortunately an unexpected visitor arrived today while Jefferson Airplane was taking off. They would have been treated to Ghost yesterday.

I'm glad you like Ghost. I put some effort into selling the band to you. So many great rock acts from Sweden.

I texted this song to my wife. She thought it was pretty until I told her who was singing to her.

Bless her heart. When I first met her she didn't know who Burt Reynolds was.

 

[tvstrip]

I heard on the radio that the pandemic has really made people not give a shit anymore. People are letting their freak flag fly and allowing themselves the joy and luxury of being crazy for awhile.

This weekend I saw a lady walk into a walmart with a bikini top, beige spanx and heels. Nothing else. She was about average build, so not fat or repulsive to look at, so I guess she wasn't hurting anyone (?)

 

[Connor Macleod]

This weekend I saw a lady walk into a walmart with a bikini top, beige spanx and heels. Nothing else. She was about average build, so not fat or repulsive to look at, so I guess she wasn't hurting anyone (?)

I can top that.

Years ago, I was in WalMart around 3:00 AM. A guy walks in, about 6-foot-2 (muscular), ginger hair, pale white skin (really pale) - wearing an all-black goth outfit.

And, it gets even funnier: When I saw him later in the checkout, he had a huge tree axe in one hand and a box of tampons in the other.

I really wanted to tell him if she was flowing so bad that he needed an axe, it's time to find a new girlfriend! :eek:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You guys need to conduct a Job Fair at Walmart so you can apprehend and scoop up your new moderator. Probably plenty of stuffs there to set up a minefield. Whoever gets their leg blown off first is hall monitor. Good luck finding your new boob. We look forward to using his forehead to strike a match on.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Georges was the smartest moderator this board ever had. He's so smart he was smart enough to figure how not to be a moderator anymore.

 

[gmase]

Dammit. Just pick coronate Dino and let's move forward.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Dammit. Just pick coronate Dino and let's move forward.

Make the mods vote, in person, unanimously. Bring them to me! Don't forget Mary Poppins.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

This place ain't exactly Alcatraz. Alcatraz was hard to escape from. Too many moderators have found their way past these walls to freedom. I think what you need is a bigger moat and to start breeding sharks with crocodiles to really encapsulate and incarcerate the remaining moderators within the perimeter of this message board. I understand being a moderator on a board of pornography is more embarrassing than cleaning the inside of a septic tank with a toothbrush so you have my sympathy.

 

[gmase]

Make the mods vote, in person, unanimously. Bring them to me! Don't forget Mary Poppins.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Black smoke means what? What happened to the uppity Cardinal guy from Ghana that seemed like he could be a more Hopey Changey Pope? Birth Certificate showing he's born in Africa wouldn't disqualify him from being the Vicar Of Christ.

I'm more of a pragmatist and would pick Mitt Romney for Pope. He could hide away all the binders full of abused kids putting blinders on the congregation while running the bank.

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

@FreeOnes_Adam I say the next non-moderator who posts in this thread is made moderator. Time to show some authority. To stand up and be men.

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

That shut you all up, didn't it? I see you. And your reactions.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

No it didn't.

 

[gmase]

@FreeOnes_Adam I say the next non-moderator who posts in this thread is made moderator. Time to show some authority. To stand up and be men.

Looks like Mr Blanco is the winner. I can’t wait. Here I thought @Supafly liked to slap me around. He will have some new competition.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

He's lucky Assari didn't see the post first.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

@FreeOnes_Adam I say the next non-moderator who posts in this thread is made moderator. Time to show some authority. To stand up and be men.

You people in England such great Intellectuals but have to resort to Marriage Sack. I saw you coming from many kilometers away. Learn evasive tactic from episode of King Of The Hill taught by this wise Central Texas man Dale Gribble. How you say... ah yes... Squirrel Tactic.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

No it didn't.

You're a good man. The best. Congratulations brother.

 

[Supafly]

He's lucky Assari didn't see the post first.

Ah, these permanent misconceptions!

He posted all these things about us germans, still living as Herrenmenschen, trying to rule the world.

Well, he was just flattering me!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Ah, these permanent misconceptions!

He posted all these things about us germans, still living as Herrenmenschen, trying to rule the world.

Well, he was just flattering me!

Hey! I was reading about that old guy that had a Panther tank in his basement. Anywhere near you?