******* someone

[BNF]

I think that it's all very funny stuff so far....but do not underestimate the guilt, paranoia and anxiety that you will carry for the rest of your life....everytime you hear a siren, see a cop, hear a song whatever....I imagine one (mentally healthy person) would never ***** well again...

I know a bit about this - I am half Sardo.

 

[tunsty]

i got a microchip in my dog. so you people don't try any funny buisness

Harold's dog....

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[ooahouch]

I think that it's all very funny stuff so far....but do not underestimate the guilt, paranoia and anxiety that you will carry for the rest of your life....everytime you hear a siren, see a cop, hear a song whatever....I imagine one (mentally healthy person) would never ***** well again...

I know a bit about this - I am half Sardo.

O man..we have some dangerous minds in here.I think talking about it and doing r two different things..Agree with u bignikkifan

 

[SovereignAxe]

drive the person out into the nevada desert (make sure nobody knows you're connected first) off 'em outside your choice, shot to the head, **********, poison, slit wrists, whatever and drive away. No evidence except maybe a hair strand in your passenger seat (that's where it comes back to you being connected), but hair is a lot easier to clean out of a car than ***** stains. I've seen that **** on CourTV where they find ***** stains in cars that have been professionally cleaned.

of course, the burning of the house option is OK too, like I said: as long as nobody knows or even thinks you're connected. Basically what it all boils down to is if you're too connected to someone you might as well hire a professional hitman, otherwise it's bound to come back to you.

Big Nikki Fan is right, unless you're a totally cold blooded person, you'll be looking over your shoulder/waiting for those sirens to stop next to you for years to come.

 

[harold]

Harold's dog....

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FIDO

 

[Europa]

Keep mess to a minimum. Remove their teeth and hands and feet. Maybe cut in two. Drop with very secure weights upon them into deep water. Scatter teeth around on the lake. Lose the hands and feet elsewhere. Burn any clothes you wore during it but be discreet. Have a very good story that makes it seem someone else had more reason than you. Happy *******!

 

[harold]

i love this thread

 

[Harry Lime]

"You don't ****** ******* you **** 'em"

Lee Marvin said that in the movie The Big Red One.

Kinda leans to the meaning that ******* is justifiable and ****** isn't.

I could **** someone, I would never ****** anyone.

I had a shotgun put to my face once. When they were walking away, I knew the rage in me was enough to where if I had a ***, I woulda drew it and fired on them.

 

[lordmerchant]

Well, the best place to put a body is under a patio...
it just so happens that I put a new patio in my back garden a few months ago... (((eerie ghoulish sound effect)))

BROOKSIDE! :nanner:

and you could always eat the body :angels:

 

[Laibach]

Just eat the evidence and bust a Zodiac Killer / Jack the ripper and remain a mystery.Just pray that them damm **** and there dog dont sniff you out first !! . .lol. .

 

[Europa]

Well it was worked out who Jack the Ripper was but I guess it was ok as he was long dead by that time!

 

[Symphonia]

I could **** someone who hurt my ****** or had ***** me or something, but not as a business gain or a job or something. The body I would dump in a river

 

[roccstar]

Refer to the movie Snatch for body disposal. :anonymous

The charector Brick Top says to always be wary of pig farmers. He says because to dispose of a body you can feed it to pigs. You first have to remove their teeth and hair because they mess with the pigs digestive system, then starve the pigs for a couple of weeks and they'll "go through bone like butter". Presumably then all you'd have to do is destroy the hair and dispose of the teeth.

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[holdol]

remember the guy in Fargo(the movie)? he had the right idea

 

[georges]

****** the guy with an axe and give the rest of his body to german shepherds or dobermanns.

 

[Ric0chet]

Well, the best place to put a body is under a patio...
it just so happens that I put a new patio in my back garden a few months ago... (((eerie ghoulish sound effect)))

Fred West already tried this and look what happened to him. Maybe he should have been a better gardener!

 

[Symphonia]

Refer to the movie Snatch for body disposal. :anonymous

The charector Brick Top says to always be wary of pig farmers. He says because to dispose of a body you can feed it to pigs. You first have to remove their teeth and hair because they mess with the pigs digestive system, then starve the pigs for a couple of weeks and they'll "go through bone like butter". Presumably then all you'd have to do is destroy the hair and dispose of the teeth.

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But that is a rip -off of the idea in Hannibal by Thomas Harris!

 

[Fubar]

what to do with a body?

eat it !!

.... well you did ask,

 

[siliconebrian]

I would **** a bitch HO, ******** her to death while I fuck her ass.
then dump the body in a lake with a heavy rock attached to her feet, or put her in a container of the waste factory (I mean a factory where they burn al household waist, dumpsters, etc)

 

[Fornarina]

:helpme:
ok what have i let myself in for

I would **** a bitch HO, ******** her to death while I fuck her ass.
then dump the body in a lake with a heavy rock attached to her feet, or put her in a container of the waste factory (I mean a factory where they burn al household waist, dumpsters, etc)

and they say the internets full of nuts