Why dispose of the corpse? "It was self defense". Dead men don't tell tales. The only person I could ever foresee me ******* is someone in my house, uninvited, trying to take and hurt what's in said house...
******* someone
- Thread starter kevinnnn
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You could always take corpse to a deserted place, now hack off head, arms, legs and put them into Bag A. Search torso for birthmarks, scars, tattoos and if any slice off with sharp ***** and put them into Bag B. Place torso into Bag C.
Dig hole and dump in bag C, bury.
Lift manhole cover and dump bag B down there, rats will eat the flesh.
Build another deeper hole and dump bag A, make sure this hole is a long way from bag C.
In November you could always stash the cadaver inside a bonfire for 5th November, fire destroys DNA.
**** a hooker, police don't really investigate dead hookers.
******** one person, stab another, shoot a third and the police will think they're looking for 3 different people, making it easier for you to leave the area.
Dig a hole, dump corpse, cover with lye.
If you **** a black guy / any ethnic minority, drop a ***** by the corpse, the police won't say anything, except to pat you on the back and return to their doughnuts.
Feign ignorance and be Mr Nice Guy, worked for Ted Bundy.
Boil corpse in cauldron, and eat him / her, human flesh tastes like pork!
Dig hole and dump in bag C, bury.
Lift manhole cover and dump bag B down there, rats will eat the flesh.
Build another deeper hole and dump bag A, make sure this hole is a long way from bag C.
In November you could always stash the cadaver inside a bonfire for 5th November, fire destroys DNA.
**** a hooker, police don't really investigate dead hookers.
******** one person, stab another, shoot a third and the police will think they're looking for 3 different people, making it easier for you to leave the area.
Dig a hole, dump corpse, cover with lye.
If you **** a black guy / any ethnic minority, drop a ***** by the corpse, the police won't say anything, except to pat you on the back and return to their doughnuts.
Feign ignorance and be Mr Nice Guy, worked for Ted Bundy.
Boil corpse in cauldron, and eat him / her, human flesh tastes like pork!
Tastes like pork!?!?:eek:
Well... although bag A,B and C would be workable, most arent THAT cold blooded, to chop people up like they were having a BBQ Lol
In fact, I'd expect most to have a hard enough time to deal with actually ******* someone, not to have to go through all of that in addition.
When I was a ***, after being roughed and punished by my *** once, I started brewing up alot of **** towards him, and started fantasizing about ******* him. Now I was only 11-12 or so, so it was hardly anything I cpould have managed, but I wondered if I could try loan my older firiends air rifle, the type that shoot tiny aluminum "bullets"....But when asking about this my friend said it wasnt possible, as it simply didnt have enough ***** in it. Not even if you used those sharp steel arrows with a feather on the back. Well, guess thats why those are for 16 year olds.
Anyway, I went to plan B instead, and tricked my *** into ******** this BIg glass of milk with ALOT of McIlhenney Tabasco sauce in it Lol
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Well... although bag A,B and C would be workable, most arent THAT cold blooded, to chop people up like they were having a BBQ Lol
In fact, I'd expect most to have a hard enough time to deal with actually ******* someone, not to have to go through all of that in addition.
When I was a ***, after being roughed and punished by my *** once, I started brewing up alot of **** towards him, and started fantasizing about ******* him. Now I was only 11-12 or so, so it was hardly anything I cpould have managed, but I wondered if I could try loan my older firiends air rifle, the type that shoot tiny aluminum "bullets"....But when asking about this my friend said it wasnt possible, as it simply didnt have enough ***** in it. Not even if you used those sharp steel arrows with a feather on the back. Well, guess thats why those are for 16 year olds.
Anyway, I went to plan B instead, and tricked my *** into ******** this BIg glass of milk with ALOT of McIlhenney Tabasco sauce in it Lol
:1orglaughGet a job working at a funeral home with cremation facilities?
