******* someone
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hey I didn't start this kinda tread and Don't pick on my post, some others are much worse, and then again, this is al unreal, nobody is ever gonna do what's written here.
Well, it's an interesting topic nevertheless, I'd think most have one time or another played with the idea on how to **** someone and get away with it, even though most won't do that. If nothing else, crime shows gets your fantasy going about these things.
But, seems to me in general, the whole "getting rid of the body" routine, makes for alot bigger chances of getting caught. All the trails you leave behind etc, dna, *****, hair.
Seems the best way is to do it in a remote way, sniper, bomb, poison, and make sure you actually have an alibi of some kind. Hiring a hitman seems risky though. I think I'd perhaps make some kind of carbomb, then make it work with som kindof sender device, so that I remotly could monitor when the car was actually in use, and then set off the bomb from a location where I had an alibi. I'd use one of those things you can call up to put on the heat in your cabin so it's hot when you get there. THen just call the sucker from a public phonebooth. Make sure one use an anonomous cash card for the mobile phone, and if you can't get that in your country, get it from some other, as they are out there, and you may still call it in any country. as for tracking....hm... maybe mod one of those car alarm things that one can monitor if your car got stolen so you know where it is. THen lots of dynamite... or better yet, C4. Or what one can get ahold of. make sure to pay for everything in cash, use gloves etc, and use only common materials for the thing, no special screws, tape or whatever, just common wallmart stuff or similar.PLacing i would be a big risk though.
Other than that... maybe get ahold of a bazooka, then do a driveby.
But, seems to me in general, the whole "getting rid of the body" routine, makes for alot bigger chances of getting caught. All the trails you leave behind etc, dna, *****, hair.
Seems the best way is to do it in a remote way, sniper, bomb, poison, and make sure you actually have an alibi of some kind. Hiring a hitman seems risky though. I think I'd perhaps make some kind of carbomb, then make it work with som kindof sender device, so that I remotly could monitor when the car was actually in use, and then set off the bomb from a location where I had an alibi. I'd use one of those things you can call up to put on the heat in your cabin so it's hot when you get there. THen just call the sucker from a public phonebooth. Make sure one use an anonomous cash card for the mobile phone, and if you can't get that in your country, get it from some other, as they are out there, and you may still call it in any country. as for tracking....hm... maybe mod one of those car alarm things that one can monitor if your car got stolen so you know where it is. THen lots of dynamite... or better yet, C4. Or what one can get ahold of. make sure to pay for everything in cash, use gloves etc, and use only common materials for the thing, no special screws, tape or whatever, just common wallmart stuff or similar.PLacing i would be a big risk though.
Other than that... maybe get ahold of a bazooka, then do a driveby.
I think that putting the corpse (or maybe split it) into a barrel filled with water and then bury it would be the optimal choice. No one can track it, no pieces spread around and well it leaves absolutely no trace at all if you dig properly.
But this is a rather morbid discussion isn't it :1orglaugh
But this is a rather morbid discussion isn't it :1orglaugh
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I just hope in these cases as much as I beg for new members to use it, that they aren't using the search button. I mean who would search key words '******* someone'? *shivers*
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LadyLove;1711554I just hope in these cases as much as I beg for new members to use it said:
Lol... no I was lookinng to see if there was any posts about gagging, but I wasnt sure what the correct term would be, so I tried **********...as in "looks like". STill not really sure what you call it though... situations where the female holds around her own neck, or the guy do it on her while having intercourse.
Threads are closed because they get too combative. Or because the subject gets off the thread's initial topic.
But it's okay to keep threads open that openly discuss ways of disposing of ******** people?
'Tired of your significant other? Want to rid yourself of their nagging ways? But you don't know what to do with the body? Well, come on over to FreeOnes and I'm sure we can find a thread to help you out.'
But it's okay to keep threads open that openly discuss ways of disposing of ******** people?
'Tired of your significant other? Want to rid yourself of their nagging ways? But you don't know what to do with the body? Well, come on over to FreeOnes and I'm sure we can find a thread to help you out.'
Buty WHY **** a stranger? Someone innocent? That dosent make any sense.
Than you would go to jail for a long time for nothing.
If I would **** someone (but i won't) than i would hire a professional killer to do it for me.
If i wouldnt afford it i would do it my self, i would **** the victim whe he/she would be comming back home, i would wait around his home, and shoot him with a *** with a silencer. I would do it undercover, with a wig, glasses, fake mustash
After ******* him i'd burn all evidence and leave the city.And if i would have to **** someone it would be a few politicians that a dont like a lot. And that would be very hard to do.
Okay, I know this is threat necromancy. But I love necromancy (mmmh, zombie horde) so I gotta bite.
You know the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game? I'd have to play Six Degrees of...
1. Jessica Fletcher
2. Ben Matlock
3. Perry Mason
And make sure that there's no way any of those three could be pulled in. If they could be pulled in, I'd off them first. THEN go for my intended target.
You know the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game? I'd have to play Six Degrees of...
1. Jessica Fletcher
2. Ben Matlock
3. Perry Mason
And make sure that there's no way any of those three could be pulled in. If they could be pulled in, I'd off them first. THEN go for my intended target.
.............. with a wig, glasses, fake mustash
Hey, this is where you would step wrong. Leave the city? Isnt that like saying "Hi I didnt do it but, I'm just running away just in case..."
Won't be very hard to figure out who did it then, now would it.
The trick is to not let their DNA touch anything that you can't get rid of, or leave any of your DNA where it can be found, that means no corpses in your trunk, no ******* them in your house or theirs, and have a change of clothes ready to go when you do it. The safest way to leave no evidence is to leave no body, which adds the benefit of potentially days before the person is even declared missing, let alone presumed ********. Assuming money is no object, the best way to dispose of a body is to cut it up into pieces small enough to fit into some coolers. Then you go to your boat, load the coolers on (nobody thinks twice about someone putting coolers on a boat), and head out to sea as far as your boat can go. Once there, you use a food processor, meat grinder, wood chipper or whatever you've got, to mince the body into tiny pieces that are small enough for fish to eat. You then take the appliance, your clothes, the coolers, and whatever else needs to be cleansed and load them onto the floating pyre that you prepared earlier (a simple google search will yield all sorts of concoctions you can make at home that will burn hot enough to reduce pretty much anything to ash). When that burns down to a nice glob of molten plastic and clothes it should then lose it's buoyancy and sink. Don't forget to hose off your deck real good. Then you can sit out there and fish for as long as you like, fill the identical coolers that you already had stashed down below full of fish, and then cruise home at your leisure!
Make it look like an accident!
lol y would u do that? lolol brb
hm... if you make it look like an accident, I think that would leave things wide open for alot of small mistakes, and also alot of leads and tiny little clues to go on for the cops. THe boat idea with coolers, although nice, dont solve the alibi issue. But the "perfect murdrer", that would be real complicted I'd expect.
Well, if it was someone in your close ****** atleast. A stranger would be alot easier of course.
Well, if it was someone in your close ****** atleast. A stranger would be alot easier of course.
