Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Pornfan99 said:
What's that make where they show an empty parking lot but all oil stains on the ground?
"Looks like a BMW rally was held, here"
Somethin' like that.

I heard strories like that in the 1970s, at Harley Davidson dealers. For cars - the only one that comes to mind are the newer Ford GT 350s, with the flat-plane crank engines. They rev super high (9,000 RPMs?), and the vibration loosens the oil filters! They are known to go through oil at a very high rate.

Speaking of leaking oil ..:

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I know first hand how the old Harley's would leak. During the "AMF" years, when they were producing "shovelheads" you needed to keep oil dry on hand they would leak so bad from the lower cases. They used to call them "trouble heads".
 
Ever since driving games became a thing, I dont think anybody has a reason not to know how a stick works.

'Cept girls who dont play games. But they dont count as human beings. :)
 
Torre82 said:
Ever since driving games became a thing, I dont think anybody has a reason not to know how a stick works.

'Cept girls who dont play games. But they dont count as human beings. :)
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At my last job, we had to disqualify about a half dozen guys because they had automatic transmission restrictions on their CDL's. Many companies went to automatics in their trucks, because they can't find drivers/ I road tested one ***, and he stalled the tractor 13 times in a single road test. and the trailer was empty.
 
Mr. Daystar said:
At my last job, we had to disqualify about a half dozen guys because they had automatic transmission restrictions on their CDL's. Many companies went to automatics in their trucks, because they can't find drivers/ I road tested one ***, and he stalled the tractor 13 times in a single road test. and the trailer was empty.
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This is a case of 'at least catch up to the 1970s' and put in the easiest thing, into the equipment.
The average person might scoff at how simplified things need to be, but..
on the front of a claymore, it literally says 'FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY' (Clear. Precise. Obvious.)


But back to driving. If we cant text, if a radio is distracting, if we should 'focus on the road', then ffs make it an auto and preferably a self-driving/assisted driving.
But good ol' boys do so love the old stuff.
 
But back to driving. If we cant text, if a radio is distracting, if we should 'focus on the road .."

ON THAT NOTE:

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I was once quoted on this board by Brandi Love on a post which I think was about weather in North Carolina. Interesting that the precise details are fading because I remember being unable to suppress a feeling of childish excitement at the time. Anyway, it is mathematically true that this event increased the likelihood that she would have sex with me. Not in a meaningful way but the odds would have had to go up. "Hello, Ms. Love. You once agreed with me on the internet when I said something critical about North Carolina" is something that can be built upon. It's better than nothing. Still astronomically unlikely, but the chances did go up.
 
Earlier in this thread I mentioned how ridiculous it was to censor what we write here in case our accounts become famous. Right the here the original post went a certain way but I had some unpleasant moral insights about myself and I don't want to talk about it.
 
Think of a relationship your life, past or present, where you genuinely believe you are the good and correct party. Not about reasonable disagreement between personalities that will happen in life. A situation where the other person is truly at fault and I have forgotten where is the going and there are people waving their buttocks at each other.
 
I was in a completely different state of consciousness two hours ago at my dumb job. I am very impaired and this is medically significant. Existence has become silly.
 
As bad as I am at general existence, I remind myself that I appear to be within acceptable norms of basic humanity and people are not calling police wherever I go. So I'm not that bad. But I'm still pretty bad.
 
I think I have to post this to get the previous post out of reload so just ignore this.
 
Why must I be throwing up right now? Such a small percentage of the human species is throwing up right now yet I find myself among them. It's not great.
 
It can be easy to get caught up in self-criticism and feel like we're falling short in some way, but it's important to remember that everyone has their own struggles and nipples.
 
Inner monologue of actual human beings doing actual things provided to you by: The Yak.
Is this what people think when watching the kardashians, tho?

I hope not.
I want more reality from my reality tv posts. I want Yak talking about how he yak'ked up some .. .eh, whatever did you eat.
 
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