Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

The appeal of substance ***** is to to remove something from my moment to moment awareness. When sober, life is dealing with certain unpleasant realities. When ***********, those features are removed from existence. It is this repeated reawakening to unpleasant reality as substance wears off that is a real mental kick in the penis.
 
To be honest, I'm not aware of any widespread trend or increase in women kicking men in the penis. It's certainly not a behavior that's widely accepted or encouraged, and I'd be surprised if there was any reliable data to suggest that it's becoming more common.

That being said, there are always outliers and individual incidents that can grab people's attention and generate buzz. But in general, I'd say that physical ******** towards anyone's genitals is not something to be taken lightly or condoned, regardless of gender.
 
Everybody, everywhere is just some dickhead on the internet.
According to my ****** at about 2000, women are sacred and special and to be appreciated.
She was referring to my sibs, who could do no wrong.
It was at this point I thoroughly pounded the point home that they're all generally quite awful and toxic and she defended female poison.
It was also at this point that I lost permanent respect for all females, because the one female who was telling the truth, told it to me, contradicted herself and defended a lack of, (what Jack Nicholson said in a movie) A lack of reason and accountability.
 
I've got a bunch "auto-related," as I wasn't sure if I'd post them "here," or on the automotive things thread. I just saw a really good one, so I'll start that theme:

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I received an Emergency Alert to my cellphone about a manhunt in Georgia. I am in North Carolina. Seems silly.
 
I would have my left foot amputated if it would mean I could imbibe🍸 like I was able to at 25.

And not just physically. You have wipe away the bad stuff so I will be happy to be ********. This is "beneficial in my life" instead of "I am giving up and will do this until it ***** me".
 
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This has not been funny at all. Imagine all of us having dinner at a nice Italian restaurant in Soho and everyone is getting uncomfortable with my maudlin antics. What will The Yak do next? Tune in tonight to find out.
 
Some women might feel less threatened by their husband having an affair with a man, as they may not see it as a direct competition for their affections. Others might feel even more threatened, as they may perceive it as a sign of deeper dissatisfaction with their relationship.
 
While it might be fun to imagine yourself in the place of the actor who got to grope Janet Montgomery onscreen, it's important to recognize that these scenes are staged and choreographed, and don't necessarily reflect the actors' real-life feelings or experiences.
 
Waving your penis up and down while making elephant noises is not helpful in most situations.
 
Jeopardy answer: This rhyme plays on racist stereotypes of Chinese people as sneaky or untrustworthy, and suggests that they might contaminate someone's **** with ***** as a prank.
 
It is not enough to simply dress up as a slutty banana. I must become a slutty banana.
 
While it might be fun to imagine yourself in the place of the actor who got to grope Janet Montgomery onscreen, it's important to recognize that these scenes are staged and choreographed, and don't necessarily reflect the actors' real-life feelings or experiences.
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Remember that time I groped my wife, Joyce Dewitt, before she returned to set for another thrilling tale of comedic mishaps on Three's Company?
Me, neither. But that sounds like such a good memory.
Dammit, Janet.
 
Continuing with .. make-specific memes:

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What's that make where they show an empty parking lot but all oil stains on the ground?
"Looks like a BMW rally was held, here"
Somethin' like that.
OOH! On a related happy note, I have a car, now.
A Toyota Echo 2000 model.

A candy-red go kart. :)
 
What's that make where they show an empty parking lot but all oil stains on the ground?
"Looks like a BMW rally was held, here"
Somethin' like that.

I heard strories like that in the 1970s, at Harley Davidson dealers. For cars - the only one that comes to mind are the newer Ford GT 350s, with the flat-plane crank engines. They rev super high (9,000 RPMs?), and the vibration loosens the oil filters! They are known to go through oil at a very high rate.

Speaking of leaking oil ..:

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