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Shitting in Public Restrooms: Your Approach?
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Facetious
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Fortunately, nature never seems to make it's calling until I'm settled in at home or non public places . . . weird huh?
Thank you ma nature!
Although, in the event that things go awry and I must use a public potty and the commode is a conventional water flush unit, I always pre flush first. After the pre flush, I lay down a
shield / screen of t.p. over the top of the creepy water . . . ain't gonna let any of that bowl water splash back up my rearend, no no no!
For the record, I have never EVER sat my butt down on a pube-lick toilet seat, cover or not! :eeew:
Thank you ma nature!
Although, in the event that things go awry and I must use a public potty and the commode is a conventional water flush unit, I always pre flush first. After the pre flush, I lay down a
shield / screen of t.p. over the top of the creepy water . . . ain't gonna let any of that bowl water splash back up my rearend, no no no!
For the record, I have never EVER sat my butt down on a pube-lick toilet seat, cover or not! :eeew:
Try using a public restroom in run down areas that are frequented by drunks and druggies. In the urinal (mens standing) someone will always have pooped either in the urinal or on the floor beside it rather than pay the 10p to use the restrooms with toilet seats. A few times I've even seen poop on the toilet seats (someone missed!), or the toilet blocked with people simply pooping on others peoples poop until it nearly overflows (the stench is unbearable) as well as dirty nappies in the hand basin, if I see them in these states my body automatically erases the need for me to poop and I suddenly won't need to go until I get home which may be many hours later. Some sick bastards out there.
if it must be handled, i handle it...mind you i prefer to handle it in the comfort of my own home especially since we've got a higher up toilet in our place, so i always feel like i'm about to fall down sitting on most public toilets
GregCentauro
Banned
I visit public restrooms daily for gratuitous sex with random strangers. Mostly with Republican congressmen, bishops and members of the NRA. Scat play is a can, not a must.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
If the toilet is clean then i'll commence with my download but if it's
dirty when i'll wait till I get home
There is nothing worse than seeing someone elses shit all over the
pan :eeew:
dirty when i'll wait till I get home
There is nothing worse than seeing someone elses shit all over the
pan :eeew:
If the toilet is clean then i'll commence with my download but if it's
dirty when i'll wait till I get home
There is nothing worse than seeing someone elses shit all over the
pan :eeew:
tacos
toilets? bathrooms? restrooms? wtf are y'all talking about? the world is my shitter...
If I was using the restroom I just let it rip, I think it better out than in.
You shit in the bath?!?
You crazy Americans & your hang ups about saying the world toilet.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Hell fucking no. I've seen the pieces of ass using the facilities. I've heard their battle cries and I have heard the shots fired. Think I'm going to plant my ass on something that has been so willingly used by many of societies dregs? Fuck no.
Shifty
O.G.
No can do as Alisa is part of my inner circle. :dunno:
I didn't realize that was a conditional statement you made earlier. Feels like a cop-out to me. Oh well, can't win 'em all I suppose.
Shifty
O.G.
Fair enough. A deal is a deal.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
My ritual:
1) Go get a large clump of wet toilet paper.
2) Wipe the seat and then dry off with a clump of dry toilet paper.
3) Flush the used paper.
4) Make sure dick doesn't touch front of bowl under ANY circumstances!
5) Make sure pants do NOT touch the floor when pulled down.
6) Have reading material.
7) If the shit is going to be boisterous coming out, always use a well timed flush to muffle the sound of splatter! (VERY IMPORTANT!)
8) Use the whole goddamned roll of TP if necessary and "wipe till it's white"!
9) Try and let one rip after a few minutes to see if you are indeed, truly emptied out.
10) If you are emptied out and the Fart didn't smell badly, wash and Purell hands vigorously and enjoy the rest of the day!:hatsoff:
1) Go get a large clump of wet toilet paper.
2) Wipe the seat and then dry off with a clump of dry toilet paper.
3) Flush the used paper.
4) Make sure dick doesn't touch front of bowl under ANY circumstances!
5) Make sure pants do NOT touch the floor when pulled down.
6) Have reading material.
7) If the shit is going to be boisterous coming out, always use a well timed flush to muffle the sound of splatter! (VERY IMPORTANT!)
8) Use the whole goddamned roll of TP if necessary and "wipe till it's white"!
9) Try and let one rip after a few minutes to see if you are indeed, truly emptied out.
10) If you are emptied out and the Fart didn't smell badly, wash and Purell hands vigorously and enjoy the rest of the day!:hatsoff:
I never make eyecontact with anyone who happens to be in there. If someone is in the bathroom, I wash my hands until they leave. Then I light a fart inside the stall in order to vaporize all bacteria.
I usually stand up, grunt until 'the train gets a chuggin' and then I time it perfect for my ass to hover above the seat as I release the depth charge. Then I flush quickly and run out of the bathroom quickly!
Sometimes I forget to wipe... :o
I usually stand up, grunt until 'the train gets a chuggin' and then I time it perfect for my ass to hover above the seat as I release the depth charge. Then I flush quickly and run out of the bathroom quickly!
Sometimes I forget to wipe... :o
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