Shitting in Public Restrooms: Your Approach?

[jod0565]

I like to download at work - that way, I get paid for it.

 

[Ulysses31]

I don't use public restrooms as you can get pregnant from the toilet seat, even men

 

[CadillacD]

I don't use public restrooms as you can get pregnant from the toilet seat, even men

Holy shit! Even men?

 

[Ulysses31]

Holy shit! Even men?

Yep. And the baby won't even be the same colour as you, or even human.

 

[mrtrebus]

 

[anairhead999]

bombs away!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Any pooping outside of one's own home may be discussed in polite company as an "away game."

Before an away game, I like to clean the mound, load up the bases, and kick dirt at the umps.

(I have no idea what the fuck that means, but people at parties tend to be forgiving if I say that after stinking up the bathroom.)

 

[Shifty]

^^ Dirk, don't forget your ritual of 'choking up on the bat'.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I never poop in public restrooms...even though my poops are shaped like hearts and rainbows and would decorate a smelly public restroom rather nicely. But no...I'm an "only poops at home" kinda gal.

 

[Member442]

I am a girl so I don't have to worry I always smell like roses when I poop so no one cares.

 

[bigsexydude35]

I've seen a lot of horrible bathrooms because I travel a lot. When you gotta go, you gotta go

 

[YMIHERE]

When I shit in a public restroom, I use the wide stance approach I learn from Larry Craig.

 

[imsohorny]

Sometimes I hate shitting when I think there's a rapist in the next stall, because when I shit my ass gapes open becoming vulnerable to attacking incoming dicks.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I only make poo on my solid gold toilet. So that would be a no for public [insert snooty scoff] porcelain toilet.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

I wasn't really sure how to title this thread, but what I'm getting at is, when you shit in a public restroom, and others are in the restroom at the same time, what approach do you take? Do you try to hold it until the other patrons of the restroom leave? Try to shit quietly as to not make any loud farting noises? Or, do you just let 'er rip, other bathroom users be damned?


I persoanlly have quite an aversion to shitting in public restrooms, but at times its necessary. When I must, I try to shit as quietly as possile, especially while I'm at work. I always think that someone may recongnize my shoes from underneath the stall, see me later, and quietly judge me as the loud, smelly shitter of the office building! :1orglaugh


What about the rest of you?

i am very much the same. i dont like to be around other people, and the worst is when youre in the unisex bathroom and drop one and there is a hottie outisde trying to follow you up., you have to have a technique. i personally don't like anyone else around me and if i have the runs that is the only time i let it go.

 

[doppelganger]

How the hell do you shit quietly!? Try to let it out slowly or something?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

How the hell do you shit quietly!? Try to let it out slowly or something?

I like to pretend my anus is a guillotine and the poop is a poor Frenchman getting his head chopped off for betraying his country! So I tighten my anus up and chop his bloody head off!

:elaugh:

 

[ManifestDestiny]

How the hell do you shit quietly!? Try to let it out slowly or something?

it can be done unless you drink the night before, eat an omelette with the fixins amd have a pitcher of bad coffee will help. sometimes you have to run sometimes not.l

 

[PlumpRump]

PlumpRump, if an OCSM posts in this thread, I will rep you every time I can for 1 year from that day.:glugglug:

I am a girl so I don't have to worry I always smell like roses when I poop so no one cares.

Annnnnnnd... go :rofl:

 

[Mid-KN]

..our main concern around here is locating a clean toilet in the 1st place.. :eeew:
..like finding one that looks like it's been cleaned in the last day or so (as opposed to it looking like it has'nt been touched in weeks)..
..as far as trying to do it quietly; you come into the danger zone you would be hard pressed to call somebody on firing one out where you're supposed to be at ifor that sort of thing..:2 cents:two separate on