Shitting in Public Restrooms: Your Approach?

[PlumpRump]

I wasn't really sure how to title this thread, but what I'm getting at is, when you **** in a public restroom, and others are in the restroom at the same time, what approach do you take? Do you try to hold it until the other patrons of the restroom leave? Try to **** quietly as to not make any loud farting noises? Or, do you just let 'er rip, other bathroom users be damned?


I persoanlly have quite an aversion to shitting in public restrooms, but at times its necessary. When I must, I try to **** as quietly as possile, especially while I'm at work. I always think that someone may recongnize my shoes from underneath the stall, see me later, and quietly judge me as the loud, smelly shitter of the office building! :1orglaugh


What about the rest of you?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Everyone defecates. It's very sophomoric to be concerned about these matters. I use all bathrooms the same regardless of whether it's at home or on the road.

 

[Mayhem]

I do so with an atmosphere of intrepidity and savoir faire.

 

[pete rose]

I wipe the seat, just in case. You can't really catch anything from a toilet seat. As long as it's reasonably clean, I will drop deuce.

 

[BlueBalls]

Unless half of it is already stewing in my underwear and the rest is immediately on it's way, I do not **** in public bathrooms.

I need the comfort and the solitude that my own porcelain throne provides, if ya know what I mean.

 

[mrtrebus]

Restroom?!? I use the toilet. . .

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

I'd rather let it run down my leg.

 

[316sherm]

Of course I put toilet paper on the toilet seat first, but after that..Root And Toot!
:booty:

 

[DJCowboy]

I will usually try to keep it quiet but if it needs to explode out, then so be it. Especially if I've been eating really hot wings, I wouldn't care if I had to do it in the Ladies Room, I want it out of my body!

 

[member984984]

I try not to **** in public bathrooms. I try to hold it, and if I can't I usually just drive home if it isn't too far.

 

[cartman24]

I try to keep quiet if there are others, but sometimes I just gotta go.

 

[mrtrebus]

I try not to **** in public bathrooms. I try to hold it, and if I can't I usually just drive home if it isn't too far.

I try to keep quiet if there are others, but sometimes I just gotta go.

Why?
Some of you are weirdos! What else is a toilet for?!? It's not like you are throttling a mars bar on top a table in a packed restaurant. . .

 

[D-rock]

Make sure that BlueBalls is in another country and nowhere around you.
Make sure lurkingdirk isn't videotaping it.
Make sure Roald didn't use it to go right before you.

 

[Mayhem]

 

[maildude]

Not only am I willing to **** in public places, but I report it on my **** blog afterward.:booty:

 

[Shifty]

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[biomech]

I try not to use public bathrooms.

 

[CadillacD]

Unless time is an issue, I build a nest!

 

[dbradford8589]

I try not to use public bathrooms but when I have no choice I usally wait till I'm alone.

 

[Shifty]

PlumpRump, if an OCSM posts in this thread, I will rep you every time I can for 1 year from that day.:glugglug: