Risk your life or play it safe?

[Red Spyder]

Pop quiz, hot shots. It's Friday/Saturday night, you find yourself spending your weekend in the U.S./Mexico border and you got a little bit of money, plus you're kind of horny. Do you...

A) Play it safe, stay in the American side, go to a strip club, you're not getting laid but definetely not killed;

B) Go to Mexico and get laid, but risk getting kidnapped, killed, dissolved in acid;

C) Look for hookers on the U.S. side even if more expensive and not as good looking as the ones in Mexico, but risk getting busted by the cops or getting ripped off by the chick/her pimp;

D) Just jack it!

E) Other (write in a suggestion)

F) Go bite a dick :cussing:

What do you do?

 

[Mr. Hyde]

My answer would depend on which border town we're talking about...

Laredo? No
Tijuana? Maybe
Nogales? Yes.
Brownsville? Don't know, never been.

 

[DR. B]

....go to the thirsty turtle, buy a couple of drinks, get a slut to take me to her pad, fuck,, go home, simple. I don't need to go to mexico to get laid.

If none of those work for you, then you're either scared or not doing it right.

 

[Ace Bandage]

This is a completely implausible hypothetical. I find the back story and setup to be completely lacking. Why am I near the border? Where did I get the extra money?

Bottom line: I'm never going to Mexico. I'm never paying for sex. I'll take poor life decisions for $600 please, Alex.

 

[Johan]

A) Play it safe, stay in the American side, go to a strip club, you're not getting laid but definetely not killed

I never pay for sex. Hookers got AIDS or crabs

 

[lurkingdirk]

This is a completely implausible hypothetical. I find the back story and setup to be completely lacking. Why am I near the border? Where did I get the extra money?

Bottom line: I'm never going to Mexico. I'm never paying for sex. I'll take poor life decisions for $600 please, Alex.

This.

 

[BlueBalls]

It's a long weekend. I think you could fit all of them in. D, several times.

Grow a pair, faggit!

 

[STDiva]

Play it safe. The only Mexico I ever want to see is on a resort.

 

[Kingfisher]

Pop quiz, hot shots. It's Friday/Saturday night, you find yourself spending your weekend in the U.S./Mexico border and you got a little bit of money, plus you're kind of horny. Do you...


B) Go to Mexico and get laid, but risk getting kidnapped, killed, dissolved in acid;

Actually TJ isn't as dangerous as it used to be, the general media keeps up the stereotypes. It is crap that you need a passport, and the San Yisdro crossing is a nightmare right now because of all the construction.

My answer would depend on which border town we're talking about...

Laredo? No
Tijuana? Maybe
Nogales? Yes.
Brownsville? Don't know, never been.

You forgot Juarez. Now that's a classy town.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I find this hypothetical hard to imagine. Can we replace Mexico with Canada?

 

[Red Spyder]

Okay, guys, I guess what I needed was just to hear some other people's opinions before I either risked my neck or not. So what would you all do if you just got paid, had a few hundred bucks extra money in your pockets (after the bills, mortgage/rent, everything else is paid), you had a free weekend in a town bordering Mexico in South Texas (so we're talking Matamoros, Nuevo Progreso, Rio Bravo, Reynosa, Gulf Cartel territory, with some Zeta incursions once in a while) and you all wanted to get laid, what would you all do? Play it safe or risk it going into Mexico?

Considering this is (more or less) something I saw last time I was there.......at night.



I'm not someone who gets intimidated easily but that time......:helpme: Well, at least I didn't shit myself so I might not be as wimpy as I think I am. Imagine, you're driving in Mexico, in a flashy car, at night, you turn a corner, see all of that, they signal you to stop, you do stop, then a couple of the most badass looking ones come over to ask you to ID yourself and all you're thinking is "I hope they don't think I'm a drug trafficker". And, yes, that's the new Mexican FX-05 5.56mm assault rifle. And PM, that's the military police. Long story short, after talking to the soldiers (probably not the ones in the pic but maybe a different squad) I did feel pretty safe. They are courteous as long as you are too. Don't forget to say "buenas noches, caballeros" (good evening, gentlemen).

And, yes, in the background... CORONA!!!! :drool2: MEXICO, HERE I COME!!!

 

[ThatRedWing]

OK, help me fill in some blanks here. Why am I at the border by myself? I am pretty sure that my wife would do a lot worse to me than any drug cartel could. Now let's say that I wasn't married. Why not just go to regular watering hole and pick up some strange there? It would be a whole lot cheaper.

 

[Mayhem]

Who says you're not getting laid from an American strip club? When did American strippers become prudish paragons of virtue? Here's the key - be polite. You'd be surprised how women respond to good manners.

 

[tartanterrier]

I've never been to Mexico,so I would risk it

 

[bobjustbob]

Fuck that. If I'm going to Mexico it'll be to one of those resort compounds. I have never paid for sex. Okay, I was once married but that shouldn't count. You find out later that you have to pay for the sex.

 

[Rey C.]

Fuck that. If I'm going to Mexico it'll be to one of those resort compounds. I have never paid for sex. Okay, I was once married but that shouldn't count. You find out later that you have to pay for the sex.

I can tell who the youngsters are on here, as well as their marital/relationship history, based on whether or not they say "I'm never paying for sex". Ah, the fantasies of youth...

 

[Rey C.]

Fuck that. If I'm going to Mexico it'll be to one of those resort compounds. I have never paid for sex. Okay, I was once married but that shouldn't count. You find out later that you have to pay for the sex.

I can tell who the youngsters are on here, as well as their marital/relationship history, based on whether or not they say "I'm never paying for sex". Ah, the fantasies of youth...

As for Mexico... not just no, but hell no! Not for a six figure job and certainly not for a hooker (likely disease and possible death).

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Mexico can have Mexico. Unfortunately 80% of their citizens want nothing to do with it and would rather be north of the border.

The question: I would probably cross the border if I was down there. I'm not scared of anyone. I'm from the East Side, it's not in my DNA.

Play it safe. The only Mexico I ever want to see is on a resort.

Racist!

 

[xfire]

So what would you all do if you just got paid, had a few hundred bucks extra money in your pockets (after the bills, mortgage/rent, everything else is paid), you had a free weekend in a town bordering Mexico in South Texas (so we're talking Matamoros, Nuevo Progreso, Rio Bravo, Reynosa, Gulf Cartel territory, with some Zeta incursions once in a while) and you all wanted to get laid, what would you all do?

Go somewhere else. Seriously. I'm from Texas. Fuck Mexico. There's nothing you can get in Mexico that you can't get in Texas. As far as that goes, fuck pretty much all of South Texas. If you're within a couple of hours of the border, keep going North.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

I'm not scared of anyone. I'm from the East Side,