Random Statement Thread II

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
They're clean. I scrubbed them this morning. AND, I'm going to scrub them again tomorrow too.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows is ag great game.
 

RealMenSwallow

Closed Account
Fuck Metallica ever putting out anymore CD's fucking fuck. It's just shit. And the new Guns N' Roses? That ought to sound like over produced dog shit, but we'll see!
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Today I fell down the stairs and broke my rib.
 
Just realized, it's a long weekend over here ...

Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ...

Only one more night and 4 days off ...
 

Spleen

Banned?
Today I fell down the stairs and broke my rib.

Seriously? Ouch. Broken ribs suck. I got pushed over in a club by some drunken fat guy and broke mine. Nothing could be done about it, just had to deal with the pain/shortness of breath for 3 months.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's cold outside.

How cold is it?

It's so cold outside that I've had the same root beer sitting here for over an hour and it's still just as cold as it was when I first opened it.

Today I fell down the stairs and broke my rib.

HAHAHAHAH, yeeeeeeessssssss...

No, no, no...that sucks, sorry. :1orglaugh
 
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