Random Statement Thread II

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
They're clean. I scrubbed them this morning. AND, I'm going to scrub them again tomorrow too.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows is ag great game.
 

RealMenSwallow

Closed Account
Fuck Metallica ever putting out anymore CD's fucking fuck. It's just ****. And the new Guns N' Roses? That ought to sound like over produced dog ****, but we'll see!
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Today I fell down the stairs and broke my rib.
 
Just realized, it's a long weekend over here ...

Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ...

Only one more night and 4 days off ...
 

Spleen

******?
Today I fell down the stairs and broke my rib.

Seriously? Ouch. Broken ribs suck. I got pushed over in a club by some ******* fat guy and broke mine. Nothing could be done about it, just had to deal with the pain/shortness of breath for 3 months.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's cold outside.

How cold is it?

It's so cold outside that I've had the same root **** sitting here for over an hour and it's still just as cold as it was when I first opened it.

Today I fell down the stairs and broke my rib.

HAHAHAHAH, yeeeeeeessssssss...

No, no, no...that sucks, sorry. :1orglaugh
 
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