Random Statement Thread II

It's just what I wou like to see, but I know it will never happen
 
....so, I've actually got more boxes that I have stuff (I'm moving).....that's pretty sad because it's usually the other way around. Of course, I've been collecting (i.e. pilfering and stealing) boxes for about 6 months now lol.
 
The first time I ever smoked weed, I didn't feel anything but the second time I got really really baked.
 
Looking at something horizontally when it should be vertical is just wrong. ;)
 
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