Pattycake / Patty Cake

Where's the mystery? All you're missing is the HD closeup shot.

If she stopped blocking it with ridiculous items, what would I talk about? I'd have to find a new source of inspiration!

(Now that's motivation.)
 
If she stopped blocking it with ridiculous items, what would I talk about?

Correct, Sir, but I agree with Whalers 90 to some degree. It's amazing to me that Pattycake has been able to survive, (hell, even create her own genre of soft-porn) for all these years. My hat's off to her, but one does get occasionally frustrated in the long run. Anyway, beating a dead ***** as they say -- her latest updates being pretty good.
 
Correct, Sir, but I agree with Whalers 90 to some degree. It's amazing to me that Pattycake has been able to survive, (hell, even create her own genre of soft-porn) for all these years. My hat's off to her, but one does get occasionally frustrated in the long run. Anyway, beating a dead ***** as they say -- her latest updates being pretty good.

I bet she's doing more than survive. I may have tipped her a couple times, but she's got a hardcore membership, or this would have stopped a long time ago. I'm probably her #1,491 fan.

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Patty would have been great in Heavy Metal.
 
Patty would have been great in Heavy Metal.

As a *****-wielding, thigh boot wearing, blonde temple of destruction?

Yes, her membership is hardcore, that's for sure. I am glad this is an active Pattycake board too -- I get so bored with reading things like "I just jacked off to you six times today" on her official Forum -- that **** quickly gets old.
 
As a *****-wielding, thigh boot wearing, blonde temple of destruction?

Yes, her membership is hardcore, that's for sure. I am glad this is an active Pattycake board too -- I get so bored with reading things like "I just jacked off to you six times today" on her official Forum -- that **** quickly gets old.

Nah, I'd cast her as the ***** abtuctee from the Pentagon who has the affair with the robot. She'd be a natural for it. I wonder if she does a New York accent?

Ah yeah... Her message board. Interesting place. I went beyond over-the-top there on my couple of visits, just for grins. Unfortunately, I think I was the only one grinning.
 
Holy bong hits, Batman.

Ah yes -- and so we come to see what is now the new normal for Pattycake -- self-pleasuring with her glass dildo and then licking the juices off of it. Pretty intense for her given the fact that she was so shy for so many years. Of course it's not that way for every update, she still likes to pace us through the year with hot, then not, but the trend is looking up and I am glad it is. ;)

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Ah yes -- and so we come to see what is now the new normal for Pattycake -- self-pleasuring with her glass dildo and then licking the juices off of it. Pretty intense for her given the fact that she was so shy for so many years. Of course it's not that way for every update, she still likes to pace us through the year with hot, then not, but the trend is looking up and I am glad it is. ;)

Nah, I meant that she looks blissfully baked in the new one:

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I'm always finding more to like about this girl.
 
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